The Town (September 2010)

Welcome to Charlestown, Baahston! The city where everyone's a bank robber, the women are all on drugs, and all the little children can dream of is an ice rink. Even Fergie's lookin a little rough in this piece! They say if you watch this back-to-back with The Departed, The Boondock Saints, and Good Will Hunting, the mayor of Boston will ship you a key to the city, a box of Bruins jerseys, and a small "Fighting Irish" tattoo will spontaniously appear somewhere on your body. In all seriousness, this movie works harder than a "rock-breaking Townie". The performances are excellent, the stakes are exhilerating, and it was really cool to see Don Draper scream at Batman in an FBI windbreaker. Settle in for some thrills, spills, and stollen dolla' bills - just remember who clipped your nuts for ya!