UNLOCKED! Bonus Episode 4: Wetherspoon News and a METRO Sex Column!

Welcome to Long Distance, Bit Weird, a podcast from international comedy couple Sooz Kempner and Michael Balazo. One of them lives in the UK, the other in Canada. Once more, due to international scheduling conflicts and diplomatic difficulties, we're releasing a recent Patreon bonus episode here on the main feed. Enjoy as Michael reads two red hot letters to Wetherspoon News (one about toilets, the other about fantasy novels) and Sooz reads a sex column from Britain's free METRO newspaper about Sydney Sweeney's adult antics in Euphoria.  PLEASE NOTE: new episodes are on the way! Thank you for your understanding. --- If you like what you hear, you can support Long Distance, Bit Weird on Patreon. Subscribers will get early access to episodes, bonus content and special surprises. In fact, you can watch several Travelodge episodes, along with the classic British animated films Watership Down and the bonkers Canadian documentary Project Grizzly in FULL right now with witty/sweary commentary from Sooz and Michael.  *** ANNOUNCEMENT ATTENTION: HUMOUR FANS - Michael Balazo's new, much-anticipated 3rd standup comedy album "Pizza Pals" is out NOW! Recorded in November of 2025, Pizza Pals is available for on Bandcamp now! SHOWS! See Sooz in Grayson the Musical - July 16-19 - Soho Theatre Walthamstow - TICKETS See Sooz's new show "Imposter" at the Edinburgh Fringe, August 15-23 - TICKETS July 25 - Michael is doing standup at Just Four Laughs - Comedy Bar Toronto - TICKETS