Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 001 - Tantric Penis Breathing

In our inaugural episode, we cannonball straight into the deep end of the absurd. Amber tests Tom and Mike’s grasp of Victorian slang with a game of Real or Made Up?  Mike proposes starting our own dictionary.  We discuss magical grandma boobs, breakfast sausage moguls, and a public health crisis involving laughing pubic lice. Tom unveils his cutting-edge fitness regimen: Primal Lung Therapy—a blend of intermittent breathing, sprint-induced awakening, and water-screaming. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Mike brings the Internet to us with trivia so weird it has to be true: clouds are terrifyingly heavy, Jonathan the tortoise is basically immortal and obsessed with landlines, and bumblebee bats could overthrow society with cuteness alone. Oh, and SPAM? It doesn't actually stand for Shoulder of Pork and Ham. You’re welcome. Amber closes things out with a quiz to determine what emotionally compromised critter we are. Ketchup on mac and cheese? Discuss. Extreme coupon hoarders? Naturally. And one thing’s clear: Amber’s getting the most listener mail, and we’re all just living in her inbox. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  Email us!  [email protected]