ADHP: Adulthood Pending

We learned nothing……and somehow everything.🎙️ Season 1 Finale of Adulthood Pending is here.52 episodes later, and we’re still trying to figure out adulthood… except now we’re slightly more self-aware and way more chaotic about it.This episode was supposed to be a simple send-off.Instead, it turned into one of the most honest, unfiltered, and unintentionally deep conversations we’ve had all season.From burnout and people-pleasing… to identity, growth, and why doing absolutely nothing somehow feels illegal now…Yeah… it got real.🎙️ In this episode, we get into:🧠 What 52 episodes actually taught us about adulthood🔥 Why burnout hits different in your 30s😵‍💫 The guilt of resting (and why it’s broken)💬 Trusting yourself vs everyone else’s opinions🚫 People-pleasing, boundaries, and learning to say no🌀 Overthinking vs intuition (your brain is a liar)👶 What we miss about being kids… and what we don’t😂 And then it completely derails into:🔥 Fan Q&A chaos (y’all really went there)💀 “Is murder ever justified?” (we promise… mostly jokes)😤 Dealing with difficult people & emotional vampires🎮 Future plans, streaming, and what’s next🍔 Food takes that might actually start wars💩 And somehow… we end the season like that🚨 WHAT’S NEXTWe’re taking a short break… but don’t get comfortable.👉 Zaga is going LIVE (Twitch/YouTube/TikTok) during the break👉 More content. More chaos. More interaction👉 Season 2 is coming back sharper, funnier, and way more unhingedAnd this time… you’re part of it.💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITYSeason 2 = controlled chaos (by YOU)Topics. Segments. Punishments. Decisions.👉 Join here:https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH📲 FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING👕 Merch: https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎙 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Season finale begins (we made it somehow)00:31 – Taking a break… or are we?01:19 – 52 episodes later… what changed?02:29 – No plan… just chaos03:13 – Discord takes control of Season 203:59 – Streaming plans & what’s next06:28 – Season 2 is about to get unhinged07:47 – Growth vs repeating the same cycle15:05 – Fan Q&A begins 🔥17:00 – When did rest start feeling guilty?21:58 – Millennial burnout explained27:23 – Should downtime be productive?28:22 – Trusting yourself vs others33:54 – Brutal honesty vs being polite37:09 – Intuition vs overthinking37:55 – What we miss about being kids45:52 – “Is murder an option?” 😅47:43 – Dealing with difficult people53:30 – Advice that stuck with us56:49 – Would you change your past?01:02:14 – Best moments of Season 101:07:08 – What we’d redo01:15:45 – Where we’d live & future plans01:24:18 – What’s coming in Season 201:31:09 – Streaming schedule breakdown01:36:29 – Final thoughts & goodbye (for now)🎧 Music CreditMusic: “Falling Behind” by Connor PriceUsed with credit to the artist.📢 HASHTAGS#adulthoodpending #adhppodcast #seasonfinale #millennialpodcast #comedypodcast #adulting #burnout #relatablecontent #podcastclips #millennialhumor #lifeinyour30s #chaoticenergy #authenticcontent #youtubecreator #spotifypodcast #viralpodcast

This episode was supposed to stay on track… it didn’t.In Episode 51 of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Copper start with a simple idea and somehow spiral into one of the most unfiltered conversations of the season.From “being mean vs being honest” to why entertainment feels fake now, this episode turns into a full breakdown of how people are DONE being told what to like… and why authenticity is starting to win again.We also get into Hawaii, Ireland, cancel culture, independent creators, and somehow end up answering fan questions that completely derail everything.This one is chaotic, real, and very on-brand.Because at the end of the day…we’re not polished… we’re just honest.🎙️ We get into:🌴 Why Hawaii changed Zaga’s entire mindset (“that’s not aloha”)🧠 The difference between honesty vs just being an asshole🎬 Why Hollywood and gaming feel forced right now💰 The shift from big corporations to independent creators🎮 Why cheaper indie games are beating AAA titles🚫 Cancel culture, comedy, and where the line actually is🗣️ Real talk about empathy, truth, and people picking sidesAnd then it completely falls apart with:🔥 Fan Q&A chaos😂 Sleep schedules, caffeine addiction, and ADHD spirals🎲 D&D, relationships, red flags, and random debates🍦 Pistachio ice cream takes that should probably be illegal💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITYSeason 2 is coming… and we’re letting YOU shape it.Topics. Segments. Chaos. All of it 🔥👉 Join here:https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH📲 Follow us everywhere🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING👕 Rep your millennial chaos and support the show:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Intro chaos & energy imbalance02:00 – Reality show Zaga & being unfiltered04:00 – Mean vs honest… where’s the line?11:30 – “That’s not aloha” mindset 🌴18:00 – Hawaii vs Ireland (soul connection talk)22:00 – Letting Copper take control of the episode23:00 – Is entertainment finally shifting? 🎬30:00 – Writers vs corporations (why things feel fake)35:00 – Why fans are rejecting forced content40:00 – Gaming industry vs indie games 🎮46:00 – Cancel culture, comedy & what’s actually okay50:30 – Truth vs feelings debate58:00 – Empathy, society & thinking for yourself01:10:00 – Fan Q&A begins 🔥01:20:00 – Red flags, relationships & real talk01:30:00 – Random chaos (D&D, ice cream debates, etc.)01:45:00 – Outro & Season 1 winding down🎧 Music CreditMusic: “Falling Behind” by Connor PriceUsed with credit to the artist.#adulthoodpending #adhppodcast #millennialpodcast #comedypodcast #realconversation #unfiltered #podcastclips #relatablecontent #millennialhumor #cancelculture #indiecreators #contentcreatorlife #podcastlife #adhdthoughts #chaoticenergy #storytimepodcast #youtubecreator #spotifypodcast #viralpodcast #authenticcontent

50 episodes later… and we still have no idea what we’re doing 😂In this milestone episode of Adulthood Pending, we take a step back and ask the real question…Did we actually get better at being adults… or just better at pretending?From missed trash days to DoorDash addictions, failed routines, and the reality of post-vacation burnout, this episode is a full breakdown of what we’ve learned (and what we definitely haven’t) over the past year.We get into:🧠 Why adulthood never actually “clicks”✈️ Why vacations don’t fix your life (they might make it worse)💸 The constant battle between groceries vs DoorDash🏠 Why chores and responsibilities NEVER end🎄 Holidays being straight-up scheduled chaos📱 How technology went from helping us… to controlling usAnd somehow… we also end up debating:⚔️ Planes vs cruise ships (and irrational fears of pirates??)🥊 Whether mutual combat should be legal everywhere🧴 Skincare routines saving our lives in our 30s🎬 Feeling old when people don’t know classic moviesThis episode is chaotic, honest, and painfully relatable.Because at the end of the day…we’re not behind… we just thought we’d be further along by now.If you can help:https://www.gofundme.com/communities/hawaii-flooding#fundraisers💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITYSeason 2 is about to be different… and you’re part of it.We’re letting the community influence the show every week 🔥Topics. Segments. Chaos. All of it.👉 Join here:https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH📲 Follow us everywhere🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING👕 Rep your millennial chaos and support the show! :👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Episode 50… we made it somehow 🎉00:04:03 – Life after 50 episodes (did we learn anything?)00:08:29 – Adulthood struggles we STILL haven’t figured out00:12:34 – Why vacations don’t fix anything ✈️00:14:13 – Post-vacation burnout is real00:17:14 – Trying to make “aloha” a lifestyle 😭00:21:06 – Groceries vs DoorDash addiction 💸00:23:00 – Holidays are just scheduled chaos 🎄00:28:16 – Why maintaining your body is expensive 🧠00:29:57 – Why life tasks NEVER end00:34:08 – Millennials and nostalgia vs reality 📺00:37:05 – Realising we’re getting old 💀00:40:53 – What we actually improved this year00:42:36 – Life didn’t get easier… we just adapted00:44:03 – Wanting to escape real life after vacation 🌴00:49:01 – Why adulthood still doesn’t make sense00:53:17 – What we’re bringing into Season 200:57:15 – Finale chaos preview#adulthoodpending #adhppodcast #millennialpodcast #comedypodcast #adultingishard #millennialhumor #lifeinmy30s #relatablecontent #postvacationblues #burnout #podcastclips #funnymoments #podcastlife #contentcreatorlife #youtubepodcast #spotifypodcast #viralpodcast #chaoticenergy #storytimepodcast #nostalgia #millennialproblems #adultlife #lifeadvice #wrestlingtalk

Why does adulthood feel worse after vacation?In this episode of Adulthood Pending, we get into post-vacation burnout, dumb spending decisions, and the reality of being a millennial trying to get your life together… and immediately failing 😂Zaga is back from Hawaii with a new look, new mindset… and a $65 purchase that completely breaks Nick live on air 💀We get into:✈️ Why coming back from vacation hits harder than it should🧢 The new “uncle era” (mustache + dad hats = dangerous combo)💸 Spending money on things we absolutely do NOT need📦 A LIVE unboxing that spirals instantly🎮 Letting the fans take control of the episode (bad idea)From Marvel vs DC debates to childhood nostalgia and the dumb things we survived as kids… this episode goes completely off the rails.Also… yes… Nick crashes out.And yes… it was worth every dollar 😭🌴 SUPPORT OAHU FLOOD RELIEFHawaii is more than a destination. It’s home ❤️Families on the North Shore are dealing with real loss from severe flooding.If you can help:https://www.gofundme.com/communities/hawaii-flooding#fundraisers💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITYSeason 2 is about to be different… and you’re part of it.We’re letting the community influence the show every week 🔥Topics. Segments. Chaos. All of it.👉 Join here:https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH📲 Follow us everywhere🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING👕 Rep your millennial chaos and support the show! :👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Chaos immediately begins 😵‍💫04:03 – Zaga is BACK from Hawaii 🌴05:15 – Why post-vacation life hits different06:20 – Turning life into a reality show?? 🎥08:29 – 30 lbs down & finding a jawline 👀09:57 – Hawaii pickups (hats, coffee & addiction) ☕11:24 – $50 coffee… because why not 💸12:11 – Chocolate hoarding confession 🍫13:05 – The 88 Tees story (this matters)14:16 – 🚨 LIVE UNBOXING CHAOS 🚨18:25 – Ellie instantly claims it 😂19:25 – Nick crashes out 💀21:26 – “Should I spend $300 on another one?” 🤔22:16 – Worth it? Probably not. Did it anyway.27:27 – Hawaii recap + North Shore flooding 🌊31:27 – Culture shock: being the majority36:31 – Drunk Zaga vs “colonizer” moment 😭41:27 – Fans take over the episode 🎮43:13 – Marvel vs DC debate 🦸44:52 – Star Wars vs Star Trek ⚔️45:39 – Things we did as kids that are NOT okay now 😬48:19 – Why adults hate amusement parks now 🎢50:12 – Foods we STILL refuse to eat 🤢53:20 – What we thought adulthood would be vs reality 😅56:14 – Why adulthood isn’t what we expected58:06 – Avengers vs ALL villains 🥊01:01:25 – WrestleMania predictions 🤼01:12:18 – Real talk: stress, burnout & life 🧠01:13:39 – Season 1 wrap-up & what’s next01:17:14 – Final thoughts + community takeover#adulthoodpending #adhppodcast #millennialpodcast #comedypodcast #podcastclips #funnypodcast #relatablecontent #adultingishard #postvacationblues #millennialhumor #lifeinmy30s #podcastlife #contentcreatorlife #youtubepodcast #spotifypodcast #viralpodcast #funnymoments #podcastcommunity #discordcommunity #faninteraction #chaoticenergy #storytimepodcast #vacationstories #hawaiivlog #unboxingvideo #spenderproblems #nerdtalk #marvelvsdc #starwarsfans #wrestlingtalk

Nick is dying from allergies.Zaga threw his back out.And somehow… this episode still happened.This week on Adulthood Pending, the guys dive into one of the most relatable parts of being an adult:Pretending you understand things that you absolutely do not.From credit scores and insurance policies to stocks, crypto, and networking, millennials have mastered the art of confidently nodding along in conversations while secretly having no idea what anyone is talking about.But the episode takes a completely unexpected turn when a spider drops down mid-recording and nearly ends Nick’s life on camera.Yes… that actually happens.In this episode we get into:📈 Why millennials pretend to understand stocks💳 The confusing reality of credit scores🧾 Tax write-offs that nobody actually understands🍷 Fake wine experts and vineyard snobs🕸️ The spider incident that broke Nick’s brain🤝 Why networking is just awkward adult small talk📑 Insurance policies nobody reads📚 Why school never taught us real life skills🍽️ The unspoken rules of tippingIf you've ever confidently nodded in a conversation about escrow, crypto, or investments while secretly Googling it later, this episode is for you.🎧 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy disguised as chaos.🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (what’s something you pretend to understand?)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite exhausted adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.comChapters / Timestamps0:00 🤧 Cold Open – Allergies vs Back Pain1:18 ✈️ Zaga’s Upcoming Hawaii Trip3:05 🎥 Pre-Recording Episodes & Vacation Planning5:05 ✂️ Zaga’s Rare Fresh Haircut Appearance7:55 🤔 Episode Topic: Things Adults Pretend to Understand9:30 🏦 Escrow, Taxes & Financial Confusion11:00 💳 Credit Scores Make No Sense15:40 💸 Credit Card Horror Stories18:10 🍷 Fake Wine Experts Exposed20:00 📈 Millennials Pretending to Understand Stocks21:45 💻 Crypto, NFTs & Internet Financial Gurus22:15 🕷️ The Spider Incident (Nick Almost Dies)26:50 🤝 Networking Is Mostly Fake30:40 📑 Insurance Policies Nobody Understands34:20 🏠 Recording in an Attic Full of Bugs37:20 📉 Why We Were Never Taught Real Life Skills40:05 💰 Checks, Banking & Old School Money41:30 🏈 NFL Talk & Travis Kelce Debate44:20 📚 The Problem With What Schools Teach46:20 🍽️ The Unspoken Rules of Tipping49:50 🧖 Nick Needs Allergy Recovery51:10 ✈️ Zaga Prepares for an 11-Hour Flight52:00 ❤️ Final Thoughts: It’s Okay To Admit You Don’t Know#podcast #millennialpodcast #adhp #adulting #millennialhumor #comedypodcast #relatablepodcast #adulthoodpending

Zaga is officially on vacation… but the show must go on.While Zaga heads to Hawaii for some long overdue R&R 🌴, he and Nick made sure the ADHP crew still gets an episode this week. So we’re leaning fully into celebration mode.This episode turns into a mix of vacation hype, St. Patrick’s Day traditions 🍀, travel stories, and the chaos that happens when two millennials start talking about Guinness, tropical drinks, and questionable vacation decisions.In this episode we get into:🌴 Zaga preparing for his Hawaii trip🍻 Nick’s extremely serious St. Patrick’s Day Guinness traditions✈️ Vacation stories and travel disasters🏖️ The legend of “Vacation Zaga”🐢 Why tourists should stop touching sea turtles🍀 The rules for surviving St. Patrick’s DayWhether you're celebrating with a pint of Guinness 🍺 or just dreaming about a beach somewhere, this episode is a laid back hang while Zaga enjoys some well-earned vacation time.Don’t worry… the chaos returns next week.🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy disguised as chaos🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (which debate triggered you?)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite exhausted adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.comChapters / Timestamps0:00 🌴 Cold Open & Vacation Mode Begins0:52 🍻 St. Patrick’s Day Plans & Guinness Traditions2:20 ✈️ Why Zaga Rarely Gets Vacations4:35 🏖️ The Legend of “Vacation Zaga”6:40 🍹 Tropical Drinks & Bahama Mama Talk8:57 🎶 The Dark Truth About the Piña Colada Song10:27 🎙️ Recording Episodes Out of Order11:06 ⏳ The Struggle of Waiting for Vacation12:14 ❄️ Escaping Winter for Hawaii13:18 📹 Zaga’s Hawaii Filming Plans13:44 🍀 Nick’s St. Patrick’s Day Rituals16:07 🍺 The Proper Way to Drink Guinness17:05 ⚠️ St. Patrick’s Day Survival Tips20:26 🌍 Respecting Local Culture While Traveling21:52 🐢 Stop Touching the Sea Turtles26:10 🎁 The Labubu Mystery Box Debate30:56 🤢 Snorkeling Disasters & Travel Stories31:42 🌊 Hawaii Plans: Surfing, Food & Beaches33:00 🏄 Realizing It’s Been 20 Years Since Surfing34:26 🧘 Yoga Struggles & Millennial Bodies35:08 ⚖️ Losing 20 Pounds Without the Gym37:32 🦖 Jurassic Park Filming Locations39:13 😬 Zaga’s Fear of Flying42:28 ✈️ Surviving a 9-Hour Flight45:09 🔥 Luaus, Birthdays & Hawaii Plans47:03 🍀 Irish Shenanigans Explained48:20 🎧 Wrapping Up Before Vacation#podcast #stpatricksday #hawaiivacation #millennialpodcast #adhp #travelstories

Are there things you’re just too old to start doing in your 30s… or is that just an excuse we tell ourselves?This week on Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick realize they accidentally planned an episode… that they already did before. So instead, they spiral into a hilarious debate about the activities millennials might be too old to start now.From learning how to skateboard 🛹 to becoming a DJ 🎧, starting a rap career 🎤, or deciding at 35 that you’re suddenly going to learn parkour… some dreams might be a little late to the party.The guys also talk about:🏝️ Zaga mentally clocking out before vacation🎬 Scream movie debates & Marvel talk🧠 Why the podcast refuses to sound scripted💀 Why line dancing might actually be illegal🎮 Whether you can start streaming or gaming later in life🔥 Why chasing your dreams is still worth itThen the episode ends with a ridiculous game where they decide the official age limit society should allow people to start certain things.Some of these answers are absolutely unhinged.Because let’s be honest…Being in your 30s means realizing you’re still figuring life out while pretending you have it together.Welcome to adulthood.👍 Like the video💬 Comment the thing YOU think people are too old to start doing🔔 Subscribe for new episodes every weekMillennial therapy session continues next week.🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.comChapters00:00 Cold open chaos & Zaga’s return02:00 The episode that almost didn’t happen05:10 Why the show avoids sounding scripted07:30 Scream movie debates 🍿11:40 Marvel’s Wonder Man discussion13:40 Zaga teases a new project 👀15:00 Vacation mode activated 🏝️17:20 Realizing we’re approaching 40 😬19:30 The episode topic: things we’re too old to start21:00 The backflip debate begins 🤸‍♂️26:00 Careers you might be too old to start30:00 Becoming a DJ, streamer, or prank YouTuber35:00 Fitness influencers & internet nonsense40:00 TikTok dancing & line dancing rant 💀44:00 Things you’re NEVER too old to start48:00 Chasing dreams vs playing it safe56:30 The game: age limits for starting things1:09:00 Life advice nobody asked for1:15:00 Wrapping up before vacation#AdulthoodPending #ADHP #MillennialPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MillennialProblems #Adulting #LifeInYour30s #TooOldForThis #MillennialHumor #PodcastClips #FunnyPodcast #Relatable

Zaga is out this week… which means things immediately spiral.Nick and Copper take over the studio and what starts as a normal episode quickly turns into a full-blown interrogation. Nick decides it’s time to ask Copper the questions nobody else will. Life questions. Identity questions. Completely unnecessary questions.Then something strange happens.Nick disappears for a moment… and returns as Namaste Nick, ready to conduct the most chaotic therapy session ADHP has ever seen.Nothing is off limits.Nothing is structured.And Copper has no idea what he walked into.Welcome to Adulthood Pending — where adulthood is optional and chaos is guaranteed.🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy disguised as chaos🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (which debate triggered you?)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite exhausted adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.comChapters0:00 Welcome to ADHP (Nick & Copper take over)1:30 Zaga’s absence and immediate chaos3:00 ADHD tangent: live-action remakes & nostalgia6:20 Nick decides to “therapize” Copper10:25 The interrogation begins13:20 “How many inconveniences until you snap?”16:15 Enter Namaste Nick18:00 The therapy session gets weird24:30 Unnecessary things you maintain in life32:00 Adult stress, burnout, and inconveniences42:30 Copper starts pushing back55:00 The questions get more absurd1:05:00 Nick loses control of the interview1:15:00 Final chaos and wrap up

Why are adults still fighting in public?Why are we awake at 2AM staring at the ceiling?Why are group chats a full-time job?And why did this episode start with Copper’s grooming routine?This week on Adulthood Pending, we argue about things that absolutely should not be controversial… but somehow are.Bedtimes.Public fights.Quitting your job.Living with your parents past 30.Being single at 35.Weddings.Group chats.Corporate America.Comparison culture.And in between all that?Copper derailing the entire show.Nick defending freedom.Zaga moderating like a tired substitute teacher.It’s chaotic. It’s unhinged. It’s weirdly honest.And somehow… it all circles back to the pressure of millennial timelines and the lie that there’s a “right” way to grow up.Let us know in the comments:Which one of these debates should NOT be a debate?🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy disguised as chaos🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (which debate triggered you?)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite exhausted adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Copper Ruins the Surprise Immediately04:11 – This Shouldn’t Be a Debate, But It Is12:09 – Adults Should Have a Bedtime21:02 – If You’re Over 30, You Shouldn’t Fight in Public28:26 – If You Hate Your Job, Leave37:28 – Weddings Are Mostly for Instagram47:55 – Group Chats Are Exhausting54:15 – Living at Home Past 3059:18 – Being Single at 3501:07:16 – Travel for Culture vs Travel for Content01:14:27 – Gordon Ramsay, Sacrifice & Hustle Culture01:21:37 – Comparison Culture & Fake Timelines01:23:00 – Snow, Corporate America & Chaos Outro#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #groupchat #corporateamerica #adultlife #weeklycrisis #titotime

Why is everything we tried to escape suddenly cool again?Low rise jeans are back.Ed Hardy has been resurrected from the Arctic.Pokémon cards are apparently an “investment.”And Labubu is just Furby with WiFi.This week on Adulthood Pending, we break down why Gen Z is thrifting the 90s and Y2K — and why millennials are having a mild identity crisis about it.Are they stealing our childhood?Or are we just realizing it meant more than we admitted?We debate:– Low rise jeans trauma– The Ed Hardy revival– Pokémon investing culture– Plush toy dopamine– Disposable cameras & aesthetic regression– Whether nostalgia is comfort or insecurityAnd most importantly…Who actually unfroze Ed Hardy?Let us know in the comments:Are you gatekeeping your childhood… or letting them have it?🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy, disguised as a podcast🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titotime⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Low Rise Jeans Are Back and I’m Not Okay03:42 – Stop Thrifting My Childhood08:57 – Who Unfroze Ed Hardy From the Arctic?15:26 – We Didn’t Hate the Clothes, We Hated Ourselves21:48 – Pokémon Cards as Retirement Plans28:35 – Labubu Is Just Furby With WiFi35:02 – Disposable Cameras & Flip Phone Aesthetic41:17 – Gatekeep or Let Them Have It49:08 – Are We Actually Just Getting Older?

Valentine’s Day is here and Adulthood is, once again, under review.In Episode 42 of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick hand the mic over to the Discord and let chaos do what chaos does best. From doomsday bunkers and surviving Jurassic Park, to the adult purchases that quietly changed our lives and the painful realisation that the future kind of lied to us, this episode is a full millennial group chat brought to life.This one is looser, longer, and very on-brand. If you hate Valentine’s Day, feel behind in life, miss old cartoons, or just want to listen to two tired adults argue about nonsense and accidentally say something real, you are in the right place.Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and pend adulthood with us.Welcome to Adulthood Pending.🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy, disguised as a podcast🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro chaos & being your Valentine by default03:00 – Discord topics, no plan, pure adulting energy08:45 – Doomsday bunker debate: where we hide and who survives18:45 – What we would bring and why boredom might kill us first24:30 – Surviving horror movies & why Jurassic Park ends us27:45 – Adult purchases that quietly changed our lives31:30 – The future we were promised vs the one we got38:30 – 90s cartoons, old shows & generational disappointment41:00 – Valentine’s Day as kids vs adults47:45 – How we imagined adulthood vs reality52:15 – Childhood beliefs & conspiracies we kinda get54:30 – Planning our funerals like well-adjusted adults59:00 – Living in sitcoms: Boy Meets World, Scrubs & who we are01:06:00 – Final thoughts & pending adulthood

This week on Adulthood Pending, there was no outline, no prep, and absolutely no mercy.Zaga and Nick come in exhausted after Snowpocalypse, dealership chaos, and a week that somehow felt like an entire January compressed into seven days. What follows is a full spiral: shovelling snow for hours, digging cars out of lots, yoga injuries, wrestling hot takes, karma debates, and getting assaulted by household appliances.There is a Weekly Crisis, questionable life philosophy, unsolicited wrestling opinions, weather beef, adult body betrayal, and the ongoing argument of whether being judgemental is a personality trait or a cry for help.Nothing gets resolved. Everything gets discussed. This is adulthood.Welcome to Adulthood Pending.⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome to the Year of JanuaryThe week felt illegal. Snowpocalypse survival mode activated.03:20 – Snow Walls, Bad Drivers & Weather TraumaSix feet of snow, blind driveways, and Oklahoma weather beef.05:40 – Royal Rumble & Wrestling TakesRoman, NXT standouts, Sol Ruca supremacy, and creative frustration.10:40 – Weekly Crisis BeginsSnow shovelling injuries, dealership chaos, and physical regret.16:30 – Yoga Humility & Knee BetrayalWarrior poses meet missing ACLs.20:15 – Working Sundays & Adult ExhaustionNothing says morale like surprise workdays.21:40 – The Microwave IncidentA magnetic thermometer, a swinging door, and forehead karma.24:40 – Karma, Judgement & Being “Not a Douchebag”Philosophy hour, but angrier.30:10 – Calling Ellie & The Ice Cream RevelationHomestead skills exposed. Ego damaged.33:40 – Hawaii Countdown & Weight Loss PressureFifteen pounds. No sugar. No mercy.37:00 – Weed, Medical Cards & Personal FreedomHealthcare opinions incoming.42:00 – Travel Dreams & Comic-Con TalkNew York, guests, and nerd optimism.47:00 – Biopics, Movies & What’s Worth WatchingBen Affleck, James McAvoy, and why long movies are a commitment.54:30 – Rivalries: Yankees vs Red Sox vs Texas vs OklahomaMath is hard. Pride is louder.1:01:00 – Final Spiral & Closing ChaosNothing solved. Everything felt.🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy, disguised as a podcast🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime

Copper’s back for the first time since May 2025, and somehow… adulthood is still exhausting.In this episode, Copper rejoins the chaos after months away, Nick immediately starts spiralling, and the conversation turns into exactly what you would expect: burnout, money stress, adult responsibilities that never end, and the realization that nothing actually slows down just because life happens.We talk about coming back after time away, feeling permanently tired, the mental load of being an adult, groceries that never stop costing money, and why “just keep pushing” might be the worst advice millennials were ever given.No big reunion speech. No inspirational comeback story. Just three adults picking up right where they left off and complaining like professionals.If you’re in your late 20s or 30s and constantly feel like life is one long to-do list, this one’s for you.🎧 New episodes weekly📱 Clips daily🧠 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy, disguised as a podcastChapters:00:00 Copper’s Back (And Nothing’s Calmed Down)04:12 Life Didn’t Pause While You Were Gone09:03 Adulthood Is Just Constant Maintenance15:27 We’re Exhausted and It Never Feels Like Enough22:41 Groceries, Money, and Paying to Exist29:18 “Just Keep Going” Is Terrible Advice36:02 Being Too Old for Loud, Annoying Things42:55 Burnout, Snow Days, and Why Everything Still Sucks50:21 Picking Up Right Where We Left Off58:10 Final Complaints Before We Log Off🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime

At some point, adulthood quietly taps you on the shoulder and says, “Hey… maybe don’t do that anymore.”In Episode 39, we accidentally stumble into a very real conversation about all the things millennials are officially too old for. It starts with weekly crises, questionable food choices, and hot dog steamers… and slowly turns into a full breakdown of physical stupidity, social exhaustion, lifestyle delusions, and why everyone online suddenly thinks they’re an expert.We talk about:– Gas station food and ageing bodies– Staying up late and paying for it for three days– Blackout drinking and why it stopped being funny– Crowded bars, bar hopping, and overstimulation– Ignoring injuries and pretending you’re fine– Being told you’re “too old” to enjoy things you actually love– Online misinformation, fake expertise, and confidence with zero researchThis isn’t advice.This isn’t self-help.It’s just millennials realising the consequences hit harder now.Welcome to adulthood. Nobody warned us it would feel like this.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Cold Open & Catching Up06:40 – Weekly Crisis Begins08:18 – Nick’s Weekly Crisis: Car Trouble & Winter Panic09:26 – Pick-Me-Ups: Cosplay & the Hot Dog Steamer11:12 – Zaga’s Weekly Crisis: Snow, Work, Yoga Reality Check15:55 – Main Topic: “We’re Too Old for This Sh*t”17:15 – Physical Stupidity We’ve Aged Out Of26:27 – Fighting, Rage, and Consequences31:29 – Social Behaviours We’re Too Old For38:02 – Crowds, Bars, Concerts & Paying for Comfort42:09 – Going Out Without a Plan44:48 – Lifestyle Delusions & Health Denial48:28 – Being Told You’re “Too Old” for Joy50:26 – Online Culture & Fake Experts Everywhere56:00 – Politics, Misinformation & Saying “I Don’t Know”01:00:14 – Nick Doesn’t Get It (Mock Expert Edition)🎧 ABOUT ADULTHOOD PENDINGAdulthood Pending is a millennial comedy podcast about navigating real life without a rulebook. We talk burnout, money stress, relationships, nostalgia, and the chaos of trying to function while still feeling like a kid.New episodes weekly.🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime

Episode 38 of Adulthood Pending is completely unplanned—and somehow that makes it one of the most honest episodes we’ve done.No outline. No topic. Just two millennials catching up, spiralling, venting, and accidentally dropping adulthood advice along the way.In this episode, Zaga and Nick talk about:what happens when you record with zero planmeal prep, leftovers, and why adult lunches feel sadcredit cards, money habits, and learning adulthood the hard waywhy physical media (DVDs & Blu-rays) quietly disappearedwork exhaustion, routines, and post-holiday realitymovies, nostalgia, and the comfort of familiar chaosa Weekly Crisis that turns into a full vent sessionNick Doesn’t Get It, where Nick confidently explains nonsensea game that proves we are, in fact, getting olderThis is what Adulthood Pending sounds like when we stop trying and just talk.If adulthood feels like you’re winging it most days… yeah, same.🎧 New episodes weekly📲 Clips posted daily💬 Comment your weekly crisis—we’re listening⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – No plan, no outline, immediate chaos03:30 – Recording early feels wrong but kind of nice07:45 – Credit cards, adult money habits, and fake financial confidence11:30 – Meal prep, leftovers, and adult lunch philosophy20:05 – Weekly Crisis: sickness, work stress, and burnout26:10 – Movies, streaming, and why theatres don’t hit the same44:40 – Nick Doesn’t Get It: physical media conspiracies52:40 – Game time: “I’m Getting Too Old for This”59:45 – Winged outro and accidental life advice🎧 ABOUT ADULTHOOD PENDINGAdulthood Pending is a millennial comedy podcast about navigating real life without a rulebook. We talk burnout, money stress, relationships, nostalgia, and the chaos of trying to function while still feeling like a kid.New episodes weekly.🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime

Nobody told us adulthood was a full-time job.No onboarding. No training manual. No HR department. Just vibes, bills, and constant maintenance.In this episode of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick break down the unspoken truth of being a millennial adult:nothing ever finishes, everything needs attention, and somehow you’re always the backup plan.From forgotten subscriptions and never-ending bills to the invisible mental load nobody warned us about, this episode is basically a performance review for adulthood itself. We talk money stress, health maintenance, relationships, admin hell, and why feeling productive doesn’t always mean feeling accomplished.Plus:• A truly unhinged Nick Doesn’t Get It• A painfully relatable Weekly Crisis• A game of Adult or Absurd that spirals fast• And a Tito-style closer to remind you that if you’re tired… you’re probably doing it rightIf you’ve ever felt like adulthood is just nonstop follow-ups with no finish line, this one’s for you.⏱️ CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS00:00 – Cold open chaos & instant adulthood confusion01:02 – Intro: welcome to Adulthood Pending02:18 – New Year energy, habits, and pretending we have it together03:25 – Adulthood as a job (no pay, all responsibility)06:30 – Adulthood realisations: the bills never stop07:27 – Subscriptions, Apple charges, and money anxiety10:21 – Streaming services vs cable nostalgia11:55 – Snow days end when you become an adult15:23 – Productivity vs actually feeling accomplished18:31 – Weekly Crisis: realising you’re the backup plan23:48 – Nobody told us adulthood was full-time maintenance27:39 – Health, money, relationships, and home upkeep33:41 – Treating yourself vs financial panic37:09 – Relationships and balancing real life39:07 – Chores, errands, and adult weekends43:04 – The job never finishes (and never will)47:30 – Admin hell: appointments, insurance, paperwork49:16 – There is no grace period54:46 – Invisible mental load & calendar survival59:53 – Nick Doesn’t Get It: the banned adulthood instruction manual01:05:59 – Game time: Adult or Absurd?01:26:11 – Tito Time: you’re not failing, you’re just doing the job01:29:22 – Outro chaos & goodbyes🎧 ABOUT ADULTHOOD PENDINGAdulthood Pending is a millennial comedy podcast about navigating real life without a rulebook. We talk burnout, money stress, relationships, nostalgia, and the chaos of trying to function while still feeling like a kid.New episodes weekly.🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (especially your worst adult moment)📺 Subscribe for new episodes & clips📤 Share this with your favourite tired adult🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime

New year. Same chaos. Same unresolved issues.Because if January magically fixed people, therapists would be out of work and gyms would be empty by February.In this episode of Adulthood Pending, we tear into the lie of New Year’s resolutions, call out fake “healing eras,” and admit that most of us are just recycling the same problems with a new calendar.We talk:Why January feels hostile for no reasonThe gym resolution pipeline (January confidence → February absence)“Protecting my peace” vs actually changing anythingWhy you do NOT need January 1st to start your lifeAnd how the moon, stars, and vibes absolutely do control the new year (according to Nick, who definitely understands science)This one’s for anyone who entered the new year tired, broke, self-aware, and still trying anyway.Welcome to adulthood. It’s pending.🧠 ABOUT ADHPAdulthood Pending is a chaotic millennial comedy show about burnout, relationships, money stress, nostalgia, and pretending to have it together in your 30s.If you are:Too old for “new year, new me”Too young to feel this tiredAnd still trying to figure it outYou’re in the right place.🔔 LIKE • SUBSCRIBE • STAY AROUNDNew full episodes weeklyDaily shorts pulled straight from the chaosBecause being functional is an achievement.🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Cold open chaos & Happy New Year energy01:12 – Nick returns from Iowa (and survives)04:00 – Therapy, self-awareness, and why accountability hurts08:00 – January is judgmental and nobody asked for it12:45 – Weekly Crisis (or why we skipped it)15:40 – What we actually cherished from last year23:30 – New Year’s resolutions we’re judging (respectfully)34:10 – The gym lie, the spiritual lie, and the social media lie41:20 – “New year, new me” is still you47:30 – Overachievers, escape plans, and fake clean slates54:00 – Nick Doesn’t Get It: New Year magic explained by fake science01:03:00 – Closing thoughts & carrying the right energy forward#AdulthoodPending #NewYearSameProblems #MillennialPodcast #AdultingIsHard#ComedyPodcast #NewYearsResolutions #BurnoutCulture #MillennialHumour#ChaosComedy #PodcastClips #RelatableContent #TherapyTalk #ADHP

Christmas is supposed to be joyful.Instead, it turns fully grown adults into stressed-out, passive-aggressive maniacs arguing over gift bags, traditions, and why ONE Christmas light strand never works.In this Christmas Day episode of Adulthood Pending, Zaga breaks down why the holidays bring out the absolute worst versions of otherwise normal people — from Christmas dictators and last-minute chaos shoppers to over-gifters, nostalgia police, and the people who mysteriously disappear during cleanup.This episode spirals quickly and includes:A Christmas edition of Weekly CrisisA wildly unhinged Nick Doesn’t Get It segment that somehow involves Christmas lights and government conspiraciesA long round of Normal or Unhinged?A Tito Time that wraps the chaos into an actual adult life lessonAnd a couple unexpected appearances you’ll want to stick around for 👀If Christmas makes you tired, overstimulated, broke, or questioning humanity… congrats.You’re normal.🎄 Merry Christmas🎁 Happy Holidays🧠 Welcome to adulthood🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoMusic by Dmitrii Kolesniko from Pixabay⏱️ Timestamps00:00 – Christmas Day surprise episode01:40 – Being festive but already exhausted03:00 – Opening presents on the pod06:30 – Why Christmas turns people into psychos09:40 – Passive-aggressive holiday behaviour14:05 – Weekly Crisis: Christmas Edition19:40 – The types of people Christmas creates20:00 – The Christmas Dictator21:55 – The Fake Chill One25:30 – The Last-Minute Chaos Person27:20 – The Over-Gifter29:55 – The No-Effort One32:33 – The Nostalgia Police34:18 – The Escape Artist36:16 – Judging gift wrapping38:05 – Holiday “date night” chaos44:34 – Nick Doesn’t Get It45:00 – Are Christmas light companies spying on us?51:59 – Normal or Unhinged? Christmas Edition01:07:00 – Tito Time01:08:20 – A very unexpected appearance01:11:18 – Final Christmas send-off#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #christmasepisode #holidaystress#millennialhumor #christmaschaos #adulting #holidayburnout#comedy podcast #relationshippodcast #christmasstress#weeklycrisis #normalorunhinged #nickdoesntgetit #titotime

Zaga and Nick break down why December stopped being magical and started feeling like a tactical mission just to make it out alive. From navigating family chaos and PTO guilt to surviving Secret Santas, relationship stress, and social battery burnout, this episode turns holiday dread into organised comedy.There are unhinged takes.There is real advice.There is yelling.There is growth.And yes, Santa is absolutely laundering cartel money through stockings.We cover:• Why adulthood was not built for December• Weekly Crisis returns with physical, financial, and emotional damage• PTO guilt and why you should take the damn day off• How to survive family without losing your sanity• Secret Santa in a recession era• Being hard to shop for without becoming annoying• Regifting rules that actually make sense• Relationship juggling during the holidays• Holiday expectations vs adult reality• Social battery emergency kits• Irish Goodbyes, Ninja Goodbyes, and dog-based escapes• Nick Doesn’t Get It: The dark lore of Santa and stockings• Holiday Hot Takes Court• Tito Time: why December feels like a final boss fightIf your holidays feel less like magic and more like vibes + peppermint survival, you’re in the right place.🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo00:00 – Onesies, ADHD, and Immediate Chaos02:30 – December Used to Be Magical (Now It’s Strategy)05:10 – Why Adults Are Just Surviving the Holidays10:50 – Weekly Crisis (Physical, Mental, Financial Damage)18:00 – PTO Guilt & Taking the Damn Day Off28:30 – Surviving Family Without Losing Your Mind33:45 – Cousin Comparison Olympics38:50 – Holiday Games & Cultural Confusion43:55 – Gift Giving in the Recession Era52:00 – Being Impossible to Shop For59:40 – Regifting Rules That Won’t Ruin Friendships01:00:00 – Relationships During Holiday Chaos01:03:30 – Expectations vs Reality01:06:10 – Social Battery Emergency Kit01:13:20 – Nick Doesn’t Get It: Santa’s Stocking Conspiracy01:21:20 – Holiday Hot Takes Court01:30:00 – Tito Time: December Is the Final Boss01:33:00 – Closing Chaos#AdulthoodPending #ADHP #MillennialPodcast #HolidayChaos #ChristmasStress#Adulting #ComedyPodcast #BurnoutCulture #HolidaySurvival#NickDoesntGetIt #WeeklyCrisis #MillennialHumour #RelatableComedy

December used to hit different. As kids, Christmas movies told us adulthood would be magical, cozy, and full of perfectly lit trees and life-changing moments.Now? We’re just trying to not blow a fuse, max out a credit card, or fight a stranger over wrapping paper.In this episode, Zaga and Nick break down the Christmas movies that straight-up LIED to us about being adults. From Home Alone’s millionaire parents, to Elf pretending corporate America is whimsical, to Santa casually committing identity fraud… we’re exposing every cinematic scam the holidays sold us.We’re laughing, spiraling, roasting childhood nostalgia, and facing the fact that December is basically a survival sport now.If you’re a millennial drowning in holiday chaos, welcome home.🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@Adhpshow📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adhpshow🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoCHAPTERS00:00 – Cold Open: Christmas already beating our arse01:12 – ADHP Intro03:15 – Warm-Up Banter: When the holidays stopped being fun09:48 – The Weekly Crisis (pray for Nick)15:40 – Why Christmas Movies Lied To Us18:02 – Home Alone (the house… be serious)22:27 – Elf (Buddy would’ve been fired day one)26:55 – The Santa Clause (you can’t just… become Santa?)31:10 – The Grinch (millennial overstimulation vibes)34:22 – Jingle All The Way (capitalism at its peak)38:44 – A Christmas Story (zero supervision = adulthood anxiety)42:50 – Nick Doesn’t Get It: Rudolph the Ops Agent46:33 – Guess the Movie by the Shitty Plot51:20 – Tito Time55:40 – OutroHosts: Zaga & NickEditing: HeyZaga ProductionsArtwork & Branding: ADHP CreativeMusic: Licensed through YouTube Audio Library#christmasmovies #millennialpodcast #comedyshow #holidaystress #adhp #adulthoodpending #millennialhumor #elfmovie #homealone #santaclause #podcastclips #christmas2024 #relatablecomedy #holidayseason #grinch

This episode is pure December delusion from the very first “Black Friday ain’t Black Friday anymore.”Zaga and Nick fall straight into a nostalgic wormhole, ripping apart the modern holiday season and remembering when December actually felt magical — before adulthood turned it into a month-long invoice.Black Friday used to be combat training:Parents drawing tactical maps, assigning “units,” circling ads like they were planning a heist, and treating Walmart like the Thunderdome.Now?It’s just emails, fake sales, and a toaster that’s $3 off.From Tickle Me Elmo war crimes to razor scooter shin injuries, this episode resurrects every chaotic childhood Christmas memory — and every millennial disappointment that came after.In between the holiday PTSD, you get:• Nick’s birthday lore, including the Comic Book Blood Pact of 2024• Stranger Things spiral (light spoilers, heavy opinions)• Why adulthood has turned December into a chore chart• The death of real toys and the rise of “bro I just want towels now”If you ever froze outside Toys R Us for a GameBoy SP and now get excited over new pots and pans… this one will hurt and heal you at the same time.December used to slap.Now it taxes your soul.🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us everywhere:🔗 All Links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkw#AdulthoodPending #ADHP #MillennialPodcast #BlackFridayChaos #ChristmasNostalgia #HolidayComedy #PodcastHighlights #FunnyPodcast #DecemberProblems #MillennialLife #RelatableComedy #BlackFriday2025 #StrangerThings5 #HolidaySeason #ChristmasStress #AdultingFails #MillennialChristmas #ToyStoreMemories #NostalgiaVibes #ComedyClips #HolidayContent #ConsumerismArc #DecemberRantTIMESTAMPS00:00 – Black Friday Dies in Real Time02:00 – Thanksgiving Recap & Nick’s Sudden Illness04:00 – Birthday Comic Conspiracy07:00 – Zaga Plots Nick’s Back Wall Makeover10:00 – Stranger Things Spiral15:00 – When December Used to Matter20:00 – Black Friday War Stories26:00 – Toys That Raised Us (and Injured Us)33:00 – Stampedes, Elmo Violence & Razor Scooter Trauma40:00 – TVs, Projectors & The Great Prime Video Betrayal48:00 – The STEM Era of Fake Sales53:00 – Adult Gifts: Towels, Pans & Comfort Addiction59:00 – Millennial Christmas Wishlist Deep Dive01:01:00 – Final Rants, Nostalgia & December Resentment

This episode is pure Thanksgiving chaos from the very first insulted potato.Zaga and Nick jump straight into the Thanksgiving Food Draft, unleashing every unhinged opinion they’ve been holding in all year. From instant mashed potatoes being classified as a war crime to debating whether lasagna has a place on a holiday plate, nothing is safe and no dish gets treated kindly.Turkey rankings turn into NFL comparisons.Mac and cheese becomes a spiritual battleground.Texas Roadhouse frozen rolls start a conspiracy.And somehow… “pink stuff” becomes the emotional core of the episode.In between all the food violence, you get real adulting moments: therapy wins, family traditions, growth, boundaries, and the annual millennial grocery shopping panic.If your plate is weak, your feelings will get hurt.🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#AdulthoodPending #ADHP #Podcast #MillennialPodcast #CozySeason TIMESTAMPS00:00 – Mashed Potato Meltdown02:00 – Thanksgiving Confusion & Ruining the Bit04:00 – What We’re Actually Thankful For07:00 – War on Skipping Straight to Christmas09:00 – Turkey GOAT Debate Begins12:00 – Lasagna Identity Crisis20:00 – Side Dish Draft: Potatoes, Mac, Sweet Potatoes27:00 – Mac & Cheese Federal Investigation36:00 – Cornbread vs Rolls (Texas Roadhouse Conspiracy)47:00 – Cranberry Sauce Evolution & “Pink Stuff” Lore55:00 – Dessert Draft & Banana Bread Brownies59:00 – Official Plate Build01:06:00 – Therapy, Growth & Millennial Grocery Shopping#Thanksgiving2025 #ThanksgivingDinner #ThanksgivingFails #ThanksgivingDebate #MillennialPodcast #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHighlights #FoodDebate #HotTakesOnly #FunnyPodcast #StuffingVsMashed #TurkeyTalk #FeastMode #HolidayChaos #FoodFight #TurkeyDayDrama #Friendsgivingfails #SideDishWars #CulinaryHotTakes #RelatableComedy #ThanksgivingIdeas #ThanksgivingComedy #ThanksgivingFood #BestThanksgivingSides #ThanksgivingShorts #TurkeyDay #HolidayContent

Cozy season sounds magical until you actually try to live in it.This week, Zaga and Nick break down why fall vibes are a complete scam — from hoodie delusion, blown-out socks, and cut-off shirts, to the heater-turning-on smell rewiring Nick’s brain.If you’ve ever tried to be “cozy” only to end up stressed, tired, freezing, disassociating at 4PM… this episode is your people.We’re talking:• The lies millennials tell themselves about cozy season• Sweatpants season and the “disgusting but essential” hoodie• Nick defending cutoff shirts like a hill he must die on• The heater-smell Roman Empire• Cozy lighting + seasonal depression tag-teaming us• Chili vs soup chaos• Fall naps destroying your entire sleep schedule• What you’d grab in a house fire (and why Nick chose wrong)• Why fall lasts 4 days and then becomes a mental breakdownNext week → THE GREAT THANKSGIVING FOOD WARThis week → cozy delusion.⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – Pancake vs Waffle Meltdown Begins01:00 – ADHP, Acronyms & Opening Chaos02:40 – Fall Vibes Setup + Hoodie Talk04:10 – Cozy Season Expectations Are a Scam05:00 – The Heater Smell That Controls Nick’s Mind06:00 – 4PM Darkness & Accidental Depression Naps07:20 – Self-Care vs Emotional Hibernation08:00 – Cozy Food Debate (Chili vs Soup)09:00 – Sauce vs Gravy + Warm House Smells10:00 – The House Fire Cozy Item Question11:00 – Nick’s Cutoff Shirt Confession12:00 – “You Don’t Look Cozy, Nick.”13:00 – Cozy Season Is Actually Survival Mode14:00 – Outro + Thanksgiving Episode Tease🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#AdulthoodPending #ADHP #Podcast #MillennialPodcast #CozySeason #FallVibes #SeasonalDepression #HoodieSeason #SweatpantsSeason #ComfortSeason #FallComedy #RelatablePodcast #MillennialHumor #CozyAesthetic #FallChaos

Zaga and Nick are back—with zero sleep, maximum delusion, and the most unhinged fall debates known to mankind.This week, the boys break down millennial fall culture with the seriousness of a presidential debate and the logic of two guys who haven’t touched grass since 2008.We’re talking hoodies vs. sweaters, the truth about pumpkin patches, why fall might actually be propaganda, and the shocking reveal that Zaga failed basic U.S. geography.Nick defends pumpkin spice like it’s his firstborn child. Zaga declares apple cider “pilgrim juice.” And yes, somehow… they fight about whether chili is a soup.This one spirals fast.Seasonal depression is loading.CHAPTERS00:00 Hoodie vs Sweater Meltdown02:00 Fall Is Pain (Our Backs Hurt)03:45 Millennials & Fake Fall Optimism06:20 The Weather Is Gaslighting Us09:10 Pumpkin Spice vs Apple Cider (Bloodbath)14:00 Pumpkin Pie vs Apple Pie18:00 Are Pumpkin Patches Overrated?21:00 The Truth About Hayrides23:15 Caramel Apples Are a Scam26:00 Seasonal Decor Hot Takes29:30 Fall Memories That Hit Different33:00 School Bus Frostbite Era36:00 Haunted Houses We Should’ve Sued39:00 The Rapid-Fire Fall Debate Round44:00 Friendsgiving vs Thanksgiving49:00 Cozy Night vs Cold Morning55:00 Millennial Fall Core Wrap-Up01:00:00 ADHD Fam Send-Off 🍁🍂 Is fall actually magical… or is it just corporate propaganda with better candles? Comment your take.New chaos every week. Subscribe or we’re sending you a pumpkin spice cease & desist.🎙 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep the millennial struggle:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirth

Zaga’s stuffy, half-sick, and fully unfiltered — and Nick’s right there to catch the chaos as the boys judge your favorite comfort shows like their lives depend on it.From Friends to The Office, Breaking Bad to New Girl, they roast, rank, and psychoanalyze what your favorite TV show says about your mental state. Spoiler: if you think Jim Halpert’s a good guy… you’re wrong.It’s millennial comfort season — hoodie weather, seasonal depression, and reckless opinions about TV that’ll make someone mad in the comments. Grab your blanket, open your streaming app, and prepare to be personally attacked.Would your favorite show get a green flag or a “seek therapy” warning?00:00 Cold Open & Seasonal Depression02:00 Comfort Season Has Begun03:00 Comfort Shows = Red Flags?05:00 Judging People by Their TV Habits07:00 “Jim Wasn’t the Hero” Debate10:00 Game of Thrones Fans, We Need to Talk13:00 Friends vs. Reality Check17:00 Candy Choices = Personality Test21:00 Big Bang Theory: Green or Red Flag?22:30 The Office and Adultery (Yikes)24:00 Friends, Again — Proceed with Caution25:00 Parks & Rec and False Optimism28:00 How I Met Your Mother: Toxic Hope30:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Chaos Comfort33:00 New Girl Gets the Green Light36:00 Gray’s Anatomy Meltdown39:00 Scrubs Is Still King42:00 Animated Comfort Shows (Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park)45:00 Breaking Bad Fans Might Be Criminals47:00 The Bear, Euphoria, and Therapy Time51:00 “You” Is Just Horny Dexter52:00 Stranger Things Is Pure Friendship Energy55:00 Nostalgia Comfort Shows: 90s & 2000s Kids Edition59:00 Nickelodeon vs. Disney Comfort Battles01:03:00 Certified Core or Cancelled Comfort01:06:00 Time Capsule Picks (Shows That Deserve to Stay Forever)01:08:00 Listener Horror Stories: The Juju Tree01:11:00 The Graveyard in Haiti Story01:14:00 Next Week: Pumpkin vs. Apple War 🍂01:15:00 ADHD Fam Sign-Off🎧 Listen on Spotify:⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw⁠📲 Follow us:🔗 All links: ⁠https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING⁠📱 TikTok: ⁠https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending⁠📸 Instagram: ⁠https://instagram.com/adulthood.pending⁠💬 Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH⁠👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for sciatica.👉 ⁠https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com⁠🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo⁠“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkw⁠#AdulthoodPending #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #MillennialHumor #ComfortShows #RedFlags #TVShows #ZagaAndNick #AdulthoodPendingPodcast #ADHPpodCHAPTERS

It’s the Adulthood Pending Halloween Special! 👻Zaga (dressed like a hippie) and Nick (rocking Ghostface energy) go full horror nerd — debating, ranking, and roasting everything from Nightmare on Elm Street to Terrifier. It’s chaos, nostalgia, and a little weed-scented candlelight.The boys break down the best classics, the modern greats, the overrated trash, and their official Halloween Watchlist. Expect dumb costumes, loud opinions, and one serious argument over Final Destination.Would you survive a horror movie? Because we definitely wouldn’t.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Costume Chaos03:00 Why Halloween on a Weekend Is a Curse05:20 The Horror Movie Draft Begins09:30 Best Classic Horror Films14:45 Modern Horror Rankings19:00 The Paranormal Activity Debate22:55 Most Overrated Horror Films27:50 Funniest Bad Horror Movies33:00 The Greatest Horror Villains39:10 Which Horror Movies Still Scare Us40:00 The Certified Millennial Horror List47:10 Final Destination Changed a Generation49:00 Hidden Gems & Underrated Picks55:30 The Ultimate Halloween Watchlist01:03:00 Double Feature Recommendations01:07:00 Horror Movies to “Canoodle” To01:11:00 Horror Scenarios: Would We Survive?01:18:00 Halloween Safety PSA (Check Your Candy)01:21:00 ADHD Fam Send-Off 🎃🔪 Watch it now — and tell us what horror movie still freaks you out.New episodes every week — subscribe or we’ll haunt your algorithm.🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#AdulthoodPending #Podcast #Halloween #HorrorMovies #Ghostface #ZagaAndNick #ComedyPodcast #SpookySeason #MovieRankings #ADHPpod

It’s spooky season, and the boys are reading Reddit’s wildest ghost stories — the kind that start believable, then spiral straight into “that’s bullshit” territory. From faceless men in the woods to ghosts who won’t shut up about their trauma, Zaga and Nick try to figure out what’s real, what’s Reddit fanfic, and why every haunting sounds like bad insulation.There’s screaming, arguing, ghost apps, and one story that might actually be true.Grab your EMF reader, light some sage, and join us as we get haunted by poor life choices and bad storytelling.CHAPTERS:00:00 Intro02:05 Halloween at Zaga’s House05:33 Ghost Talk Begins09:47 Story 1 – The House in the Woods14:20 Breaking Down “Dad with the Shotgun”19:01 Story 2 – The Ghost Ship on Lake Superior25:04 Philosophical Ghost Tangent27:18 Story 3 – The Thing in the Daughter’s Room33:10 Story 4 – The Woman in the Corner35:22 Ghost Logic & Zaga’s Beliefs37:20 Zaga’s Haunted Airbnb Story49:52 The “Babe” Voice in the House54:09 The Ghost Cat56:05 The Snapchat Anime Ghost58:19 Nick’s Haunted Farm Story01:03:05 Zaga’s Dad’s Ghost Story01:08:24 The Afterlife Logic Spiral01:13:01 Lorraine Warren & Exorcism Talk01:14:28 Horror Movies & Adulting Are Scarier01:17:29 Horror Movie Date Logic01:22:01 Outro – Don’t Trust Ghost Apps🎧 New episodes every week — subscribe or the ghost of your credit score will haunt you.💬 Drop your ghost stories in the comments, we might roast them next episode.#AdulthoodPending #Podcast #GhostStories #RedditStories #ComedyPodcast #Haunted #SpookySeason #ZagaAndNick🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbz...📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok:   / adulthoodpending  📸 Instagram:   / adulthood.pending  🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbz...💬 Discord:   / discord  👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop...🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track:    • LVL UP  All rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track:    • I'm an adult (and life's still a nightmare...  All rights reserved.

Ellie’s back — and she brought murder.In this chaotic true-crime-meets-comedy episode, Zaga, Nick, and Ellie dive into the real-life Harlem murder of Sheldon Johnson... but naturally get sidetracked by Ed Gein voices, Adam Sandler impressions, nipple belts, and moral debates about capital punishment.It’s part true crime, part unhinged improv, and 100% Adulthood Pending energy.Grab a snack (preferably not from a freezer), and join the chaos.🕒 Timestamps00:00 – Cold Open & Banter01:00 – Ellie’s chaotic intro02:00 – Setting the scene: Harlem, New York03:15 – The millennial serial killer idea06:00 – Trigger warning: murder, gore, dismemberment08:00 – The story of Sheldon Johnson & Colin Small begins10:00 – Harlem delis & dark humor detour14:00 – Sheldon Johnson’s background and criminal reform work16:00 – The murder timeline and discovery of remains18:15 – The Harlem–Bronx–Manhattan connection20:00 – How the police identified Sheldon Johnson22:30 – The disguises, wigs, and bizarre evidence25:00 – His appearance on Joe Rogan and media angle27:00 – Speculation on motive and missing details29:00 – Dahmer comparisons & Ed Gein talk31:00 – Tangent: empathy for killers vs. fascination with true crime33:30 – Ellie’s concussion stories & dark humor35:00 – Theories about the murder’s intent37:00 – Discussion on parole, death penalty, and justice41:30 – Christopher Watts & cheating killers44:00 – Full-circle discussion: Dahmer inspiration46:00 – Do not dox people segment49:00 – Murder jokes, sanity checks & dark comedy chaos50:00 – Ellie’s “I hit my head on a tree” story53:00 – OCD parking + nail appointment disaster55:00 – Tree hazard PSA56:00 – Homemade pie & kitchen fails58:00 – Tattoo skin jokes & weird morbid humor01:00:00 – Therapist comments & trauma humor01:02:00 – Banter & final chaos01:05:30 – Wrap-up and outro01:07:00 – Closing song: “Game Over”🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#monsteredgein #edgein #adamsandler #truecrimestory #truecrimecomedy #millennial #adulthoodpending

What really scares millennials in 2025? Not ghosts — it’s dead WiFi, a declined debit card, and awkward small talk with your dentist. In this Halloween-themed episode, Zaga and Nick dive into the horrors of adulthood — haunted technology, social anxiety, and those everyday jump scares that make us question our sanity.From Alexa acting possessed to ghosting messages that haunt your DMs, this one’s all about the real fear of being an adult. 👻💬 If you’ve ever:Panicked at “Card Declined” on a $6 chargeAccidentally answered a FaceTime looking like a cryptidWaved at someone who wasn’t waving at youOr lived through a haunted Alexa momentThen you’re exactly where you belong — this is Adulthood Pending.⏰ TIMESTAMPS:00:00 – Cold Open: Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Zaga’s hate-love rant01:20 – Welcome & intro: “The Things That Really Haunt Millennials”02:30 – The real horrors of adulthood (bills, subscriptions, and bank apps)03:00 – Declined debit card jump scares04:20 – Haunted tech: Alexa, Furbies, and random voice assistants06:00 – WiFi nightmares & update purgatory08:00 – Face ID & beard struggles09:30 – Bluetooth betrayals and bathroom TikTok horror stories11:00 – Taylor Swift vs. Travis Kelce part two (rage bait Nick moment)13:00 – Logic’s “Golden Ticket” contest and Zaga’s dream win20:00 – Adulting Horror Debate: No WiFi vs. No AC25:00 – Millennial nostalgia tech (AOL, dial-up, speaker static)27:00 – Urban Legends of Adulthood (laundry myths, charging phones, light laws)33:00 – Life hacks that never worked (the can opener lie)37:00 – Real-Life Jump Scares (FaceTime calls, “We need to talk” texts)41:00 – Jehovah’s Witness revenge story44:00 – Top 5 Real-Life Jump Scares50:00 – Haunted Social Situations: awkward waves & failed daps53:00 – The curse of small talk & ADHD conversations56:00 – When your card declines mid-grocery run1:00:00 – Final segment: Haunted social awkwardness and adult fails1:05:00 – Adulthood Wins, Fails & Chills1:07:00 – Next week’s teaser: Ghost stories and off-camera chaos🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#ComedyPodcast #MillennialPodcast #HorrorMovies #SpookySeason #AdulthoodPending

Zaga threw his back out at bowling, Nick hasn’t slept in days, and somehow we still managed to argue for 30 minutes about Halloween candy, why cloaks are itchy, and why you never overstay at a millennial Halloween party.This week on Adulthood Pending:A chaotic Halloween Candy Draft (Snickers vs. Reese’s Pumpkins)Zaga’s Ren Faire heat stroke saga + $5 Dasani rantNick calling Zaga a “Lafufu” for trying to buy tattooed bat plushiesThe 10 Commandments of Halloween Parties (Guests vs. Hosts edition)Adult Wins & Fails of the WeekIf you’ve ever traded Smarties like cigarettes, bartered rocks for strawberries, or argued about Airheads dissolving in your mouth, this one’s for you.👉 Drop a comment: Whose house are you trick-or-treating at — Team Snickers (Nick) or Team Reese’s Pumpkins (Zaga)?0:00 – Cold Open (We’re Tired, But We Showed Up Anyway) 13:20 – Nick’s Week From Hell & Irish Heritage Roast 16:00 – Zaga vs. The Ren Faire: $5 Water, Cloaks & Heat Stroke 22:30 – Sciatica, Kids at the Faire & Chicken Tenders for $17 28:00 – Zaga Almost Buys “Bat-ties” Mystery Box (Nick Loses It) 35:00 – WWE Belts, Impulse Spending & “Lafufu” Debate 36:15 – The Great Halloween Candy Draft (Snickers vs. Reese’s Pumpkins) 43:40 – Nerds, Laffy Taffy & Airheads: The Candy War Escalates 49:40 – Trick-or-Treat Trades, Smoking Smarties & Childhood Hustles 55:20 – Bartering Rocks for Strawberries at the Ren Faire 1:00:20 – The Ten Commandments of Halloween Parties (Guests Edition) 1:10:00 – Hosting Commandments: Decorate, Food, Costumes & Bathroom Prep 1:18:00 – Fire Pits, Introvert Corners & Don’t Bring Randoms 1:23:00 – Adult Wins & Fails of the Week (Laundry, Acid Reflux, No Candy Yet) 1:28:00 – Tease: Next Week’s Guest Episode (Spooky Murder Talk) 1:29:00 – Wrap-Up: Stay Spooky & Don’t Be a Cheap Asshole #MillennialPodcast #Halloween2025 #ComedyPodcast #AdulthoodPending🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#ComedyPodcast #MillennialPodcast #HorrorMovies #SpookySeason #AdulthoodPending

What happens when two millennials get stuck in a horror movie? Spoiler: we’re not making it to the sequel.In this week’s episode of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick roast horror tropes, iconic killers, and the dumb ways millennials would actually try to survive. From arguing in the group chat while Jason lurks outside, to grabbing pumpkin spice lattes and Nerf bats as “weapons,” this episode proves adulthood is scarier than any haunted house.We cover:Who dies first when millennials are in a slasherDumb “weapons” we’d actually grab (flashlights, Nerf bats, pumpkin spice)Horror clichés flipped for our generationJason, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Pennywise, and Chucky vs. millennialsWhy Sallie Mae is the real JigsawIf you love shows like The Basement Yard or Tiny Meat Gang, and you want spooky-season laughs with a millennial twist, you’ll vibe with this one.👉 Comment below: Which horror villain do YOU think you’d actually survive?0:00 – Cold Open & Horror Setup  15:00 – Millennials in Horror Tropes  28:00 – Dumb “Weapons” We’d Actually Use  40:00 – Horror Clichés Flipped for Our Generation  53:00 – Jason, Michael Myers, and Ghostface vs Millennials  1:06:00 – Pennywise, Saw Traps, and Real-Life Fears  1:15:00 – Real Monsters: Sallie Mae, IRS, Landlords  1:25:00 – Creepy Dolls, Vampires & Would We Survive?  1:42:00 – Closing Thoughts & Spooky Season Wrap-Up  🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#ComedyPodcast #MillennialPodcast #HorrorMovies #SpookySeason #AdulthoodPending

It’s not officially fall until Spirit Halloween moves into an abandoned Sears. 🎃 For Episode 21 of Adulthood Pending, Nick and Zaga dive headfirst into spooky season — roasting costumes, overpriced animatronics, and the chaos of millennial Halloween traditions.This week we cover:Why Spirit Halloween is basically the squatter of retailOur dumbest childhood costumes (plastic masks, itchy Power Rangers, DIY fails)The epidemic of sexy costumes in the 2000s$80 adult costumes you wear once and instantly regretTrick-or-treat economics (king-size Snickers vs. toothbrush houses)How millennials celebrate Halloween now (pumpkin spice, haunted hayrides, and being broke)Adulthood might still be pending, but Spirit Halloween is forever. 👻🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.

What if aliens landed today and judged humanity… based only on millennial culture? 👽 From Tamagotchis and Lunchables to 4 Loko and MySpace, we’re breaking down the artifacts, habits, and chaos that would either save Earth or get us instantly vaporized.This is our 20th episode of Adulthood Pending, so you already know it’s going off the rails. Nick and Zaga ask the real questions:Would aliens crown Pitbull “Mr. Worldwide” as Earth’s leader?Is McDonald’s Sprite secretly a weapon of mass destruction?And why do millennials keep embarrassing ourselves in front of the galaxy?Grab your tinfoil hat and a Capri Sun, because adulthood is still pending… and the mothership is here. 🚀🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.

This week, Zaga & Nick host the very first meeting of Pet Parents Anonymous — the millennial support group for people who can’t keep succulents alive but still throw birthday parties for their dogs. 🐾🌱We’re talking:🐶 The chaos of being a “pet parent” vs. a “plant parent”💀 Our biggest pet/plant fails (RIP overfed fish & overwatered succulents)🚩 “Is This Love or Obsession?” game — FaceTiming your dog on vacation, pet acupuncture, naming plants after celebrities🤣 Audience-style confessions (“Hi, I’m Jamie, and I killed a cactus in 3 days…”)🔥 Hot takes: Fake plants or real plants? Succulents = scam? Cats = quiet quitters?It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s painfully relatable for every millennial who’s ever bought a $60 dog sweater or cried over a dying fiddle leaf fig.💬 Audience Question: What’s your funniest pet or plant fail? Drop it in the comments or text us at 914-407-4058 — your story might make it into Part 2!🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.

This week, Zaga & Nick look back at every so-called “once-in-a-lifetime” event millennials have lived through — from Y2K panic to 9/11, from the 2008 Recession to COVID, and now the AI boom.We’ve been told we’re living in “unprecedented times” our whole lives… but at this point, unprecedented feels like the precedent.We’re talking:💻 Y2K panic and kid-logic apocalypse fears📉 Surviving the 2008 recession as broke 20-somethings🌀 The Mayan apocalypse & the meme era😷 Pandemic chaos, Zoom life, toilet paper wars🤖 AI “changing everything” (again)And to wrap it up: we play More or Less Unprecedented to crown the dumbest “Most Unprecedented Event of All Time.”💬 Audience Question: What’s the most ridiculous “unprecedented” thing you remember living through? Drop it in the comments — we might read it in the next episode!🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPendingInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/adulthood.pending💬 Join our Discord:https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#MillennialPodcast #ComedyPodcast #UnprecedentedTimes🎵 Music Credit:

This week, Zaga & Nick take you on a chaotic, hilarious trip back to the 90s and 2000s — when life was simpler, our biggest problem was keeping our Tamagotchis alive, and downloading one song took 45 minutes.We’re talking:🎧 Forgotten tech & internet struggles💬 AIM away message flexing💥 Weird trends that came and went faster than Von Dutch hats🌀 Random childhood obsessions we took way too seriouslyIf you grew up in the millennial era, you’ll be laughing, cringing, and saying, “OMG I remember that!” the whole time.💬 Audience Question: What’s one random obsession you had as a kid that you totally forgot about until now? Comment below — we might read yours in the next episode!🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.

Why do we all follow unspoken rules of adulthood that make zero sense?This week, Zaga and Nick break down the dumbest, most pointless “adult rules” we’ve all been pretending are real — from pointless social etiquette to fake work habits we only do to “look busy.”We’re exposing the weird behaviors we inherited from our parents, the bizarre expectations we enforce on ourselves, and the completely made-up rules that somehow became a part of everyday millennial life.If you’ve ever:Followed a “rule” just to avoid looking immaturePretended to know what you’re doing in front of other adultsKept a habit you can’t explain…you’re not alone — you’re just like us. And we’re all faking it together.💬 YOUR TURN:What’s one unspoken adult rule you follow for no reason? Drop it in the comments — your answer might end up in next week’s episode.🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.

👴🏼 “You Know You’re in Your 30s When…”(aka: I Pulled a Muscle Sitting Down)Remember when your body didn’t audibly creak and you could party without checking if your HSA covered recovery time? This episode is for every millennial who now grunts when they stand up too fast.Zaga and Nick are diving into the hilarious, painful, and painfully hilarious signs that you’ve officially crossed into your 30s. From weird medical bills to sleeping injuries, it’s the episode that says: “We’re not old, we’re just... vintage.”🎯 If you’ve ever:✔️ Groaned when picking something up✔️ Had a favorite grocery store✔️ Said “I can’t drink like I used to” unironically—you're one of us now.🎧 In This Episode:🛏️ The things that now count as a “wild night” (hint: it's laundry)💊 When every drawer in your house is a junk drawer or a med kit📉 When social plans require recovery time📺 Nostalgic ads from our youth that promised we’d be cooler than this📱 TikTok fads that make us feel ancient💥 Bonus:Nick breaks down. Zaga forgets what he was talking about mid-sentence. It’s giving peak millennial.👇 Comment below:What’s YOUR “Oh God, I’m 30” moment?👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com💬 Join the chaos IRL(ish):Discord’s open. And yes, you can lurk without guilt:https://discord.gg/guMbYn3jjp📢 New episodes every week. Subscribe or we’ll send you an Evite to a party you can’t attend because your back hurts.#MillennialLife #AdulthoodPending #FunnyPodcast #30sProblems #RelatablePodcast #ComedyPodcast #YouKnowYoureInYour30s #NickCrashedAgain #AgingMillennials

🎥 They Taught Us the Recorder—Not Taxes(aka: The Millennial Curriculum Was a Joke)Remember when school taught us how to square dance, label mitochondria, and make dioramas… but not how to budget, file taxes, or break a lease? Same.In this episode, Zaga and Nick take attendance for the absolute dumbest things we were taught growing up—and the life skills we really needed instead. From cursive trauma to fake college courses that sound too real (yes, “Tree Climbing” was legit), we’re breaking down the millennial school system one useless fact at a time.If you ever:✔️ Used a TI-83 to draw stick figures instead of graphing✔️ Thought you’d need to recite all 50 state capitals in a job interview✔️ Still don’t understand W-4s but can sew a pillow like a bossThis one’s for you.🎒 In This Episode:📚 Useless Lessons 101 – Why we know how to build popsicle stick bridges but not how to rent an apartment💸 What We Should’ve Learned – Emotional regulation, budgeting, and other things that actually matter🧠 Real or Fake College Class? – Take our pop quiz and see if you can guess which classes are legit🎲 Draft Game – What would be in your Millennial School Survival Pack?🎤 Bonus Bits:“We got graded for coloring inside the lines… and now we’re too anxious to call our landlord.”“Turns out mitochondria knowledge doesn’t help you refinance your car.”💬 Drop a Comment:📢 What’s something school taught you that’s been completely useless in adulthood?🧠 What subject do you wish they’d taught?👀 Which ridiculous class from our quiz do you lowkey wish was real?👕 Rep the Chaos:We made merch for people who peaked in Home Ec.👉 Shop now at adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com👯‍♂️ Join our Discord – The only class you actually want to be in:👉 https://discord.gg/guMbYn3jjp🔔 Subscribe for more weekly millennial nonsense—nostalgia, burnout, and the stuff they really should’ve put on the syllabus.#AdulthoodPending #FunnyPodcast #MillennialStruggles #TheyTaughtUsTheRecorder #AdultingFails #RelatablePodcast #MillennialHumor #WhyAmIStillLikeThis #PodcastClip #MillennialSchoolFail

👕 Adulthood Pending“Millennial Survival Mode: Why Were We Like This?”Remember when dinner was week-old Domino’s and your bed was just…vibes and a futon? When a Four Loko and 2 hours of sleep somehow powered you through a double shift? Yeah. We used to live like that. And we were proud of it.This week, Zaga and Nick strap on their nostalgia goggles (and adult braces of emotional clarity) to relive the utter disaster that was our 20s — and ask the real question:Could we survive that life now… or would we tap out IMMEDIATELY?If you’ve ever:✔️ Used Febreze instead of doing laundry✔️ Thought a $3 taco and an energy drink was a meal✔️ Claimed “minimalism” while living with zero furniture—this episode is for you, king.🎧 In This Episode:🔥 Drafting the Ultimate Broke Guy Survival Pack🤡 “Would You Survive or Tap Out?” (Spoiler: Therapy might be needed)😬 Then or Still? Game — where past chaos meets present mess🛒 Remembering why Target is the final boss of your bank account🧻 Plus: Rico Yoga, crusty pans, and the myth of a functional adult routineFun Fact:If you had one towel, a cracked phone, and a Bluetooth speaker—you were a millennial millionaire.👇 Sound off in the comments:🏆 What’s one thing you did in your 20s that felt normal… but was secretly a cry for help?🎒 What’s the dumbest item in your Broke Guy Starter Pack?😎 Could you survive the Four Loko Shift?👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com💬 Join the chaos IRL(ish):Discord’s open. And yes, you can lurk without guilt:https://discord.gg/E7Ny6nPb📅 New episodes every week on nostalgia, burnout, and millennial survival instincts.Because we’re all just trying to remember if we paid rent.#AdulthoodPending #MillennialSurvival #FunnyPodcast #BrokeGuyStarterPack #ThenOrStill #ComedyPodcast #MillennialLife #FourLokoEra #AdultingFail #PodcastHumor #ZagaAndNick

I Didn’t Know I’d Cry Over Groceries 🛒 | Adulthood Pending This week, Ellie and Julianna unpack the hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) reality of being a millennial trying to function in 2025. From grocery store meltdowns to the tiny chores that feel like Olympic achievements, we’re talking about all the little ways adulthood ambushes you.✨ In this episode:Sticker shock and why eggs cost as much as rentThe hidden costs of “just existing”Our biggest adult wins (and the fails we’d rather forget)The art of romanticizing errands you secretly hateThis Day in Millennial History — reliving July 18th moments that defined a generation🌟 Listener Question: What everyday adult chore makes you feel like you deserve a gold star sticker? Drop your “I’m a responsible grown-up” moments in the comments—we might read yours in the next episode!If you’ve ever cried over a receipt, considered budgeting a form of self-care, or wondered when you became the adult in the room…this one’s for you.👍 Don’t forget to: Subscribe, hit the bell, and leave a review so you never miss an episode!👕 Rep Your Millennial Chaos:Yeah, we made merch. Because if you can’t hang out in real life, you can at least wear the same hoodie and pretend we’re all still cool.👉 Grab your Adulthood Pending tees, hoodies, and other questionable life choices here:👉 ⁠https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com⁠💬 Join our Discord! It’s like the group chat you actually want to keep up with.https://discord.gg/E7Ny6nPb📢 Subscribe & Stick Around:New episodes every week about nostalgia, millennial burnout, and why none of us feel like real adults yet—but at least we’re in this together.👀 Watch, comment, share, and help us feel less alone in this friendship purgatory.#AdulthoodPending #MillennialFriendship #AdultingPodcast #FunnyPodcast #FriendshipAfter25 #MillennialLife #PopCultureNostalgia #GrowingUpMillennial #FriendshipFails #StayConnected#MillennialPodcast #AdultingPodcast #GroceryInflation #FunnyMillennialStories #MillennialBurnout #AdulthoodPending

:👥 Adulthood Pending “Friendships After 25: Are We Still Cool?”Remember when friendship meant sitting in someone’s crusty dorm room eating Hot Pockets at 2 AM? Or making a random road trip because gas was $1.50 and your spine didn’t hurt yet? Those were the days. Now, hanging out feels like coordinating a G7 summit.This week, Zaga, Nick, and Copper break down the awkward, hilarious, and sometimes depressing truth about millennial friendships after 25. We’ll confess to flaking on plans (a lot), ghosting group chats by accident (or on purpose), and why seeing your best friend twice a year somehow counts as “quality time.”If you’ve ever:✔️ Said “Let’s catch up soon!” and never texted back✔️ Had to put “HANG OUT” on your calendar three months in advance✔️ Wondered if you’re a terrible friend because life is just…exhausting—this one’s for you.🎧 In This Episode:💬 The sacred chaos of Group Chats & Growing Pains📱 Long-distance friendships that survive on memes and FaceTime🙈 Flaking without shame because staying in is self-care🥲 The bittersweet realization that adult friendships take actual effort🎬 A throwback to pop culture moments that made us feel like we’d be friends forever (The Marshall Mathers LP, Star Wars: Episode I, Frasier, and Xena)🔥 Fun Fact: Adult friendships are basically like subscription services—if you don’t check in, you still get charged emotionally.👇 Drop a comment and tell us:😬 What’s your biggest friendship fail?📼 What movie, album, or show still makes you think of your old crew?🙌 What’s ONE thing you’d bring back from your 20s if you could?👕 Rep Your Millennial Chaos:Yeah, we made merch. Because if you can’t hang out in real life, you can at least wear the same hoodie and pretend we’re all still cool.👉 Grab your Adulthood Pending tees, hoodies, and other questionable life choices here:👉 ⁠https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com⁠💬 Join our Discord! It’s like the group chat you actually want to keep up with.https://discord.gg/E7Ny6nPb📢 Subscribe & Stick Around:New episodes every week about nostalgia, millennial burnout, and why none of us feel like real adults yet—but at least we’re in this together.👀 Watch, comment, share, and help us feel less alone in this friendship purgatory.#AdulthoodPending #MillennialFriendship #AdultingPodcast #FunnyPodcast #FriendshipAfter25 #MillennialLife #PopCultureNostalgia #GrowingUpMillennial #FriendshipFails #StayConnected

🎆 Adulthood Pending – “Stars, Stripes, and Overcooked Burgers” 🎆This episode is for every millennial who wore Old Navy flag tees, played slip ‘n slide Olympics, and believed Will Smith was the only thing standing between us and total alien domination.Zaga and Nick take you on a hilarious ride through 4th of July nostalgia: backyard BBQ chaos, summer blockbuster marathons (Independence Day, Men in Black, Spider-Man), and the Mandela Effects that shattered our collective memory.We’re talking about the cookout characters you’ll never forget (shout out to Fire Hazard Uncle), the foods that had no business in 90° heat, and why grown-up July 4th feels more like a chore than a celebration.🎤 Topics This Week:🔥 Backyard BBQ Olympics🔥 Summer blockbuster nostalgia🔥 4th of July fashion fails🔥 Grown-up BBQ anxiety🔥 Mandela Effects that will ruin your day👇 Tell us in the comments:💥 What’s your most chaotic 4th of July memory?💥 Which Mandela Effect blew your mind?💥 What BBQ food are you never eating again?🎧 Subscribe for weekly episodes about millennial life, nostalgia, and laughing through the existential dread of adulthood.Don’t forget to hit the bell so you never miss an episode!📱 FOLLOW US:Instagram: ⁠@Adulthood.Pending⁠TikTok: ⁠@AdulthoodPending⁠Tag us when you finally achieve that 5K… or just buy the ice cream you always wanted for breakfast.🛍️ MERCH DROP:Dream in style. Spiral in comfort.Snag your millennial-core gear here:👉 ⁠https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com⁠DISCORD - if you wanna be part of the cool kids! https://discord.gg/E7Ny6nPb#AdulthoodPending #4thOfJulyPodcast #SummerNostalgia #MillennialPodcast #BBQFails #FunnyPodcast #BlockbusterMemories #MandelaEffect #MillennialLife #BackyardBBQLegends #BombPopEnergy #SlipnSlideOlympics #GrownUpProblems #4thofjuly #whiskerdoswhiskerdonts #joedirt

Ever dream of being an astronaut, NBA star, or owning 12 dogs and a gumball machine by age 25?Yeah… same. And also… ouch.In this episode of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick spiral into the dreams we forgot, the goals that ghosted us, and the random bucket list items we might still chase. From MTV Cribs fantasies to adult victories like “finally folding laundry,” we’re unpacking what happened to our childhood ambitions—and what we’re still holding onto (or barely hanging by a thread).🚀 In This Episode:​ Wild kid dreams vs. adult reality checks• “Petty Goals” we SWORE we’d hit (where’s our limo-to-prom moment??)• A debate: Did we peak in 6th grade?• Our chaotic grown-up bucket lists• Listener pipe dreams rated: Still Possible, Shoot Your Shot, or Let it GO, boo.🧠 FAN QUESTION:What was your childhood dream that totally didn’t happen?And what’s on your adult bucket list now?Drop it in the comments—we’re nosy.📱 FOLLOW US:Instagram: @Adulthood.PendingTikTok: @AdulthoodPendingTag us when you finally achieve that 5K… or just buy the ice cream you always wanted for breakfast.🛍️ MERCH DROP:Dream in style. Spiral in comfort.Snag your millennial-core gear here:👉 https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com#AdulthoodPending #DreamsDeferred #MillennialBucketList #ChildhoodDreamsVsReality #PettyGoals #StillPossible #MillennialSpiral #NickAndZaga #BucketListReboot #PodcastHumor #MillennialStruggles #StayPending

Ever vanished mid-text convo? Left a group chat on ‘Read’ for 6 months? Pretended your phone died just to avoid plans? We see you. And we are you.This week, Ellie makes her glorious return to the pod and is joined by our FIRST guest Julianna, as they deep-dive into the art of ghosting—the millennial coping mechanism we pretend is “self-care.” Spoiler: it might be.From unread messages to unsent goodbyes, we’re roasting ourselves, each other, and everyone who’s ever replied with a meme but not a full sentence.📟 In This Episode: • Why ghosting isn’t always cruel (sometimes it’s just cortisol) • The “heart react and vanish” soft ghosting technique • Dating ghost vs. friend ghost: what hurts worse? • “Ghost Protocol”: the unspoken rules of disappearing in 2025 • Mini-game: “Fade Out or Speak Now?” 👻 • Fan stories that made us clutch our phones and scream “TOO REAL”🧠 FAN QUESTION: What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever ghosted someone? Did they say “expresso”? Use Comic Sans in an email? Confess in the comments. You’re among fellow avoidant queens.📱 FOLLOW US FOR MORE CHAOS: Instagram: @Adulthood.Pending TikTok: @AdulthoodPending Tag us when you “accidentally” ignore a text for 17 business days.🛍️ MERCH DROP: Ghost responsibly. Snag your ghost emoji-core hoodie and more: https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com Support the pod, disappear in style.#GhostedAndRoasted #AdulthoodPending #MillennialPodcast #ElliesBack #JuliannaDebut #ReadReceiptsAndRegret #HeartReactAndVanish #TooAnxiousToTextBack #CertifiedAvoidant #SeenAt432PM #NSYNCWasGhostingBeforeItWasCool #StayPending #AIMMemories #MillennialGhostProtocol #GhostEmojiEnergy

Ever cried over Mufasa? Felt something during the Neopets crash? Think AIM sounds should be in museums?Yeah. Same.This week, Zaga and Nick spiral into the emotional side quests of our millennial childhoods. From Game Boys to gut punches — it’s nostalgic chaos.📼 In This Episode:• “Cartoons gave us trauma” starter pack• VHS tapes that hit harder than therapy• Certified Core Memory vs Fever Dream showdown• Listener confessions that unlocked GENUINE emotional damage• The Disney Channel wand intro. Enough said.🧠 FAN QUESTION:What childhood TV or movie moment hit you WAY harder than it should’ve?Drop it in the comments. Bonus points if it’s Land Before Time, Iron Giant, or Ash turning to stone.We’re spiraling together.📱 FOLLOW US FOR MORE CHAOS:Instagram: @Adulthood.PendingTikTok: @AdulthoodPendingTag us & drop your wildest red flag stories in the comments.🛍 MERCH DROPGet your own millennial-core gear, and more:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.comSupport the pod, confuse your boomer relatives.#CoreMemoryUnlocked #AdulthoodPending #MillennialPodcast #NickAndZaga #EmotionalDamage #CartoonTrauma #90sKidsFeelTooMuch #VHSVibes #CertifiedCore #GameBoyTears #BoyMeetsWorldWisdom #StayPending #MillennialMemories #NostalgiaHitsHard #DisneyChannelWand

Dating in 2025 feels like trying to make eye contact during a Hinge date while Mercury’s in retrograde. This week, Nick and Adrianne break down the chaos of modern love — from dealbreakers we used to ignore to the weird red flags we now treat like fire alarms.🎙 Inside This Episode:• First date horror stories• The new rules of ghosting• “Green flags” or just beige lies?• Ne-Yo, The O.C., and the millennial heartbreak starter pack• Fan confessions: “Is this a red flag… or am I just jaded?”📱 FOLLOW US FOR MORE CHAOS:Instagram: @Adulthood.PendingTikTok: @AdulthoodPendingTag us & drop your wildest red flag stories in the comments.🛍 MERCH DROPGet your own millennial-core gear, and more:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.comSupport the pod, confuse your boomer relatives.#MillennialDating #PodcastForMillennials #AdulthoodPending #DatingFails #ModernLove #RedFlags #DatingPodcast #SoSick #GhostedAgain #NickAndAdrianne #HingeFails #DumpsterFireLove #MillennialPodcast #RelationshipHumor #DatingStories #StayPending

This week, Zaga and Adrianne ask the question that every millennial has screamed into the void: “Am I doing this right?”They swap hilarious stories about fake-it-til-you-make-it moments (hello, IKEA instructions), celebrate weird adulting wins (a budget that isn’t in their head!), and share embarrassing fails (RIP to that forgotten gym membership). Plus, they take you down memory lane with millennial throwbacks like Napster, The Sims, and Don’t Phunk With My Heart. 🎶🎙️ Listener question of the week:What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve confidently pretended to know how to do as an adult?Leave a voice note, DM, or tag us—we want to hear it all.📲 Follow us:Instagram – @Adulthood.PendingTikTok – @AdulthoodPending#AdulthoodPending #MillennialPodcast #AdultingWins #AdultingFails #PodcastLaughs #ZagaAndAdrianne #RelatableAF #BudgetLife #NapsterKids #FakeItLife #FunnyPodcast #SpotifyOriginals #AdulthoodUnfiltered

Dial-up internet. Digital pets. Dramatic MySpace music.Nick and Zaga are diving headfirst into the digital chaos of the early 2000s—and loving every second of it.This episode is a love letter to the awkward, incredible, emotional mess that was growing up as a millennial. From pretending to code your MySpace profile to giving your computer 14 viruses thanks to LimeWire... it was the best of times, the worst of WiFi.🎙️ In this episode:​AIM away messages that were basically therapy​The trauma of your Tamagotchi dying during math class​Pop culture nostalgia from May 23–29 (Taylor, Nemo, Buffy, and more!)​Cringe, chaos, and comfort in all the best ways👕 Check out our nostalgic new merch drop here: 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @adulthood.pending📲 Follow us on TikTok: @adulthoodpending

Turning 30? Already there? You're not alone.This episode is a reflective (and hilarious) breakdown of the most valuable lessons we learned in our 20s—and what we’re carrying into our 30s. From boundaries and budgeting to therapy and relationship realness, it’s all on the table.✨ Featuring:Our biggest adulting wins (and fails)A nostalgic dive into this week in millennial historyThe difference between what we thought adult life would look like vs. the messy realityFollow for more episodes every week about millennial life, chaos, growth, and all the moments in between.Let’s figure it out… together.