Vampire Sperm Count / Computer Boobs / Limpotent

from Shitpost Mortem · host Amy and Beth

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Automated machine for kicking ass/chewing bubble gum / Vampire doing a sperm count / What if a computer had boobs / Beth's brand new word, "limponent" / TI: a keyboard that only has ctrl, c, x, and v (from Zack W.) / Plushie with a knife / Omegaverse hormones / Jondom / Playing the San Jose Strut whenever you cum / Making up a new vowel UPDATE: tiny steam engine that charges your phone is real! see youtuber blondihacks. thanks to listener pastry for telling us https://youtu.be/Y2UEY04lKSU

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