Three Hormone Patches, Two Missed Flights & Zero Self-Awareness | Ep. 68

Eliana and Leora are back after a sisterly standoff that proves one thing: after 50+ years of sibling history, passive-aggressive can still become aggressively aggressive.This week on MenOpod, Eliana turns hormone replacement therapy into a math problem, somehow ends up with three hormone patches in play, misses a flight (then nearly misses the next one), battles the world of concierge medicine, discovers she may be losing her hearing, and proves once again that rental cars are no match for her.Meanwhile, Leora questions every life choice that led her to sitting across from her sister with a microphone.The sisters dive into the disappearing act of beloved doctors, summer camp guilt, anxious parenting, Love Island-induced parenting nightmares, grocery store moral dilemmas, texting while driving, hearing alarms your friends can hear but you can’t, and the eternal mystery of why Eliana has never met a deadline—or departure time—she couldn’t challenge.So grab your hormone patch (just one this time), check your boarding pass, and join us for another episode of menopause, mayhem, sisterly roasting, and the hilarious chaos of life after fifty.Because at MenOpod, we believe life begins when your period ends… even if your memory, GPS, and calendar disagree. 🤣🗓️🏝️Follow @MenOpodPodcast for more midlife chaos, menopause truths, and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.🎧 Subscribe wherever you listen so you never miss the mess