The Ultimate Bush Thongs, Montana Pumpkin Mystery, and A Diamond-Encrusted Eyeball

Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't get any more stupid ideas, we now have an option to buy our girl a frisky thong with pubic hair. A 30-year long mystery has plagued the Missoula campus of the University of Montana that finds a pumpkin somehow impaled atop of a spire high above the Main Hall. No one knows who, why, or how. Would you trust a jeweler who had an actual diamond IN his eye?In this Midweek BONUS Episode...Airline Upcharges Customers To Recline Their Plane SeatKim Kardashian Released Underwear with Faux Pubic HairSchool Therapist Needs A Therapist: Arrested For 'Stalking and Trying to Poison Her Ex Husband'New Trend: People Are Having Starbucks Baristas Put Their Drinks Into Carved Pumpkins‘Narcissist’ Mom Ruins Daughter’s Gender Reveal—Making It All About HerThe University of Montana Has a 30-Yr. Halloween Pumpkin MysteryFL Man Stole $7k In Lottery Tickets—Then Returned To Store To Redeem ThemNaked FL Man Caught on Camera Breaking Into and Terrorizing Neighborhood HomesDriver Fined for Having a Hand-Drawn License Plate—They "Lost" TheirsA New $600 Toilet Camera Watches You Go and Analyzes the ResultsOrder Mix-Up Sparks Bloody 7-Person Brawl Inside Texas WhataburgerAggressive Sea Otter Bites Surfer, Hijacks SurfboardFast Food Customer Complains After Noticing A 5% 'Employee Benefits' Surcharge On The ReceiptJewelry Store Owner Has 2-Carat Diamond Embedded Into His Artificial EyeParents Leave Baby Alone on Beach For Nearly an Hour–They ‘Lost Track of Time’WI Police Officers Turn Toilet Paper Homecoming Prank Back on StudentsResearchers Have Been Studying Chicago's "Rat Hole"...and Say It Probably Wasn't a Rat3 Idiots Brake into Amusement Park—Made Off With 200 Stuffed AnimalsMcRage: Argument Over FL McDonald's Order Leads To Shooting InsideGirl Falls from Disney Cruise Ship—Encouraged By Mom To Pose For Photo In Open PortholeBuddy the Elf Wins Annual Floating Pumpkin RaceWe’ve Arrived At The “Golden Age” of StupidityGet up to date with all the stupidity from the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and we have another Super Seven set of "winners" who have graduated with this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!