Tomboy Tirade Episode 45: Fifty Shades of Singapore

Feathers are ruffled as the Tirade tomboys serve up a comedic roast of wacky proportions! Persis and Raven are waiting their turn at a local comedy roast. Unfortunately they are up against the wildly popular comedic duo of Crispy the Talking Cock and Cindy his human sidekick from Singapore. The Tirade tomboys need to get rid of their competition. But now? They decide they first have to know their enemy by "warming up their dinner", so to speak. Crispy the Talking Cock and Cindy have a daring new show coming up in April, Singapore Stripped, where they strip away Singapore’s artificial, shiny façade to reveal its comical dark side. Our first news highlights was Vladimir (Voldermot) Putin, who refused to comment on why he suddenly disappeared for 10 days, where he canceled a trip to Kazakhstan, shelved a treaty signing with South Ossetia and skipped out on a meeting of top officials from Russia's domestic intelligence service, the FSB. Naturally the internet went into overdrive, including on Tirade, which involves tanks, Borat and Vodka. Jeremy Clarkson was fired from BBC and landed straight into comedic roast pit. Is BBC killing its golden goose? Why are grumpy old men like Clarkson so popular in UK? What does BBC really stand for? How does an assault becomes a "fracas" when Jeremy punches his producer? On Aug 9, Singapore is planning a big birthday to mark its 50th anniversary of independence. Now 7 August has just been declared as public day so that half of Singapore can cross over to Johor to annoy our neighbours. What is the national bird of Singapore and why does Crispy bear a grudge against Malaysia?  We get a sneak peak at Crispy and Cindy's new show as they roast one by one, Singapore 's top tourist spots such as Marina Bay Sands, The Singapore Zoo and Orchard Road. Fries and soda not included. Then it is time for Crispy and Cindy to go on stage and they killed it. Threatened, Persis and Raven decide to take drastic action and create their own "fracas". How are they going to get out of this mess? Will they be burnt to a crisp? Stay tuned for a crispy new episode of Tirade, ruffling your feathers 2 April on iTunes, Stitcher and Libsyn!  SINGAPORE STRIPPED! (R18) A Comedy Roast of The Lion CityThe first ever COMEDY ROAST of Singapore takes you on a HILARIOUS WHIRLWIND TOUR of the Lion City. Crispy the Talking Cock - a DEMENTED ROBOT CHICKEN and Cindy Fung - his human sidekick - STRIP AWAY Singapore’s artificial, shiny façade to reveal its COMICAL DARK SIDE! This is the SG50 SHOW the Government DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE!! Singapore Stripped is a breakneck, 60-min show packed with RUDE JOKES, PARODY SONGS and a SIDE-SPLITTING SLIDESHOW that REVEALS key moments in Singapore’s HIDDEN HISTORY! Perfect for SINGAPOREANS, EXPATS and TOURISTS – this show guarantees to ENTERTAIN, SHOCK and THRILL anyone with a TWISTED sense of HUMOUR. Event Date: Wed 1 Apr - Sat 20 Jun 2015 8.30pm Venue: Paulaner Clarke Quay Ticket Pricing(Excludes Booking Fee)Standard: S$28 Get your tickets now! http://www.sistic.com.sg/events/cstripped2015   Of course, while you're doing that, don’t forget to check us out, the Tomboy Tarts! Here’s our official videoand for more tomboy-related stuff, visit us at Tomboy Tarts, the official online home of Tomboy Tirade, the comedy chat podcast. Follow or like us on Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest and our official fan page onFacebook! Can't get enough of Tomboy Tirade? Then subscribe to us on iTunes and Stitcher. Click below!