Tuesday, 05.13.25

*Things with Lazlo and 'New Kenny' seem to be getting pretty serious. *WWYD if your fast-food receipt had a handwritten "help me" note? *Women are tired of feeling unseen by men who don't want to want to do the dishes. *Fingers crossed, Trump might get us some cheap Ozempic. *What good is being POTUS if you can't accept sweet gifts? *Would you rather have to go shopping in a store, or receive all your deliveries with a side of poo? *This phrase is the biggest red flag a doctor can hear from a guy. *The Royals are fun as hell this year! *Torey Lanez (who dat?) is feeling upbeat after being stabbed 14 times in prison. *The most embarrassing song lyrics of all time. They forgot a few.