The treadmill

This is a song I wrote. I had to listen to a friend of mine this morning  a dreadfully overweight businessman  telling me that he was on a treadmill he couldn’t get off. I know the feeling , today another  commuter threw themselves under the train at Doncaster. I then had to five different connections , by the time I’d finished, I thought I was going to have a massive jammer; no wonder we call it the heart attack hill this trans- Siberian  treadmill.