Twirlin’ Titties & Swift Hands

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱We talk hot flashes, public speakerphone offenders and that special kind of rage where you say things you might not fully mean but also kind of do. Growth is happening. Slowly.Des finally made the appointments she’s been putting off and went big by scheduling two in the same day like a responsible adult. First stop was the Tooth Dome where Jen recognized her and was the absolute sweetest. Five stars. Highly recommend 🦷✨Then came the eye exam where anxiety chose violence. For reasons no one can explain, Des grabbed the assistant’s arm like a ninja over something completely harmless. No threats. No danger. Just pure reflex and immediate regret 👀🥷Cort shares her latest dream which included her getting high fives for titties. What does it mean? Is it chaos. Is it the universe. We would like answers from the universe.🙌😂We also chat about leaving cars running for weeks, how everything is scarier the older we get, random TV shows, unlocked memories and plenty of side rants that take us nowhere fast.It’s loud. It’s relatable. It’s slightly unhinged. Just how we like it.Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧#podcast #friendship #speakerphonecrimes #adultingishard #anxietybrain #weirddreams #midlifechaos #adventuresofdesandcortWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort