Time Traveling Horses Overthrew the Roman Empire | Comedy podcast

This queer and absurd skit show is about how time traveling horses overthrew the roman empire. Included are drunk discussions about centaurs (can they be vampires?), a horse god-emperor, the council of equine time-travel, and many, many scenes of horses rapping. Sadly we could not get horses to beat-box in the background, as the script suggested.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case).SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:36 - Hwilliam introduces the famed, exciting, spendiferous Horse Play01:49 - Can centaurs spoon? With their horse half or human half? 07:32 - A horse senator debates using only neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs.12:20 - Horse raps. Need I say more? Probably. But I won't.17:33 - The Council of Equine Time Travel comes to a difficult decision.23:29 - Vernon reveals his dark terrible twisted grim gloomy and generally upsetting secret to his lover Jim.31:14 - The horse senator from before has become God-Emperor. What now?36:19 - More horse raps, now featuring the time traveling horse Polemia40:34 - Theramin declares that Polemia is a loose cannon, goddammit.42:42 - A human senator and a unicorn have a conversation about racism. Both are for it.48:21 - The horse god-emperor rap battles a time traveling horse. 52:10 - Horses discuss their sex life in "Horse Sex and the City"57:49 - The god-emperor accepts defeat, addressing the troops with neighs, whinnies, snorts, and huffs. CREDITS:Kurt Wilkinkson (@extrability) as Hwilliam Hwimberly Hwallington Hwallace, our esteemed narratorDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Minestrone, a mildly racist unicorn, Mari Lwyd, a rapping horse skull, Theramin, the tauromin (reverse minotaur),@sarahsunshinesullivan as Vernon, a centaur with a terrible secret, and Polemia, a time traveling Clydesdale Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Alfred, a reverse centaur, Incitatus, a horse senator, Pegulus, a peg-leg pegasus, John Burkholder as Julius Mulius, a human senator, Jim, a centaur with anger issues, and Unicorn't, a token human being on the council of equine time travel.CONTENT WARNINGS:War, political unrest, horses rapping (poorly at times)IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!