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Valentine’s Day, Doomsday Bunkers & Other Adult Delusions | ADHP (Ep. 42)

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Valentine’s Day is here and Adulthood is, once again, under review.In Episode 42 of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick hand the mic over to the Discord and let chaos do what chaos does best. From doomsday bunkers and surviving Jurassic Park, to the adult purchases that quietly changed our lives and the painful realisation that the future kind of lied to us, this episode is a full millennial group chat brought to life.This one is looser, longer, and very on-brand. If you hate Valentine’s Day, feel behind in life, miss old cartoons, or just want to listen to two tired adults argue about nonsense and accidentally say something real, you are in the right place.Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and pend adulthood with us.Welcome to Adulthood Pending.🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy, disguised as a podcast🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro chaos & being your Valentine by default03:00 – Discord topics, no plan, pure adulting energy08:45 – Doomsday bunker debate: where we hide and who survives18:45 – What we would bring and why boredom might kill us first24:30 – Surviving horror movies & why Jurassic Park ends us27:45 – Adult purchases that quietly changed our lives31:30 – The future we were promised vs the one we got38:30 – 90s cartoons, old shows & generational disappointment41:00 – Valentine’s Day as kids vs adults47:45 – How we imagined adulthood vs reality52:15 – Childhood beliefs & conspiracies we kinda get54:30 – Planning our funerals like well-adjusted adults59:00 – Living in sitcoms: Boy Meets World, Scrubs & who we are01:06:00 – Final thoughts & pending adulthood

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