Trump Dance

TRUMP DANCE  It’s a dance.  It’s a movement.  No wait, it’s the Trump Shuffle, and all the kids are doing it.  How low can you go?  Just put your bottom on a swivel and leave your pronouns at the door!   The Trump Shuffle is ground zero in the land of a thousand dances.  But you won’t see it on The View.  Oh hell no. They’re still worried it’ll give you the Monkey Pox or something – you filthy pig!  Look, it’s OK to celebrate, but you better hurry.  The Trump Dance is a limited time offer.  The Crankiest among us always find a way to come back around, all triggered up for more state-sponsored misery at government expense.  So what can you do?  Well first, enjoy doing The Trump Shuffle whenever you’re feeling good.  Think of it like getting butt dialed from a Princess Phone - there’s just no downside.  When news stinks you’ll smell it first, right here with your Uncle Otis.   Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.