Tottenham On The Menu Again 🍽️ | EPL Weekend Review
from Five Aside
Akan nearly blocks Dalu’s number because the iPhone ringtone is louder than his peace of mind, then Chelsea do what Chelsea do: score early, refuse to “kill the game,” and turn Burnley into prime Barcelona for 10 minutes. Palmer gets put on “thinkers” for chasing YouTube goals, the “do you even care?” debate explodes after a red-card smirk, and Arsenal meanwhile show the one thing you can’t train: mentality. Plus: City vs Newcastle turns into a cagey title-race stress test, and Arsenal fans get served Tottenham buffet—fully paid, no refund. Timestamps (key moments) 00:01 Akan almost blocks Dalu’s number / “leave me alone” intro 01:29 Welcome + weekend agenda 01:56 Chelsea vs Burnley: “kill the game” rant begins 06:39 Conte-era standards + why 2–0 isn’t safe 08:06 Chelsea dropped points math (painful receipts) 10:41 Palmer “forcing it” + YouTube-goal allegations 14:28 Red card + smirk/laugh debate (no to racism) 19:06 Set-piece danger + JWP “whip it in” 30:34 Arsenal vs Spurs review begins 33:46 Rice mistake + reaction/mentality 40:46 Spurs = “30 Yams” buffet banter 48:57 City vs Newcastle: “don’t hate-watch, just enjoy” 53:10 Newcastle at Etihad history + O’Reilly shoutout 54:26 Haaland vs Dan Burn “battle of the titans” 01:00:40 Top 4 predictions + Chelsea big-game theory 01:03:38 Player of the week: Eze 01:09:10 Outro / vibes
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