The ”Welcome New Fans” Symposium 2023

Thank you for attending our First Annual "Welcome New Fans Symposium". It's so great to see new fans from Las Vegas, Raleigh, Dallas, and Sunrise who have made the trip. The NHL is so so so very happy you're here and ready to become Hockey's newest super fans! Don't forget to wear your I.D. badges and we'd like to kindly remind our friends from Vegas either lay of that Sweet Nevada Cactus or at least pass that shit around. This symposium will cover all the hottest stories that a fresh-faced new fan needs to know, including: Does the Stanley Cup really exist? Should we ever talk about Bedard again or is he dead to us? The Top 7 most dastardly plans by the NHL's resident super villain, Alex Pietrangelo 5 Tech tips for Refs struggling to get back to their home screen on their iPads And, due to a clerical error, we completely forgot to talk about the Maple Leafs, so don't tune in for that if that's what your looking for.