Venom (2018)

That's right freaks, geeks, and skidmark streaks, it's officially half past Marvel, and your favorite auto-pilot fart machines Maisie and Tim are back and slimier than ever with the hottest film of 2006, Sony Presents: Eminem Presents: "Venom"! And boy, oh boy, does this movie bring you exactly what you need. You're looking for a sweaty, disgusting Tom Hardy raw-gnawing live lobsters? Venom has you covered! You looking for a queer-coded film about crisis of identity and goo? Uh, weirdly yeah, Venom's got you! Are you looking for a two hour escape from the vacuum of existence, which painfully slowly draws the breath from your lungs in excruciating but inevitable fashion, rarely giving you glimpses of oxygen in the form of flittering glory and adulation? Venom has a big long tongue!