Trying to Behave Like Pam's Mom Will Be Here

In this episode, Kari and Moss attempt to be on their best behavior despite the fact that this isn't the Office Olympics episode they thought it would be. Some of (the two of) us demonstrate a profound misunderstanding of how DUIs work, and we also talk profound wastes of time, magnificent sets of twins (look, we'll get there), aggressive air quotes, how much thought we've given to the sexual nature of the character of Dwight (it's a lot), poop-vomit-dead-bird (we will GET there), revisiting the inconsistency of Boy Meets World, and a couple of chickens doing a goat (WE'LL GET THERE, I SWEAR). Also this episode has Veronica Mars spoilers, but like, circa 2005 Veronica Mars spoilers, so it's probably gonna be okay.