Toxic Happiness, Toddlers Eat Grandpa, & Congressional Erections

Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down & your pecker freezes to the ice. It gets worse as he completely loses it as he tells a TOUCHING story about father/son bonding...but not in a way you would ever expect. And I'll give you some advice on keeping sacred things out of the reach of climbing toddlers, or you could lose a loved one!In this episode...[A Piece of My Mind] A Teen Upset About the TikTok Ban Set Fire to His Congressman's OfficeEverything’s ‘Toxic’ Now, Even Being TOO Happy; Man Orders $40 Drill Set–Receives Printed Photo of the Drill; FL Man’s Body Turns Orange–Leaks Cholesterol–After Eating Cheese, Meat, & Full Sticks of Butter; Toddlers Played With Dead Grandpa's Ashes—& May Have Eaten Them; Man's Willy Freezes to Icy Sidewalk After a Drunken Fight Outside Bar; Mississippi Politician Files “Contraception Begins At Erection” Act; DEMENTED DAD: Anti-Aging Fanatic Bryan Johnson Slammed for 'Gross' Post Tracking Son's Erection Data!Pancho will also answer questions about a roommate’s boyfriend who's been talking in his sleep & may have confessed to cheating & should a woman "follow her heart" & marry a man who's been divorced 4 times? Could she see anything coming?Test your stupidity skills against "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" & play "Steakhouse of Gay Bar"! If you went to a business in Portland, OR called "G-Love", what kind of meat would you find?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!