TILP 47: The Pork Knight Rises

This week, we open the show by forgetting the name of every famous artist. Mike takes a tasty bite of our Lord and Savior, Michael breaks some fake news, and we wonder why David Blaine won’t commit card crimes against ISIS. Highlights include: Someone please make Rush Hour 4. [5:15] The Colonel and His 12 Disciples [10:30] Blake Shelton and his no-good, unsexy balls. [18:10] Bless this holy pork roll. [26:45] Fake Penis News [33:15] I can feel it, honkin’ in the air tonight. [38:00] The Fart of the Deal [42:45] Card Crimes Against ISIS [49:40] Shaping young minds. [56:00]