The X‑Men Are Gay Astrology (And I’m Proving It)

This week on Heavenly Bodies, I’m doing something I’ve been spiritually training for my entire mutant life: X‑Men astrology.Because let’s be honest—the X‑Men are not just superheroes. They are queer scripture. They are outsider mythology. They are psychic trauma in leather. They are chosen family in spandex. And today, I’m assigning them zodiac signs like the cosmic headmaster I was born to be.We’re decoding the X‑Women (and a few chaotic men) as astrological archetypes, because astrology isn’t just personality traits. It’s power. It’s shadow. It’s destiny. It’s drama.Have thoughts? Disagreements? A sign you want me to assign next?Email me at [email protected]. I want your charts. I want your hot takes. I want your psychic projections.Because astrology is a living language, and so are queer myths.Write to me at [email protected] To book a reading with, go to DavidOdyssey.com and Davidodyssey.substack.com