TILP 34: Zuneboy, King of Skynet

This week, we take a break from ruining your childhood favorites to ruin the Bloomin’ Onion. Sorry, they’re Satanic now. Michael invites everyone to a family exorcism, Cush lays plans to become king of Skynet, and we wonder how long it would take us to become jerks in Westworld. THE SAND MYSTERY DEEPENS. Highlights include: Love is dead, and Marvel Studios killed it. [1:05] #AaronsParty starts swinging. [4:20] Possibly the worst contraceptive of all time. [7:30] Science editors having a good time. [21:50] Looks like you're trying to destroy humanity. Want some help with that? [25:45] Green investments [35:20] Hipster barfights [44:00] Exorcism tomorrow? START PLAN. [47:30] Footsteps in frosting. [61:25]