This Heart Attack

The lads are back and now tacking on, Fisheries: The lads storm the docks to “fix the fishing industry,” which mostly results in them arguing with a pelican and accidentally dropping someone’s lunch into the ocean. A strong start.Bird Flu: Next, they attempt to investigate bird flu by interrogating pigeons. One lad gets chased by a goose and declares it “an act of biological warfare.”Winter Sex Olympics: They somehow end up at the Winter Sex Olympics, where they’re immediately disqualified for mistaking the warm‑up area for the main event and high‑fiving the judges mid‑performance.Sweet Treats (Top 10 Worst Lollies): To recover, they review the Top 10 Worst Lollies — passionately.Highlights include:Calling licorice “a crime in chewy form”Debating whether those chalky heart candies are food or building materialsOne lad nearly gagging at the smell of banana‑flavored anythingA heated argument about whether jellybeans are “tiny lies”They end the day traumatized, sticky, and furious at the confectionery industry.Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.