Unethical Life Hacks

This is episode 35 of the WET Podcast. 8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:01 - The WET Commandments 00:02:52 - Justin is present af (Be Here Now by Ram Dass) 00:05:36 - Justin got locked in his apartment on mushrooms 00:09:37 - How to trip properly 00:14:27 - Hillbillies and aliens (The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter) 00:19:49 - Doing MDMA on stage 00:24:20 - "Just for Justin" hair product 00:26:39 - Aliens are among us 00:29:12 - Is anything real?? (Truman Show Theory and flat earth) 00:33:59 - Did Trump actually get shot? 00:48:07 - Unethical Life Hack: Parking Tickets 00:53:02 - Getting out of tickets 00:57:23 - Alcohol laws in Texas 01:02:54 - Unethical Life Hack: Condiments 01:05:21 - Unethical Life Hack: Listening 01:07:17 - When the riff gets too real 01:14:03 - Fast food is harvesting your data 01:16:23 - Learning Minionese 01:19:40 - Justin's goose laugh sounds like... 01:21:48 - Unethical Life Hack: Driving 01:22:51 - Unethical Life Hack: Street Interviews 01:26:53 - Markus sees the future (it don't look good) 01:29:55 - Unethical Life Hack: Banking and Telemarketing Jobs 01:34:45 - The pod is too taxing for Hollywood Phill 01:38:52 - BTS: Justin tries the intro _______________________ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/