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Jul 23, 2025 1 hr 10 min

Two Weeks Too Long (Replay)

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On this replay of the pod from almost exactly 3 years ago, we get Heather fresh off her extra long honeymoon. While she should feel refreshed, renewed and wildly in love- she is lucky to not be in an italian jail cell after clearly spending too much time with her new husband, Jeff. She breaks down the importance of communication, how much wine she drank every day at lunch and her plans to do it all over again (which she currently is doing in Portugal). Episode Sponsors: Find Duke’s Mayo at your local retailer. If it’s not there, riot (respectfully) Visit dukesmayo.com for more information. Go to cokeurl.com/simplyPOP to find out where you can try Simply Pop! Right now, ABSOLUTELY NOT listeners can save 30% on their first order! OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/absolutely. Give your summer closet an upgrade—with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and three hundred and 365-day returns. To find out what all the hype is about for yourself, go to cakesbody.com. Produced by Dear Media

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