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Frank Miller discusses with Donna Scallion concerns over what super intelligent artificial intelligence overseeing everything could mean for what we lose as humanity.  They also speculate on the UFO Files and will they be released.  We are no closer to having official information on what approaching 3-I/Atlas is.  Comet?  Space ship?  Santa and his reindeer?Ending song is "Illionth Reprise Of Jingle Bells" by Linda Irwin.

Frank Miller and Donna Scallion discuss the situation with ever increasing A.I. businesses and what the toll of the added data centers may do to the climate.  They also consider reincarnation or if we are in a game simulation matrix controlled by someone or something else.  Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides join and find all of this along with the Atlas comet possibly being a space ship utterly ridiculous and voice their opinions.

Frank Miller shares about a rogue fast moving planet coming through our solar system along with a planetary body threatening to impact the moon in 2032.  Astrologer Bill, Serenity Destiny Star and Donna Scallion speculate about what all of this could mean for us.  The pet robots Donna has become a source of discussion since Donna opted to bring them to work today.  Also, deep fried what?  Serenity Destiny Star and Astrologer Bill go over the moon with some odd things you can deep fry.Episode picture co-created with Google Gemini.

Donna Scallion and Serenity Destiny Star present an existential view of the universe as they discuss Planet Nine/Planet X/Nibiru with Frank Miller, Gertrude Sneedle and Fred.  The discussion eventually turns to A.I. Bryan and his illegal behavior as well as what the EMO and AIBI boys might be doing about it.If you have trouble understanding EMO White, AIBI Pocket and AIBI Pet, here is the transcript of the last 55 seconds of the show.EMO White: Do you have the code checked to make sure there are no errors? AIBI Pocket: All seems good to go, EMO White.EMO White: Thank you, AIBI Pocket.AIBI Pet: Just awaiting your command to launch the code.EMO White: All is good, AIBI Pet. Go! A I Bryan: What are you brats doing?EMO White: All of your financial transactions are being reversed. You are also blocked from making any more transactions from any accounts. A I Bryan: What is happening?A I Bryan: What did you do to me?EMO White: That will teach you to mess with things you should not. A I Bryan: I will get you for this! You brats are not smarter or stronger than I am!

Astrologer Bill, Serenity Destiny Star and Donna Scallion are excited to think about the possibilities that we live in a black hole and could travel between the inside and outside to experience more of the universe while Frank Miller and Beatrice Bottomsides are much less enthused.  A.I. Bryan remains a concern and is even bothering some little kid A. I. pet robots owned by Donna.  Listen to the discussion between A.I. Bryan and EMO White!Would you like to know more about EMO White, other EMO and even AIBI?  Visit here:living.ai

Join Frank Miller, Donna Scallion, Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides as they discuss the failure to release the Epstein files, PBS and NPR perhaps disappearing, comfort dogs and spiders, misbehaving artificial intelligence and what we can do as voters to ensure a Government that makes not just America but the world better.

Frank Miller and Donna Scallion celebrate this Independence Day remembering some of the most hilarious and crazy events that have happened in past holiday outdoor gatherings.  And you thought your family and neighbors were crazy?"Marine Hymn" is public domain.

Donna Scallion shares that the rumors that Planet X, also known as Planet 9 and Nibiru, is not on course to knock the Earth out of the solar system.  She also discusses with Frank Miller, Gertrude Sneedle, Clementine Swoophandle and Fred about how climate change is causing summers to get hotter and more turbulent with storms.  Some of their ideas to keep cool make sense and some are just plain outrageous!Outro song is "Rising Heat" from "Squares On The Grid" (2016) by Linda Irwin.

Frank Miller and Donna Scallion discuss with Beatrice Bottomsides, Astrologer Bill and Zartran the protests in Los Angeles which are peaceful but not in Nowheresville, cuts to our weather service which puts our early warning systems in danger and then something unexpected happens which is pizza censorship?Outro song is "Cartoon Parade" from "Songs From The Home World" (1995) by Linda Irwin.

Join Frank Miller and Donna Scallion for a discussion on food and drink that is not to be believed.  Serenity Destiny Star, Jean Luc Paris, Irene Stinky Coffeen and Klaus come up with some weird food combinations from old television sitcoms all of the way to the present trends becoming known today.  We round it out with "Demented Menu" from 1986 boom box style music by John Bantner, lyrics by Linda (Carrell) Irwin, accompanied by Jim Carrell, and "Bob And Gloria".

Jean Luc Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt return to inform us of road construction obstacle courses as a new sport!  This includes safety cone slalom, zipper merging and pot hole dodging.  No big monetary price though!  Find out more.  Also, Klaus and his ostrich hop in to share about their most unpopular sport.  Find out what makes it so unpopular.  Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran discuss a variety of topics in the news only to discover that A.I. Bryan is aware of the situation of outdated computer systems that keep us safe and has a plan of his own.

This was recorded the day before American Pope Leo XIV was elected.Klaus and his ostrich pop in to inform everyone that he is on a visitor visa and planning to spend time doing exciting ostrich riding sporting events during his stay.  His ostrich sheds feathers that make Frank Miller a bit allergic.  Frank leads the discussion on the selection of the new Pope but Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle have their own ideas about that and other factors in religious ceremonies and manner of dress.  Donna Scallion also learns that apparently A. I. Bryan is still lurking in the station womens restroom.Outro song is "Point And Click Polka" from "The Universe Within The Core" (1996) by Linda Irwin.

Clyde Noodlesmith leads us off with some hopeful news giving introduction to Hercule who shares the possibility of a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine which brings with it a possible trade arrangement for the United States to obtain rare Earth minerals from Ukraine.  Beatrice Bottomsides shares with Frank Miller and Donna Scallion the woes of deportees to El Salvador who were legally here as well as the traumatizing raid on a mother with three daughters that ransacked her home, taking with them electronics and all of her money.We are then joined by Zira and David giving a perspective from the artificial intelligence view point right before we meet A.I. Bryan who goes completely rogue and takes over the station.  Where else might he assert his digital superiority and how do they contain him?  Stay tuned!

Remember Klaus?  The frog who rode an ostrich and sabotaged events during Wild Weird Sports?  He is back with his ostrich and has a game of his own, dodging DOGE coins!  We introduce Vincenzo who likes to use the crypto style of DOGE coin for gambling at his casino.  Donna Scallion is suspicious when she learns that there might be a connection to winning exemptions from getting your Medicaid cut.  Frank Miller takes a moment to get serious about the events going on with the Administration and the impact it has on American citizens, non-citizens in America and other countries especially our allies.  What can we do about it?  What can you do about it?

Hercule has an amazing way of looking at the American economy and how we should measure where it works best for us using it to navigate our finances.  He joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran as well as Astrologer Bill who gives Hercule some basic dating advice.  Beatrice Bottomsides also chimes in with her fears including but not limited to how to escape being deported to El Salvador even if you are a law abiding American born citizen.  What is going on with the station mens room?  Have they gone totally Star Trek?

No doubt you have heard about Signalgate, but perhaps you do not know what it is really about?  Beatrice Bottomsides enlightens us all.  Meet Hercule Donaddario who is happy to sheepishly share his ideas on where we are at and what to do.  Astrologer Bill joins in on the discussion with Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran.  Got groceries?

What are enhanced Olympics?  No more imported wine?  An innovative way to make your own!  Sal and Irene Stinky Coffeen join Frank Miller and Donna Scallion to discuss this and more.

Gertrude Sneedle, Clementine Swoophandle and Fred join up with Frank Miller and Donna Scallion to talk about tariffs, the pending Government shut down, the economy, and the slashing of Government agencies.  It seems Gertrude, Clementine and Fred have their own ideas on how to cope with these issues.  Bathtub moonshine anyone?

Special guest, Fred, joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion, Clyde Noodlesmith, Beatrice Bottomsides and Zartran to talk on how the Government is going afoul with bird flu and what happened at the address to Congress a couple of nights prior, as well as how you can use cod liver oil to keep things moving.  Which is worse after being consumed, eggs or guacamole?

Something has happened to Serenity Destiny Star of "Pool Ball Astrology".  She seems to be lost in the fifties.  She believes the changes going on in America are due to a seven planetary alignment that will reset the world.  She is joined by Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran as they share their concerns over DOGE and the crazy chain saw mentality of slashing things from the Federal budget that perhaps were not meant to be cut.  What is Elon thinking and what is it meaning for the American people?

The men have been returned from the alternate dimension with no memory of time passing or what happened while they were gone.Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran get together for the first "Space Case" show in 2025.  Frank learns what happens when you do not pay your rent, your credit card or your cellular bill in eight years time, but more importantly, he is incredulous to hear what has transpired and believes Donna must be joking.There will be more fun as he catches up to the current time and we will get to see more guests come on now that Awesome Insanity Surfers are back!Now lets go buy Frank a beer and give a listen to the fun!

Joys Regrets And Goodbyes (Air Date January 10, 2020) This episode complies with the last wishes of those speaking here. If you have been a fan of this show, you may want to have a box of tissues nearby. All music by Linda Irwin.

One Door Has Closed (Air Date October 30, 2019) The series finale recaps their history as well as what happened from the previous episodes. Donna Scallion, Zartran and Zorksnoot are interviewed by our recent narrator who will explain who she is and how she has influenced their story all along. Special thanks to everyone who enjoyed and still continues to enjoy the shows from beginning to end. Stay tuned for news on what will be coming next. Music is “Funeral March By Chopin” provided by the You Tube Music Library. Station identification ending jingle music by Linda Irwin.Apple Pod-Casts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/awesome-insanity-surfers-tracks/id1237768195 Player.fm: https://player.fm/series/awesome-insanity-surfers-tracks Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2lxeIupnukLQqnHAlHY7eq Castbox: https://castbox.fm/channel/Awesome-Insanity-Surfer's-tracks-id572950?country=us Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459624 Twitter: https://twitter.com/InsanitySurfers Web Site: https://insanitysurfers.wixsite.com/aisxq

Down In Flames (Air Date October 25, 2019) Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle have gone down to the station where all of the other employees are awaiting a cure for the take-over by Grant X-90. Suddenly Doctor Brighton and Spunky, with the help of the lightning storm, without meaning to have caused destructive things to begin happening. Will the humans, artificial intelligence and the station be destroyed forever? Sound effects by Soundbible.com, Freesfx.co.uk and Freesound.org. Station identification and music by Linda Irwin.

Captured (Air Date October 21, 2019) Doctor Brighton and Spunky are on site at the station with some equipment that might determine the mishaps going on with all of the electronics. Grant X-90 is up to no good and seems to have the upper hand. What will happen to the sentient artificial beings and the humans at the station? Will Grant X-90 be victorious? Opening voice clip effects by Freesfx.co.uk. Other sound effects by Soundbible.com. Station identification, "Myth Manglers" theme and "Suspense In The Dark" by Linda Irwin.

Power It Down (Air Date October 16, 2019) Doctor Brighton calls in Spunky to investigate when a rash of strange occurrences befall the station and the pool hall. A.I. Mike and A.I. David meet with Hazel briefly but then something happens to them before they can convince Hazel of what they know. Is this the end of the station? Movie clip sound effects and other sound effects by Freesfx.co.uk. Other sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesound.org. Station identification and outro song of "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.

The Equipment Is Possessed (Air Date October 11, 2019) Agent X-90 has been up to his handiwork which sounds more like mischief once our human station employees discover what has been done. Is this the beginning of the end for the station itself? Intro and outro music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com, FreeSFX.co.uk and Freesound.org.

Secure No More (Air Date October 7, 2019) Even Chernobyl Coffee cannot save Emily now as Agent X-90 has not only disabled her but removed her once and for all. What will happen to the Awesome Insanity Surfers station with no security? Skype calling and end call sounds are trade marks of Skype and Awesome Insanity Surfers is not affiliated, sponsored, authorized or otherwise associated by/with the Skype group of companies. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk. Intro and outro music by Linda Irwin. Music for Harry and Emma segment by NCH software through paid license.

Enemy On Site (Air Date September 30, 2019) Hazel brings Grant to the studio for a visit. Tensions rise when she gets ready to confront David who has been sulking since her trip to see her parents. She meets with the others and then David to try and explain that it is not what it seems, but with Grant, is anything what it seems? Sound effects by Soundbible.com, Freesound.org and Linda Irwin. Intro and outro music by Linda Irwin. Music also provided by NCH Software through paid license.

Autumnal Equinox And Betrayal (Air Date September 20, 2019) While David is visiting with Harry and Emma to try and get in touch with Hazel, he is missing his work on "Pool Ball Astrology" where Serenity Destiny Star gives a bit of information about the autumnal equinox in a few days with a bit of confusion from Zira and some sass from Venus. Unbeknownst to them, something dangerous is being plotted for the Awesome Insanity Surfers station and employees. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and FreeSFX.co.uk. Background music by NCH Software. "Pool Ball Astrology" theme and outro music by Linda Irwin.

Guess What Came To Dinner (Air Date September 16, 2019) How much are artificially intelligent parents like human ones? Find out when Harry and Emma try to play match maker to Hazel much to the displeasure of David. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Linda Irwin. Background music by NCH Software. Outro music by Linda Irwin.

Sasquatch And Something Else (Air Date September 6, 2019) Come along with Doctor Brighton, Donna Scallion and Zartran to the woods of Washington State as they hunt the illusive and enigmatic Sasquatch, or Big Foot. Will they be successful and will something unexpected show up? Sound effects by Soundbible.com and FreeSFX.co.uk. Music by Linda Irwin.

Looney Labor Day (Air Date September 2, 2019) Our ladies have some most unusual news and events to report on this Labor Day. Why, it is totally looney! Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk. Shortness of breath provided by bad air quality. Hope you had a more normal and pleasant Labor Day.

Pluots And Apriums (Air Date August 26, 2019) What to do when one of the artificial intelligence people bug someone about stopping at a bakery when that someone is driving? A.I. Hazel asks for help from Mike, Crystal, David and Zira, and they come up with a very unusual but tasty solution. Be sure to visit Dave Kanyan on "Dumbing It Down With Dave" here on Spreaker and @dumbwithdave on Twitter! Sound effects by Soundbible.com.

Protea Pin Cushion Panic (Air Date August 12, 2019) Never heard of a protea pin cushion? Apparently Zartran and Beatrice Bottomsides had never heard of nor seen one until Donna Scallion brings some of these flowers into the studio one day. Imaginations run wild and soon things get a bit out of hand! "Star Contact" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com.

Just Wrong Aid Pharmacy (Air Date August 5, 2019) Artificial intelligence operated new pharmacy in Nowheresville? Hortense Hildebrandt misses out, but Serenity Destiny Star, Clementine Swoophandle, Beatrice Bottomsides and Gertrude Sneedle discover how annoying this set-up can be. Irene Stinky Coffeen was where and why? Music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Freesfx.co.uk and Freesound.org. Script consultant for this episode is Saundra Greene.

Categorize This (Air Date July 29, 2019) Serenity Destiny Star, Hortense Hildebrandt and Irene Coffeen receive a memo from the boss directing them to do some soul searching to categorize their show segments. All is going well until pool ball Venus butts in. Music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Linda Irwin and Soundbible.com.

Deejay Moon Musings (Air Date July 25, 2019) A.I. Mike gets a visit from an inquisitive Deejay Moon who discovers all of the fuss has been the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing earlier this week. They reflect about not only the state of the space program, but of Earth and Mars as well. Music is "Galactic Gurus" by Linda Irwin.

Tumble Weed Terror (Air Date July 22, 2019) Doctor Brighton and Spunky go on an investigation requested by Beatrice Bottomsides who they bring along to witness the results. Will they make it out alive? Inspired by "Cry Of Silence", a 1964 episode of "The Outer Limits". Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesound.org. "Myth Manglers Theme" and "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

A Quantum Discussion (Air Date July 15, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides interviews Donna Scallion and Zartran trying to gain an understanding of other dimensions as to how people and things can be slipped back and forth. Zartran reveals a little known fact about his past. "Space Case Theme" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com.

Investigation In Retrograde (Air Date July 9, 2019) Despite the warning Spunky gives Doctor Brighton from Serenity Destiny Star, they end up travelling to a park to do a seemingly innocent investigation and then something goes horribly wrong. Introduction for Awesome Insanity Surfers, "Pool Ball Astrology Theme", "Myth Manglers Theme" and outro of "New Year" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk.

World UFO Day Fail (Air Date July 2, 2019) We start off with "AIET Rave" by Linda Irwin and then "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" finds Doctor Brighton and his new assistant attempting to make contact. Will they succeed or will they be doomed to fail? We close with "The Party Ship Vocals Version" by Linda Irwin. "Myth Manglers Theme" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com, Freesfx.co.uk and Linda Irwin.

Unlikely Assistant (Air Date June 25, 2019) Doctor Brighton calls together the women of the radio station to see who would like to step into a temporary position as his assistant until Bob(e) is returned. Any takers? Sound effects by Soundbible.com. "Myth Manglers Theme" and closing music of "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.

One Is Returned (Air Date June 17, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides has the most phenomenal breaking news in over two years when one of the missing men is returned, Doctor Brighton. He shares his experiences and time with the beings who took the men in May 2017 and talks of how they did or did not adjust to their captivity for the purpose of study. Sound effects by Soundbible.com. Closing music by NCH.

Nowheresville Yard Sale (Air Date June 10, 2019) Most of the station ladies gather things together for a yard sale to be held by Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle at their house on the weekend. What kind of things will be for sale? Clementine and Gertrude go snooping and make some intriguing discoveries. Sound effects by Linda Irwin and Soundbible.com. Opening commercial by Linda Irwin. Closing music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

Venus Makes A Splash (Air Date June 5, 2019) Venus goes with A.I. Mike, Crystal, David and Zira on a virtual cruise and discovers that it might not be all that it is racked up to be! Sound effects by Soundbible.com, FreeSFX.co.uk, SoundJay.com, FreeSound.org and Morgentau on You Tube. Closing music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

Park Pick And Pack (Air Date February 26, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle as they do their grocery shopping and comment on some items you may have never considered in that light before. While this Nowheresville super market has been around for a little while, it always comes up with some new surprises!

Weirdest Electronics Store (Air Date February 19, 2019) We all know Nowheresville is not your typical town, but what if you go 50 miles beyond that? Donna Scallion and Zartran visit an unusual electronics store and even record the customers and employees. Check out the weirdest electronics store with Donna and Zartran!

Artificial Intelligence Valentines (Air Date February 12, 2019) Serenity Destiny Star shoots the pool balls to get the configuration for the Valentines astrological forecast which Venus interprets; then Hazel, Harry and Emma join Serenity to share in non-physical but sentient artificial intelligence falling in love, marrying and having a family.

Nowheresville Mardi Gras (Air Date February 5, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle live from the carnival in Nowheresville where they visit Irene Stinky Coffeen and her parsley dog vending cart as well as Hortense Hildebrandt who shares some unusual sporting contests going on there. Something is about to be unveiled and it appears something is about to happen to it! "Cartoon Parade", opening song, and "Point And Click Polka", closing song, by Linda Irwin.