Two Mooses, One Ark, Zero Facts

Send us Fan Mail🐄 Moose on the Loose: Evan Almighty 🛶This week, we attempt to tackle Evan Almighty… and immediately descend into chaos.We’re talking:170 animals that may or may not have unionised against the film crewThe world’s most expensive ark (seriously, where did that budget go?)A deeply questionable understanding of how zebras are “wrangled”And a very intense debate about whether giraffes are just professional photobombersNaturally, we also play Two Mooses and a Lie, where confidence is high and accuracy is… optional. There are homemade sound effects, disputed wins, and at least one identity crisis about what noise a moose actually makes.Then things take a turn.We dive into a truly unhinged AITA involving an animal hoarder, spiralling finances, and the moral dilemma of how many animals is too many animals? (Spoiler: it’s definitely not 12 cats… apparently.)We also ask the important questions:Who is the real villain of this movie — Chuck Long, Evan’s ego, or just society being mean?What would YOU bring on the ark that would make everything objectively worse?And… are we emotionally stable enough to survive 40 days on a boat together?Expect questionable facts, chaotic energy, and conversations that absolutely should have been edited out but weren’t.🎙️ Come for the movie… stay for the moose noises.#MooseOnTheLoose #EvanAlmighty #PodcastChaos #TwoMoosesAndALie #ArkEnergy #AITA(Also, please don’t eat your children. It’ll make sense. Kind of.)