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EPISODE · Feb 13, 2026 · 1H 59M

There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11

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Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia separation movement, they side into a review of “Bandit Country: The IRA & South Armagh” by Toby Harnden. This is a history of the least controllable area during the War of Irish Independence against England, its ruler Tom “Slab” Murphy, and the internal schisms that lead to the downfall of the IRA. They also ask the question: what makes Ireland to unique, and can the IRA be replicated elsewhere? Timestamps: 01:06 – White Men Don’t Hold Their Hands Behind Their Backs 04:56 – Bits are in the Blood and the Balls (I’m a Shitpost Man) 09:20 – Dimes Doesn’t Even Want a Comedian Genocide Anymore and Wakes Up Circling Back 10:57 – The Bad Bunny Superbowl Performance: Zeihan Speaks of This 23:53 – Bad Bunny as a Trump Psyop 28:24 – A Trans School Shooter in British Columbia 37:26 – Prove to Me You Know How to Pick Fruit 49:37 – Canadian Gun Buybacks 53:30 – The British Columbia Separation Movement 1:06:10 – British Columbia to End Drug Legalization Experiment 1:15:11 – Trump’s Venezuela Ships First Oil to Israel in Decades 1:17:02 – “Bandit Country” Review Begins 1:21:02 – Thomas “Slab” Murphy 1:26:40 – The Organizational Structure of Independence 1:29:32 - The Cultural History of Northern Ireland 1:35:10 – Schisms Created by the Difficulty in Maintaining Ceasefire 1:43:38 – The Assassination of Lord Mountbatten 1:48:43 – Taking the War to England 1:51:48 – Fighting Helicopters and Sniper Gangs 1:54:13 – The Real IRA and Downfall of the IRA in Hearts and Minds

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