Trump Gave Up on Greenland - Works Every Time

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SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:01:20 - Making the world a wetter place00:04:55 - We could never replace Phil00:06:24 - Maximum Liability Corporation00:07:34 - Brown, Guy doesn't find joke funny00:11:06 - The first official meeting of the WET board of directors00:18:15 - Bit Pitch00:26:10 - Justin was like so totally ill last weekend00:32:58 - Phil built different00:36:42 - Eating old bananas to get drunk00:40:17 - Requiem for a Justin00:43:56 - Grok is being naughty00:46:57 - Hooters is good, goddamnit!00:49:47 - Addressing the backlash00:51:43 - How to turn down free alcohol00:54:20 - Should we move the pod to Greenland?01:00:08 - Greg Abbot, come on the podcast!01:04:15 - Become a member!______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes

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