TILP 11: Welcome to Piña Coladaburg

Ostensibly the hosts of a show about current events, the boys forget to talk about anything current or relevant. Cush struggles to accept a world in which a live-action Cinderella movie exists. Michael uncovers gnome-based meth economies, and we chat for far too long about alcoholic malt beverages. Better step back, friend – this is New Kids on the Block turf. Highlights include: Where carb bonanzas are a pleasure [1:00] 2017 gets into the murder business [2:15] The Cushing family’s dark history with While You Were Sleeping [7:20] The boys throw an #AaronsParty [11:05] Cinderella’s gaslight ball [19:55] What’s up with all these 90s, though? [24:41] The Smirnoff ISIS Counterinsurgency [32:35] Crank: High Gnomage [37:27] The worst party bus in history [47:50] Master-Pieces of Pig Theater [53:30]