Thursday, 08.29.24

*Why aren't kids going to school? *Whaddya bench? *The surgeon general warns that being a dad is hard *Talk about a crappy corporate retreat! *Parents across the country begin to ask for more safety precautions *Nikki Glaser is having a very good year and she deserves it *Need a used truck? Armie Hammer will give you deal on his late model Sierra. He just needs some gas money for his new hybrid. *Leave a one-star review, get a brick through your window. *Dying alone at home and no one noticing is about as bad as it gets. But dying at your cubicle in a busy office and no one noticing for four days is as bad as it gets.  *The likelihood that you'll die as the result of a mosquito review is virtually 100%. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo