Turtle Shaped Thirst Trap in Bronze

In this episode, Matt and Ryan cut to the core of a user submitted question about a beach where chainsaws are expressly forbidden. Then they answer a question from r/nostupidquestions about simulation theory. Then they go deep inside of an image of a mysterious statue making the rounds on social media, weirdly dissecting a Disney classic unprompted. Finally, they round out the episode with another r/nostupidquestions generated inquiry regarding the status of manmade islands under international law.