‘Twas The Night Before Chaos (A Christmas Seasonal on Cask)

“We're two space pirates on a mission tonight To capture footage of Santa Claus in flight Got our mics and our cameras, ready to roll Gonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh) Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wild Two broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riled Santa's on our radar, and he won't escape, We're gonna make this podcast the best in outer space!” Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/grinch-tries-to-steal-christmas-stands-in-front-of-elementary-school-with-santa-is-fake-sign-jesus-is-real-street-preacher-david-harold-grisham-sleepy-hollow-elementary-amarillo-isd-amarillo-texas-amarillo-police-magic-miracle-of-christmas https://nypost.com/2023/10/27/entertainment/goldie-hawn-says-an-alien-touched-her-and-it-was-like-the-finger-of-god/ Today’s Laugh Alert: Infomercial Madness Returns! Today’s Banter Beacon: Naughty & Nice (Joeba & Ripley Check it Twice) Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [email protected] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup