EPISODE · Jun 28, 2026 · 6 MIN
VAULT: Simon’s Awkward Massage Encounter! 💆♂️🧴 The Hilariously Uncomfortable Reality of His Session with Edward!
from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club · host rova | More FM
Is there anything genuinely more stressful than trying to "relax" during an incredibly awkward, boundary-crossing massage? 😬❌ We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you another timeless, laugh-out-loud classic while the team takes a well-deserved break! 🗝️📻 Simon leaves the studio in complete stitches after detailing a hilarious, deeply uncomfortable massage session with a therapist named Edward. From the agonizing silent gaps to the utter panic of overthinking every single movement, Simon transforms what should have been a peaceful spa morning into a total comedy of errors. Lana, Speedy, and Bondy waste no time jumping in with their own rules of massage etiquette and worst-case relaxation disasters! Missing the live show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova to keep your feed locked with our best ever clips
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VAULT: Simon triggers absolute chaos in the studio as he breaks down the hilariously awkward, overthought, and deeply uncomfortable details of his massage session with Edward.
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