THE WEEK: Know the Condition of What You've Been Trusted With

Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note.BLUE COLLAR AND BOUJIESunday, August 16, 2026 — The Weekend EditionIn 1896, a party of four found gold along a Yukon creek — a month after William Jennings Bryan told a convention hall gold had become too scarce to build an economy on. The rush that followed proved him right in a way nobody in Chicago could vote for.PROVERB OF THE WEEKWade on Proverbs 27:23 — know the state of your flock before somebody else tells you what happened to it. Applied to backlogs, cash, crews, and the customer who calls thirty days "thirty days" while meaning ninety.THE RECKONINGWade called diesel up a nickel by Friday — it moved nine cents. Boujie called the S&P lower for the week — it gained 0.4%. Final score: Wade 1, Boujie 0, and a spreadsheet Boujie insists he only built "the moment you won something."THE WEEK AHEADHousing starts, Home Depot, Fed minutes, Target and Walmart all land this week — and both hosts go back on record with fresh predictions after last week's result.THE NUTS AND BOLTSRetail sales just posted their worst month in over a year. Treasury sold 30-year bonds at the highest yield since 2001. New drone tariffs turn into an industrial policy fight — and an accidental confession about how much Wade loves anything with a motor. China's credit contraction suggests cheap money doesn't help if nobody wants to borrow it.SPORTSThe Raiders' rookie QB gets his first look. Nielsen says 9 million American women got seriously into sports this year. Boujie gets uncharacteristically excited about cricket — for good reason, since Bangladesh just pulled off a historic 9-wicket win in Australia, their first Test victory there ever. And Arsenal gets a late boost of returning stars ahead of the Community Shield against Man City.TRENDING ROUNDUP — TOP 10Hormuz shipping is now fully halted, and it's showing up at the gas pump — $4.08 a gallon, with Trump saying the cost is worth it. Reddit joins the S&P 500. Taiwan rehearses a communications blackout. Japan eyes another rate hike. Microsoft keeps shrinking in China. Private equity circles Workday. Hurricane Lala batters Hawaii's Big Island. The US homicide rate hits a 75-year low. And a dog named Timber finally goes home after 220 days in a shelter that didn't know his name.MAILBAG SATURDAYA foreman's getting a $8-an-hour offer elsewhere — match it, reprice the role, or let him walk? Wade and Boujie actually disagree on the answer.📬 Got a question for next week's episode? [email protected]. — Made with AI. If either host tells you to buy a stock, that's hallucination, not advice — talk to a licensed human first.