Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse

Today's themes are alcohol and the ocean!   In this episode: meet the alcohol wizard; man has blood alcohol level of 0.357; stealing the music teacher's shoes; What Drinks are Tom Mike and Amber?; alcohol trivia; hematite cock ring; the Grinch's change of heart probably hurt physically; outrageous French stereotypes; drunk in Parliament; Kinderbrau; Would You Rather: Ocean Edition; The Multibuddies invent the worst mixed drinks ever, including: Chugga-Chugga-Shoe-Shoe, The Daniel Boone Experience, The Nihilist Cowboy, Shark in a Kiddie Pool, Pamela Anderson's Swimming Pool ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com 

We needed to take a production break, so here's a classic episode of Story Time with Tom and Mike, featuring Amber's first guest appearance on the show, back in March 2022. Topics include: Dr. Who; how much do sex workers charge?; we find out which Super Smash Bros character we are; Mike Patton; porn (of course!); dicks... soooo many dicks ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  

It's the Easter/April Fool's episode! Topics include:  Chubby Bunny; a visit from the Ether Bunny and the Drug Wizard; Meat Diamond the Clown; April Fool's trivia; energy equals mass times corn squared; directional dog pooping; Mail Crimes; what does the moon smell like?; Easter facts; Roll the Rock Away Saturday; Happy Peaster!; why doesn't Jesus like jellybeans?; best of the Darwin Awards; homemade bulletproof vests; modern day Schoolhouse Rock ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  

Amber tests Tom and Mike on their knowledge of tourist trap trivia, Mike shares some peanut lore, Tom asks Amber and Mike the question "Is It a Racehorse???", and they take the worst personality quiz of all time. Topics Include: manskirts and manbags, artificial seasickness, prodigious proboscis, head genitals, buying chunks of Plymouth Rock and the Berlin Wall, Opps! All Spiders!, Pennsylvania Peanuts, how far can you throw a peanut?, peanut butter diamonds ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  

We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11! Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal horsecock; Hanksgiving, nice to fist you! ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  

Join Tom, Mike, and Amber for an unearthly good time, as they strangely fixate on pretzels and aspects of dentistry for half the episode! Topics: Monkey Steals the Peach; TMASM-Gasm; Chubby Bunny Contest; Not flossing illicit a violent response from dentist); School Students are Stupid; Extinct Ice Cream Canadian Crimes/The Canadian Mob; Weird Medical Facts; Growers and Showers; Viruses are Creepy; Inventions: Real or Fake?; What would an alien do if it met you?  (Please say probe!) Take Amber's quiz!  https://www.buzzfeed.com/smileygem41/what-would-an-alien-do-if-they-encountered-you  ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz 

It's our Valentine's Day special, and we're not in the mood for any of your bullshit! In this episode: an unexpected love connection before the first break, "novelty" cake pops, really unpleasantly big conversation hearts, limp Pencils, "ladies and gentlemen, Cranberries Can Bounce are taking center stage in five minutes!", Bob Kowchanski presents us with another hilariously unhinged quiz ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz    

The episode so long we had to split it in half!  Here's part two! Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  

Happy New Year!  Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks! Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA  ---------------------- Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies  ---------------------- https://tmasm.com  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse    Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   ---------------------- Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  

It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine.  Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year! Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C. The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz   Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Christmas #SantaClaus #Elves #D&D #RealPlay #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6! Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz   Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool. Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs.  Terrible, offensive Mad Libs.  Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't.  What kind of Fall companion are you? YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Thanksgiving #FalllHolidays #InternationalHolidays #MadLibs #WordsThatSoundDirtyButArent #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

amber is a little stuffed treasure chest.  Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes.  Mike has two buttholes.  Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up.  Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #celebrityquotes #birds #birdnames #conspiracytheories #fallactivities #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Mike tells the story of Pencil Dick.  Amber quizzes Tom and Mike on the finer points of spellcraft. 3:33 AM - the Devil's Coffee Break.  Mike shares Halloween triva.  Tom shares some famous least meals and last words from death row inmates.  The gang finds out what type of slasher movie monster they would be. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse    Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   The Halloween Dawn by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/248/the-halloween-dawn  Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org  #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #halloween #spellcraft #deathrowlastmeal #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Tom is a pie-bald incel Redditor, apparently.  Amber asks Tom and Mike to discern which crazy carnival food is real and which is made up, making everyone really hungry.  Mike tells some jokes.  Tom tries out his best pickup lines. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a   Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #carnivalfood #pickuplines #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Amber has dreams about giving birth to kittens and Mike just wants to hatefuck everything.  Amber shares more interesting international idioms.  Gelfax returns, humbled and proverbial hat in hand.  Mike shares more interesting trivia.  Tom tests Mike and Amber's knowledge of D&D spells.  Quiz of the week: what personalized horror movie is right for Perry Higginbottom the Peniswacker? Special Appearances by: Jennifer Cash as The Computer Howard Thorn as Delmar the Adventurer YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a   Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027  Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs  Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   Chee Zee Jungle - Primal Drive by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100684  Artist: http://incompetech.com/ 

Tom catches his hand on fire, and later has a drug wizard battle, and somehow these two things are not at all related.  Amber finds out if Tom and Mike can guess the difference between Pokemon and prescription drugs.  Bingo dancing.  Mike tries to answer questions posed by song titles.  Tom shares some of his weirdest finds on Amazon.  Tom is kidnapped by a mysterious asshole named the Quizmaster whose quiz seems more about product sales than anything else. Special Appearances by: Jennifer Cash Jimmy Fleisher YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse    Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a   Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027  Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs  Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #pokemonordrug #weirdAmazonfinds #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Tom obtains a mannequin.  Amber runs Tom and Mike through a few rounds of Is It a Church, or A Weed Dispensary?  Stick it in your vagankle and smoke it!  Mike shares more weird trivia (talking points: the world toilet to mobile phone ratio is disparaging, which toothpaste is best to eat in a pinch?, the fifth dentist, are Bill and Brian Doyle Murray related to Milton S. Hershey?).  Tom, Mike, and Amber receive an unwanted visitor.  Tom leads Mike and Amber through a rousing exploration of terms which could be a sex act, or a fashion term.  Amber's quiz of the week: what cartoon character are you? YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com   Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a   Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv   Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/   #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #vagankle #menshighheels #ChurchOrDispensary #toothpaste #bubblewrap #FashionTermOrSexAct #fashion #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

The proposed sequel to 101 Dalmatians was gonna be a really wild ride.  Amber quizzes the boys on their knowledge of penacular terms (talking points include: You got patriarchy in my vagina, The Devil's Maypole, The Long Plum).  Mike takes Tom and Amber through a tour of bizarre children's names bestowed by celebrities.  Ed Sheehan's ridiculous ketchup tattoo.  A brief tribute to Ozzy.  What is a rumpus room?   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com     Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW   https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a     Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv     Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417   https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/       #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Disney #101Dalmations #penis #EdSheerhan #Ozzy #Rumpus #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

The gang kicks things off with a spirited discussion about our ancestors watching them masturbate (pun totally intentional).  Amber asks Tom and Mike to guess the phobia based on name alone, leading to frank discussions about the fear of skaters and emos, Oprah, George Washington's secret love of ice hockey, Nicole Kidman's REAL voice, Swifties Against Seagulls, and Jim Morrison's incomprehensible spoken word ramblings. Mike's segment, a series of monologues delivered in various characters as directed by Amber and Tom, nearly collapses several nearby parallel universes as an influx of Walkens converge on a single point in spacetime. Tom tests Mike and Amber on their knowledge of Extreme Fitness Techniques, including boofing tapeworms for weight loss. In this week's quiz, we discover what Tom, Mike, and Amber's superhero sidekick would be like. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Phobias #NicoleKidman #Walkenverse #ExtremeFitnessTechniques #SuperheroSidekicks#TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Things escalate quickly. Amber kicks things off with a dive into bizarre foreign idioms—some charming, some questionable, all extremely Amber. We talk baby ducks as projectiles, Mortal Kombat’s secret double beastiality ending, and why Tom is officially a monster. Also: thigh titties. You had to be there. Mike takes us on a nostalgic rampage through the strange artifacts of Gen-X childhood. We call Australia from an Amish payphone, confront the disturbing anatomy of Cap’n Crunch, and redefine the View-Master experience for the digital age. Spoiler: it’s now the View-Masturbator. Tom unveils his latest body-hacking technique: Gamma Wave Therapy. Think meditation meets gamma radiation meets vaguely illegal science. Side effects include: involuntary drive-by shaving, increased horniness, and launching footballs vaginally with kegel force. Also, he eats Pokémon now. No further questions. To close things out, Amber gives us a quiz to determine our ideal summer hobby—by designing a zoo. Tom outsources his art project entirely, Mike’s zoo may violate ethics laws, and Amber’s still the only one taking this seriously. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv 

In our inaugural episode, we cannonball straight into the deep end of the absurd. Amber tests Tom and Mike’s grasp of Victorian slang with a game of Real or Made Up?  Mike proposes starting our own dictionary.  We discuss magical grandma boobs, breakfast sausage moguls, and a public health crisis involving laughing pubic lice. Tom unveils his cutting-edge fitness regimen: Primal Lung Therapy—a blend of intermittent breathing, sprint-induced awakening, and water-screaming. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Mike brings the Internet to us with trivia so weird it has to be true: clouds are terrifyingly heavy, Jonathan the tortoise is basically immortal and obsessed with landlines, and bumblebee bats could overthrow society with cuteness alone. Oh, and SPAM? It doesn't actually stand for Shoulder of Pork and Ham. You’re welcome. Amber closes things out with a quiz to determine what emotionally compromised critter we are. Ketchup on mac and cheese? Discuss. Extreme coupon hoarders? Naturally. And one thing’s clear: Amber’s getting the most listener mail, and we’re all just living in her inbox. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  Email us!  [email protected]