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Five Aside
by Five-aside
This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc
Episodes
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PSG Are Playing Chess, United Are Playing Ludo! 😭 | Five Aside
PSG are playing football from another planet, Manchester United are asking the same old questions, and the Champions League is delivering absolute chaos! 🔥⚽ On this episode of Five Aside, we break down Atlético Madrid's victory over Manchester United, debate whether Michael Carrick is the right...
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Man United: Same Circus, Different Carrick? 🤡 | Arsenal, Chelsea & Liverpool Chaos
Manchester United are back in the headlines for all the wrong reasons, and Haruna has officially HAD ENOUGH. 😂🔥 On this episode of Five Aside, the crew breaks down another chaotic Premier League weekend — from Arsenal's comeback against Leeds to Manchester United's frustrating draw with...
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Battle of the Bums! 💀 United vs Spurs, Liverpool vs City & Vini's Missing Twin | Five Aside
The international break is over, and the chaos is BACK! 😂⚽ This week on Five Aside, we're previewing the biggest Premier League and La Liga clashes, with some absolutely outrageous predictions. 🔥 Liverpool vs Man City — Who survives Anfield? 💀 Man United vs Spurs — Battle of the Bums! 👀…
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Siu You Later? Ronaldo’s Portugal Dilemma, Man City & Olise vs Yamal
An international break with absolutely no break from the drama. 😂 Should Portugal move on from Cristiano Ronaldo—or give a legend the farewell he deserves? The Five Aside crew debates ego, selection and why Messi can be your GOAT while Ronaldo is the example you’d want your kid to follow. We…
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Nigeria Needs Open-Heart Surgery, City in the Dock & Ronaldo Won’t Let Go 😭
International break was supposed to give us peace. Instead, Nigeria broke hearts again, Manchester City gave football another courtroom saga, and Cristiano Ronaldo reminded everyone that even legends struggle with knowing when it’s time to step aside. The Five Aside crew gets into the state of…
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115 Problems, But a Point Ain't One? Man City's Day of Reckoning! ⚖️💰
Manchester City are in the hot seat, and Nnamdi is NOT sweating! 😂 Dalu and Nnamdi go head-to-head over City's reported financial-rule verdict, the prospect of massive points deductions, transfer bans, relegation and even stripped Premier League titles. Could City's lawyers drag this out for...
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Ballon d’Or Campaigns 🏆 | Madrid in Crisis, Barça Hype & Premier League Propaganda
The international break is here, and the agendas are cooking! 🍳⚽ This week on Five Aside, we dive into the Ballon d'Or campaign madness. Is Lamine Yamal's hype justified? Is Harry Kane being disrespected despite his ridiculous numbers? And has football learned absolutely nothing from the Messi…
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United Are STARVING, Arsenal Get Humbled & Spurs Fans Still Believe 😭 | Fan Interviews
Manchester United drop more points as the Carrick debate heats up, Bruno Fernandes divides opinion, and questions grow over United’s urgency, mentality and recruitment. Meanwhile, Brighton stun Arsenal with a tactical masterclass, raising questions about Saka’s form and Arsenal’s attacking depth....
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Alonso? I’ve Seen Enough.
Chelsea’s honeymoon is officially looking shaky. After a frustrating defeat to Brentford, Akan unloads on Alonso’s tactics, substitutions and in-game management — questioning whether individual brilliance has been covering up much bigger problems all season. From the Quenda vs Estevão decision to...
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Quadratic Predictions: Arsenal Flex, United Stress & Madrid Derby Madness
The Five Aside boys are back with another round of fearless predictions—and apparently Q’s government name is now Quadratic. 😭 We break down Brentford vs Chelsea, Brighton vs Arsenal, City vs Sunderland, Spurs vs Villa, Fulham vs Man United, Bournemouth vs Liverpool, Barcelona’s latest five-goal...
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Manchester United Need an Exorcism… and Real Madrid Might Be Next
Manchester United are back in the group chat for all the wrong reasons. 😭 This week on Five Aside, the crew breaks down United’s chaos against Brighton, whether Bruno Fernandes is actually part of the solution or part of the problem, and why the club may need to finally abandon the “United Way.”...
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MAN UTD TO SHOCK CITY?! 😳 | Our Premier League Predictions Get HEATED
The Manchester Derby is here, and the Five Aside crew are already choosing violence. 😂 Can Manchester United survive City after a Thursday-night European game? Will Arsenal handle a physical trip to Sunderland? Can Liverpool’s shaky defence survive Fulham? And have Spurs become a team that…
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Champions League & Chill? Chelsea Can’t Relate 😭
The Champions League is back — but somebody forgot to invite Chelsea. 😭 The Five Aside crew breaks down the opening European action, from Arsenal grinding out a big away win and Barcelona’s terrifying attack to Liverpool’s shaky start and Real Madrid doing what Real Madrid always do: somehow...
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Kai Havertz, Chelsea Tax Collector! Arsenal Fight Back to Sink the Blues
Arsenal concede almost immediately… and still walk away with a 2–1 win over Chelsea. 😭 The Five Aside crew takes over Brewhouse in Atlanta for instant post-match reactions as Arsenal fans celebrate, Chelsea fans run through the excuses, and even the neutrals admit the Gunners looked like...
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Goals or Clean Sheets? Weekend Predictions
The Five Aside crew is back with another round of predictions, and nobody is feeling safe. Arsenal vs Chelsea takes center stage as the boys debate whether Chelsea can turn the Emirates into a shootout—or whether Arsenal shut up shop after scoring first. Then it’s Everton vs Man United…
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Winners, Losers & Transfer Window Abusers
The transfer window is CLOSED — which means it’s time to hand out receipts. 😂 The Five Aside crew debates the biggest winners and losers of the window, from Chelsea somehow turning long contracts into a transfer-market cheat code to Manchester City assembling a midfield that belongs in a Bugatti...
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Money Can’t Buy Spurs Happiness 💸😭 | AK & Dalu’s EPL Takes — Gameweek 2
AK & Dalu are back with the Five Aside EPL Takes, and Gameweek 2 brought goals, chaos and plenty of ammunition for the agenda. They break down Man City’s latest statement performance and the excitement around Cherki, Liverpool dropping points again against Nottingham Forest, and Tottenham’s rough...
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Three Point Lane! Chelsea Win, Palmer’s Back & London Is Blue
Chelsea start with three points — and AK & Inii are already feeling dangerous. The lads break down a hard-fought London derby win, the early goal, Cole Palmer finding his rhythm, Romeo Lavia’s encouraging display, the midfield control issues without the preferred pairing, and why Robert Sánchez...
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WE ARE SO BACK… SOME TEAMS AREN’T 😂 | AK & Dalu’s EPL Takes
The Premier League is BACK — and some clubs clearly missed the memo. 😂 AK and Dalu break down the opening weekend, from Arsenal looking like the most complete squad in the league to Tottenham proving that money can’t buy everything. We get into City’s resilience, Brighton doing Brighton things,...
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21 Assists & No Control: Bruno Mars United Again
Manchester United are back… and so is the pain. 😭 After another frustrating performance, the Five Aside crew breaks down why United still struggle to create against teams sitting deep, whether Michael Carrick deserves patience, and why the club’s problems go far beyond the manager. Then comes…
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Game Week Won Already? 😂 EPL Predictions, Upsets & 3-Point Audacity
The Premier League is BACK, which means the Five Aside prediction table is officially open — and the agendas have started immediately. 😂 The boys predict EPL Game Week 1, with 1 point for the correct result and 3 points for the exact score. Arsenal get plenty of love against Coventry, United’s…
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2026/2027 Season Preview- Predictions, Pings & Pure Madness
The boys are finally back together — and the new season hasn’t even properly kicked off before the agendas start flying. 😂 We lock in our 2026/27 Premier League predictions, debate whether Arsenal can defend their crown, hear the Chelsea title propaganda, rank the best transfer windows, and…
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Gunner Be a Long Season! Arsenal Flex, Chelsea Dream & City Catch Strays
The Premier League is almost back, and the agendas are already in mid-season form. Arsenal celebrate another statement performance over Man City, while AK explains why Chelsea’s once-a-week schedule could turn them into genuine title contenders. Dalu and AK put the bias on the table and make…
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Trebles, Tactics & Terrorball: Is Luis Enrique Already in the GOAT Debate?
The boys are back and the football banter is already in midseason form. Luis Enrique wants more Champions Leagues, but has he done enough to sit with Pep, Mourinho, Fergie and Ancelotti? Roberto Martinez catches another round of fraud-watch allegations, Xavi takes on the Netherlands job, and the...
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Rodri or Not, Here Barça Come! 😭 | Mourinho’s Madrid, Arsenal’s LW Problem & Transfer Madness
The transfer window has officially lost the plot. The Five Aside crew breaks down Rodri’s potential Barcelona move, why Real Madrid may have fumbled the deal, and whether he’s actually the missing piece Barça need. Then things get heated over José Mourinho: is the Special One still special enough...
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Bruno Give me rice: Image Rights, Rashford Flights & Chelsea's Youth Hostel
Arsenal finally land Bruno Guimarães... and suddenly Dalu's biggest Premier League villain becomes his favourite midfielder. 😅 This week the Five Aside crew dive into Arsenal's midfield makeover, Vinícius Jr.'s never-ending contract saga, Rashford's uncertain Manchester United future, Chelsea's...
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Transfer Window Shopping & FIFA's Price Tag
The Five Aside boys are BACK with a brand-new season, a fresh studio, and plenty of football banter! This week they dive into the biggest football talking point of the summer: FIFA's controversial private investment proposal. Is football evolving, or is the beautiful game being sold to the…
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World Cup Winners & Sinners | Our Best XI Has EVERYONE Arguing! 🏆🔥
The World Cup is over... and football withdrawal has officially kicked in. 😭⚽ The lads reunite to relive the tournament, share what they'll miss most, and hand out the official Five Aside World Cup Awards. From MVP and Best Young Player to Worst Fans, Biggest Disappointment and our Team of the...
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TuCHEL? England Bottled It! | World Cup Final Preview 🏆 ⭐
England were one goal away from the World Cup Final… until it all fell apart. This week on Five Aside, the boys break down England's dramatic collapse against Argentina, asking the big question: Did Thomas Tuchel get it completely wrong? From questionable substitutions and a defensive meltdown to...
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Au Revoir, Les Bleus! Spain Pass the French Test 🇪🇸🔥
Spain are through to the final after outclassing France—and the lads break down exactly why. From Rodri and Fabián Ruiz running the midfield to Didier Deschamps' questionable team selection, there's plenty to unpack. Did France abandon what made them successful? Was Spain simply too good? And…
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Tuchel Lit the Fuse! 🔥 Messi Awaits & Yamal Faces His Biggest Test
The World Cup semi-finals are here and the Five Aside crew dives into every major storyline. Can Spain's possession football finally crack France's superstar squad? Is Lamine Yamal ready to silence the doubters against Mbappé and co.? Will England's talent finally click against Messi's...
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Japan to Beat Brazil?! 😱 Ronaldo Under Fire & Knockout Predictions
The World Cup knockout stage is here and the Five Aside crew have plenty to get off their chest! 🇵🇹🔥 This week the boys debate whether this has actually been a great World Cup, why there haven't been enough iconic goals, and whether tactics have killed the wonder strike. They also react to...
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Ifs, Buts & El Bombas: Ronaldo’s Free-Kick Civil War!
Portugal finally turned on the style, Ronaldo delivered, and suddenly the “Portugal are finished” takes are looking shaky. The lads break down Ghana’s defensive masterclass against England, debate whether Tuchel knows his best XI, and spend an outrageous amount of time arguing over one Ronaldo…
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The World Cup Is Cooking (And Portugal Is Burnt)
Portugal’s World Cup campaign is already causing civil war in the Five Aside studio. Is Cristiano Ronaldo holding Portugal back, or are the players around him failing to serve him properly? The lads also break down England’s statement win, Messi’s masterclass for Argentina, Senegal’s struggles,...
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Cape Fear: France Fire While Spain Sweat
The Five Aside crew break down Cape Verde’s historic World Cup journey, debate whether Spain should be worried after a sluggish opener, and react to France’s statement win over Senegal. The guys also dive into Ousmane Dembélé’s role for France, Senegal’s transition from its golden generation, and...
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Bafana Battered, Poch Under Pressure & Korea’s K-Pop Kick-Off
The World Cup is finally underway and the Five Aside crew are here to break down all the opening-day drama. AK and Inii react to an underwhelming opening ceremony, South Africa’s nightmare start against Mexico, South Korea’s impressive display against Czechia, and a chaotic Canada vs Bosnia…
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World Cup is here, Atlanta’s Not Ready, Ronaldo’s Not Done, and Nigeria’s Not There
The Five A Side Podcast is BACK — and we're coming in hot with the World Cup already underway right here in Atlanta 🔥 We reunite the full crew — Dalu, AK, Temi, Haruna, and special guest Tobi — to break down everything World Cup 2026. From the vibe (or lack of it) in Atlanta, to who's actually...
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An Arsenal Fan's Mum Tells Her Side of the Story
What happens when a Nigerian mum discovers her son has two dangerous obsessions: animals and football? In this hilarious and heartwarming episode, Dalu sits down with his mum to unpack the origin story of his football addiction. From kissing cats and sleeping in dog houses to singing Okocha's…
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PSG’d Off! Arsenal Fall on Pens, Fans Lose Their Heads & Dembele Enters Legend Status
Arsenal’s Champions League dream ends in the cruelest way possible: penalties. In this special Five Aside fan reaction episode, emotions are running wild as Gunners and PSG supporters debate controversial penalty decisions, Dembele vs Mbappé legacy talk, Arteta’s tactics, transfer targets, and...
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Fly Emirates vs Emirates Fly Better 😭✈️ Arsenal vs PSG Gets Toxic
The Five Aside crew goes ALL IN on the UCL Final debate as Arsenal fans, PSG supporters, and certified football terrorists clash over tactics, “world-class” players, underdog narratives, and whether Declan Rice can survive PSG’s midfield chaos. From Saka debates to Arteta tactics, Hakimi injury...
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North London’s Red Wedding: Arsenal Fans Finally Lose Their Heads
Arsenal fans in Atlanta absolutely lose the plot after finally ending the drought — and the scenes are pure chaos. From emotional lifelong supporters and rival fan banter to Bruno Fernandes debates, Tottenham survival stress, Klopp nostalgia, and Arteta praise, this one has everything football...
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Who Knows Ball: Assist me if you can!
Manchester United finally got their hands on a trophy this season… unfortunately it’s the all-time assist leaders list. 😭 Who really knows ball better? Temi puts Chidalu and Ak through a brutal Premier League assists challenge — naming players from the ALL-TIME EPL assist leaders list until...
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Light It Up! Arsenal Finally Beat the "Next Season FC" Allegations 🔥🏆
Arsenal are Premier League champions — and the Five Aside boys are losing their minds. From emotional fan confessions to Declan Rice propaganda, Arteta debates, Pep Guardiola legacy talk, and Xabi Alonso confirmed at Chelsea, this episode is pure football chaos. We also get into João Pedro's…
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Straight Outta the Pub: Reece PTO James & the FA Cup Funeral 🍺🏆
The FA Cup watch party descended into absolute chaos as City fans celebrated another trophy and Chelsea fans held a full-on therapy session. From “Reece PTO James” jokes to Petr Čech cosplay slander, this episode has everything: brutal banter, player-of-the-season debates, treble talk, and one…
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Barcelona Won La Liga… Madrid Chose Violence 😭
The lads are BACK and absolutely flying. We break down Chelsea’s FA Cup hopes vs Pep’s machine, Barcelona clinching La Liga while Madrid descend into pure chaos, and the growing Rashford-to-Barca agenda. Plus: Mourinho to Madrid rumors, Arsenal UCL dreams, Spurs & West Ham in a relegation scrap...
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Who Knows Ball? Relegation Scrap Survival Mode 🥶⚽
The Five Aside boys enter the football knowledge trenches with the ultimate Premier League relegation game. From Ipswich and Sunderland to Nottingham Forest and QPR, it turns into pure chaos as heads start spinning, answers get repeated, and “I already said that!” becomes the phrase of the…
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Forgive Nessy: Arsenal Survive, City Stalk & Bruno vs Rice Gets Spicy
The lads break down Arsenal’s chaotic late win over West Ham, the set-piece controversy, City’s ruthless chase, Chelsea and Liverpool’s mid-off at Anfield, United scraping past Sunderland, and a heated Bruno Fernandes vs Declan Rice PFA debate. Plus: Mother’s Day love and premium football banter....
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El Plástico & Title Races: Ass Cheeks at Stamford Bridge 😭
Arsenal fans are already planning the parade, Chelsea fans are fighting for survival, and Real Madrid are apparently one training session away from a WWE tag match. This week on Five Aside, the boys preview a MASSIVE football weekend — from Arsenal vs West Ham and the Premier League title race...
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20 Years Later: Arsenal Are Back on Europe’s Biggest Stage
Arsenal are heading back to the Champions League final for the first time in 20 years — and the Five Aside crew had plenty to say about it. From Saka’s starboy performance to Arteta outclassing Simeone, the boys break down Arsenal’s mature win over Atletico and what it means for long-suffering...
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Blue Is the Warmest Colour: Chelsea’s Cold Reality, Doku’s Fire & Arsenal’s Destiny Call
Dalu and AK Haruna break down a chaotic weekend of football. Chelsea’s collapse gets a full post-mortem—boardroom chaos, poor recruitment, and players not stepping up. Then it’s over to the title race, where Doku goes full demon mode but Everton still snatch a huge result, putting Arsenal firmly…
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