TV Commercials Have Followed my Generation

Send us Fan MailI've come to the conclusion that all TV Commercials have followed my generation.  From toys, cars, tools, beer, liquor, dog food, guns, sodas  and cereals, all have now gone to limp peckers, dry vaginas, leaking bladders, flaking toenails, loss of hair, bad hips/knees/back, poor eye sight, poor hearing, no energy, to bad smelling butt crack.  What in the world has our society come to?I am fully convinced that the TV Commercials of the past have only followed my generation.