TILP 30: Needledick Penisgun

This week, we explore the Flat Earth civil war and geriatric social media. Michael introduces the world's most devious 10-year-old, Cush gets a hankerin’ for seitan, and we talk about punching kids for the 5th episode in a row. Highlights include: Cush’s fun weekend plans [2:25] #Buttholegate [4:50] ‘Cause we’re all creeeeeps. [14:40] Crisis on Infinite Flat Earths [20:05] Voice-to-Tweet Technology [27:05] Cards Against Your Childhood [33:20] Needledick Penisgun [35:55] Celebrity crushbones [43:45] False flag murder diary [52:00] #Disguisting #allwomen [64:25]