They Owe an Apology for Being Offended | Fri 3-27-26

We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Headlines* (0:02:59) Disclaimer* (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band* (0:13:46) D: NJF won’t be Prez!* (0:17:04) D: Anger… Florida Gators* (0:19:19) D: Leslie Jones; Future Prez* (0:21:35) 📞 RYAN, IL: I was offended at “Ocala”; Restaurant bill ladies DTLA* (0:26:39) R: “Us”?* (0:30:27) R: Miss Erika Kirk said Charlie would do it again…* (0:34:41) R: Believe in God? One God?* (0:38:28) R: Closing* (0:39:56) 💬 Super: Fri shirt* (0:40:33) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Rio to Sidney* (0:51:01) ROB: Moon landing? Earthrise?* (0:56:42) ROB: Sherlock Holmes quote* (0:58:10) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: spring break; fentanyl wife* (1:04:39) S: China fentanyl, Opium… CHUMP* (1:08:00) S: Oil, gasoline prices* (1:09:21) S: We weren’t scared in the 80s, but the 40s-50s* (1:13:16) S: Jesus* (1:14:02) 📞 WILLIAM III* (1:19:01) 💬 Coffees: Scott Ritter* (1:25:49) 💬 Coffees: Druski, Cesar, Eric on value of women* (1:30:57) 💬 Coffees: Eric on offense* (1:33:02) 💬 Popcorn on sanity* (1:36:28) 💬 Super: Shirt is nice* (1:36:59) 📞 JAMES, KY: entertaining; Hake’s take on gasoline* (1:40:36) J: Oil runs the world… high demand* (1:46:46) J: Trump and Strait of Hormuz; Fracking* (1:48:05) J: Fracking…* (1:50:01) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant attacking Rob; Ko-Fi* (1:52:58) 📞 MAZE, OH…* (1:54:15) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/27/hake-fri-3-27-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/27/jlp-fri-3-27-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe