EPISODE · Jun 22, 2026 · 1H 2M
Trolling For Trout | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast
from Black Lincoln Collective Podcast · host Parker, Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB
00:01:40 — Manual Farts Only: A listener thinks the fart is part of the intro, and the crew proudly explains that BLC uses real, handcrafted gas like podcast artisans. 00:02:12 — Pride Month Musical Parker: Parker starts singing the show open, and the guys immediately question how a man who hates musicals keeps turning the podcast into one. 00:03:24 — Congratulations on Your Marriage, Sorry: The crew congratulates a listener on getting married, then immediately explains that 100% of divorces are caused by marriage. Romance is alive and filing paperwork. 00:04:01 — Not a Math Podcast: After absolutely butchering percentages, the crew reminds everyone that BLC is not accounting-related. Finally, a disclaimer that feels legally useful. 00:04:45 — Shirtless Men on the White House Lawn: The Freedom 250 becomes America’s newest summer tradition: patriotic MMA, fighter jets, and watching grappling from the darkness. 00:06:13 — Kid Rock’s Dream America: Fred describes the event’s flyover energy as something between Top Gun, Kid Rock, Cobra Kai, and Idiocracy, which is either a warning or a campaign slogan. 00:11:34 — Sports Worm Reports Live: Sports Worm arrives from “Mexico,” insists he is an American worm, and immediately starts making World Cup predictions like someone who found soccer in a cereal box. 00:13:46 — Zamunda Wins the World Cup: Sports Worm picks Zamunda, then Wakanda, proving he may understand fictional geography better than actual soccer. 00:17:39 — USA by Default: Parker picks the United States because of America, while Fred backs Argentina and Messi with slightly more actual sports logic. 00:19:03 — Satan’s World Cup Analysis: Satan predicts a U.S. win because the deals have already been made, which is probably still better than most betting podcasts. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld
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Parker, Fred, and Allan welcome listeners, lean into Pride Month musical energy, and congratulate a loyal listener on getting married. Naturally, this immediately turns into a deeply unqualified breakdown of marriage, divorce, hospital mortality, percentages, and why the Black Lincoln Collective should never be trusted with math, accounting, statistics, or probably calculators. From there, the episode shifts into summer events, starting with the Freedom 250, which the crew describes as America finally getting what it needed: shirtless men grappling on the White House lawn. Fred actually watched it and gives his review, praising the presidential band, the fighter jet flyover, and the whole spectacle’s very specific “Kid Rock album cover meets Top Gun meets Idiocracy” energy. The guys also talk MMA as a real sport, fighter endurance, fighter pay, UFC bonuses, betting losses, and why Fred’s money keeps disappearing into sports, calcium, and Mac.bid-adjacent bad choices. Then the “smaller” event arrives: the World Cup. The guys talk host countries, stadiums, odds, France, Argentina, the United States, Messi, and just enough soccer knowledge to be dangerous. That is when Sports Worm arrives, claiming to be an American worm reporting from Mexico and immediately proving he may know less about sports than the actual worms in the dirt. He picks Zamunda, Wakanda, and possibly the Lakers before being removed from the conversation for crimes against soccer. Satan then crashes the segment to predict a U.S. World Cup win, claiming the deals have already been made. It is sports talk, political nonsense, fake expertise, and demonic analysis — which is honestly still more coherent than some pregame shows.
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