UNLOCKED! Bonus Episode 3: Sex Column SPECTACULAR

Welcome to Long Distance, Bit Weird, a podcast from international comedy couple Sooz Kempner and Michael Balazo. One of them lives in the UK, the other in Canada. Please enjoy this! This week we're unlocking a recent Patreon bonus episode in which Sooz reads Michael some incredibly unerotic sex columns from Metro, the UK's free commuter tabloid. If you close your eyes, you can pretend you're on an overcrowded bus... or tube! *** If you like what you hear, you can support Long Distance, Bit Weird on Patreon. Subscribers will get early access to episodes, bonus content and special surprises. In fact, you can watch several Travelodge episodes, along with the classic British animated films Watership Down and the bonkers Canadian documentary Project Grizzly in FULL right now with witty/sweary commentary from Sooz and Michael.  *** SHOWS May 8 - Michael is at AAA #1 Best Standup Comedy Show, 8PM @ Tallboys in Toronto. TICKETS May 10th - Sooz is a guest on Get Your Geek On, 1.30pm @ The Walrus, Brighton. TICKETS May 10th - Sooz is performing as part of Sunday Cabaret, 5:45pm @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London. TICKETS