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The Marvel-less Ms. Maisie
by tmbridge13
Maisie Laud has embarrassingly never seen a Marvel movie. Tim Bridge has embarrassingly seen every Marvel movie at least more than once. Join these two comedians in Maisie's first time journey through the MCU!
Episodes
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
We are back and more distracted as ever! Your favorite two globs of ravager scum Maisie and Tim are finally back in your earholes this time discussing the newest Marvel garble Guardians 3! I don't feel like writing one of those dumb long descriptions for the episode! Listen to the podcast and…
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X2: X-Men United (2003)
"SHINK!" your dinks and get ready to bink cuz your two favorite stink pinks Maisie and Tim are back and more mutated than ever for the second X-Men movie directed by no one at all why do you ask?! That's right, it's X2: X-Men United! And this episode's got everything you could possibly want;...
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X-Men (2000)
Get ready to turn your least favorite U.S. Senator into goo, because your two favorite genetic freaks Maisie and Tim are back and cornier than ever to fling ourselves back to the groovy year of 2000 to discuss [DIRECTOR REDACTED]'s "X-Men"! And this movie's got everything, the mutant X gene, the...
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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
Well shrink my dink! If it isn't your favorite two Mechanized Organisms Designed Only for Crapping (M.O.D.O.C) Maisie and Tim back at it again discussing which was a bigger disaster: the series of increasingly dangerous chemical poison train derailment fires in the United States or Marvel…
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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
Put on your chubbs and get ready to glub cuz it's your two favorite hidden deposits of dookie Maisie and Tim back at it again with another episode about the impossible task of a movie Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. This episode has everything you could possibly want: mediocre podcast editing, a...
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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (2022)
It's time to slip into something a little more comfortable because we're mean, green, and riddled with crippling seasonal depression but still had to watch She-Hulk. Your two favorite deconstructed garbage dumps Maisie and Tim are back with a new episode all about our pronouns She/Hulk: Attorney…
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
What's up you goo-loving freaks?! It's officially half-past-goo and your favorite wrinkled skin donkeys Maisie and Tim are here-coded, queer-coded, and ready to talk about Venom: Let There Be Carnage! Is Woody Harrelson doing his best Woody Harrelson impression? You betcha! Does Venom say...
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Morbius (2022) w/ Jared Hall
Hop on a boat to international waters and leave your watches and clocks at the door cuz no matter where we are in the day, we know that it's Morbin' Time! Morbius AKA "What We DON'T in the Shadows" is the hellish Marvel-adjacent being toted today and joining your two favorite barely living...
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Venom (2018)
That's right freaks, geeks, and skidmark streaks, it's officially half past Marvel, and your favorite auto-pilot fart machines Maisie and Tim are back and slimier than ever with the hottest film of 2006, Sony Presents: Eminem Presents: "Venom"! And boy, oh boy, does this movie bring you exactly...
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Ms. Marvel (2022)
Long-time follower, listeners, nerds, and freaks: on this historic day of days, I announce to you and yours that this podcast is ALL CAUGHT UP BABYYYYYYY! Your favorite molten lava bubbles Maisie and Tim are back and bored-er than ever to shine a crystalline light on Marvel's newest power player,...
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Moon Knight (2022)
Make sure your gibbous is fully waxed and summon your finest suit, because this week your favorite crumbling gaseous debris sacks Maisie and Tim are here to discuss Marvel's limpd1ck approach to mental health and Egyptology, Moon Knight! Gather all your zealots and tell 'em to smell it! We've got…
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Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Sit back, relax, and get ready for the biggest disappointment of your life, because your two favorite stop-motion animated pieces of crap Maisie and Tim are here with a fresh, hot, still-in-theaters romp: that's right it's "Thor: Guns and Roses" starring everyone's favorite hunk Melissa McCarthy....
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Hawkeye (2021)
Quiver me timbers! It's another episode of two frick dang butts chugging the latest sweet, hot Marvel, and this time, it's personal, AKA Maisie and Tim watch Disney+ Presents: Marvel Presents: Jeremy Renner's App Presents: Hawkeye! And you'd better sharpen your arrows to see if this bonanza of...
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Eternals (2021)
Alright, listen up chumps! Cuz your absolute number one and number two dirtbag freakazoids Maisie and Tim have finally caved and decided to watch Chloe Zhao's Marvel's Disney's Lee Daniels' ETERNALS, a movie so bold and ambitious in its brave quest to forgo Marvel traditions of making some sort…
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Buckle up for safety you rotting corpses, because you just got wizard zipped into the Multiverse of Madness! Maisie and Tim move their fingers in a weird way and found themselves watching a Marvel movie in theaters TOGETHER for the FIRST TIME! Has Tim ruined Maisie's life? Is Maisie still going…
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) w/ Aliya Waldman
Attention all freaks screaming into the void: it's once again Marvel o'clock at the Maisie and Tim palace, and this time they're joined by culinary Spider-head Aliya Waldman (@the_aliya_rose) to talk about the web-slinging, hash-slinging slasher that is Spider-Man: No Way Home! And just like a...
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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Hey there cats and dogs are you ready to snarl and meow? Because it's your favorite couple of human dung beetles Maisie and Tim back at it again talking about Shang Chi and the Legend of Them Ten Thangs! Your cohosts are genuinely delirious this episode as they try to barrel through another…
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Black Widow (2021)
Buckle up your seatbelts for safety you dumb children, because it's Grand Theft Auto: Weiss City in Marvel Studios Presents: Black Widow's Younger Sister is Cool, rated PG-13. Maisie and Tim (AKA your worst frickin' nightmares) saunter through ScarJo's Marvel swan song, it's so crazy how she's…
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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
Take your expectations and buck them barns out the dang window because your two favorite sentient bowls of dookie Maisie and Tim are suffering through another Captain America story, this time without Chris Evans to look at to tide us over... It's The Falcon and The Winter Soldier baby, you know...
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Loki: Season 1 (2021)
"Wow!" - Owen Wilson, but also... Maisie and Tim? Your favorite two dumb bags of trash are back yet again this time navigating Tommy Hiddlesburgh and his magic woman self through the completely not confusing entity that is the Sacred Timeline. Will they kiss? Are the Time Keepers actually Mermaid...
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WandaVision (2021)
Don't touch that dial you crazy jacks and wackadoodles because Maisie is confused, but also crying? Your favorite freaks Tim and Maisie are back this time discussing Disney+'s WandaVision only on Disney+ (Trademark Disney+). Is this a different dimension? A flashback? A world in which we are cool...
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Buckle up your spider-belts ya freaks and geeks because it's Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss season starring none other than Jakey Gygs and the spooder duders AKA "Maisie and Tim talk about the 2019 film Spider-Man: Far From Home", it's got bits on bits and J.B. Smoove - call your parents and tell...
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Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Where we're going we don't need Rhodes! Maisie and Tim tackle Avengers: Death Stop and Marvel and the Marvel of it all! Is it Maisie's favorite Marvel movie of all time? Yes. You don't really have to listen if you don't want to. DEATH STOP!
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Captain Marvel (2019)
For the first time in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we have a film led by a woman and let me tell you, IT. IS. FINE! Maisie and Tim tell Brie Larson to "smile, toots" as they watch Captain Marvel, a film with surprisingly good CGI and surprisingly terrible prosthetics. MAR-VELL! YON-DU!…
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Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Maisie and Tim suffer through the slapdash plot of Ant-Man and the Wasp, hoping to god this is the last time we're asked to care about Michael Douglas's family. Keep an eye out for the spec script they're writing that's just two and a half hours of Luis. The small things get big and the big…
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Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
ITS DA BIG ONE! Maisie and Tim tackle Thanos and his drag queen advisors in Marvel's big ol' crossover story! They talk about how stupid Doctor Strange is, lament the loss of all our fallen comrades (but only for like a movie and a half), and encourage Thanos to explore his body instead of...
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Black Panther (2018) w/ Xavier Berry
Comedian Xavier Berry joins Maisie and Tim to talk 2018's massive super mega hit Black Panther and it cannot be overstated how much Xavier's and comic book knowledge helps counter the fact that Maisie watched this whole movie thinking Martin Freeman was Jeremy Renner! Ruthkanda Forever!
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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Tim and Maisie finally reach a good Thor movie and it's the most exciting episode yet: Tim is recording while COVID-positive! Maisie has thoughts on Jeff Goldblum! Everyone in this movie is so hot! Podcasts!
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Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) w/ Charlie Laud and Matt Laud
Tim is significantly out-Lauded this week with special guests Charlie and Matt Laud joining their sister Maisie to talk about SCHPIDAMAAAAAAN! From New York accents to Joe Pesci impressions, which are the same thing, Timmy and Da Lauds tell ol' Tommy Holland we're walkin' here! Dear God.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2016)
Maisie and Tim watch Tim's favorite MCU movie and fawn over baby Groot and also the hilarious way Sly Stallone chose to pronounce "Yondu"! Mr. Blue Sky? More like Mr. Good Movie! Idk, man, is anyone even listening to this?
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Doctor Strange (2016)
In perhaps the most relevant episode, Maisie and Tim talk "Daddy" Doc Strange. "Is This Medically Possible?" More like "Is This Magically Possible?" They talk nauseating special effects, hilariously over-the-top acting, and also how despite all that the movie's pretty good! Who would've thought?
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Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Maisie and Tim talk Captain America: Civil War, a movie Tim assumed Maisie would like and wouldn't you know she absolutely hated it
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Ant-Man (2015)
Maisie and Tim, in their SMALLEST episode yet (?) talk about Ant-Man, the movie where the cop's name is Paxton and it's a mouthful! Also, Paul Rudd shrinks to the size of an ant but his voice doesn't get all helium-y? Not okay!
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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Maisie and Tim struggle through the worst Avengers movie in "Weekend at Ultron's". They talk about how stupid the Hulk/Black Widow romance is, how fun it is to talk like James Spader, and celebrate that they never have to watch another Joss Whedon movie!
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Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) w/ Mike Thomas
Hilarious comedian Mike Thomas joins Maisie and Tim to try to talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but mostly find themselves talking about Drax the Destroyer's piercing and beautiful eyes
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Tim helps Maisie understand what in the heck is going on with Thirst Trap Cap and the gang in 'Captain America: Cold War' with Robert Redford as The Sting!
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Thor: The Dark World (2013) w/ Natalie Miller
Maisie and Tim welcome their first guest to the podcast by watching the god awful Thor: The Dark World with Natalie Miller (co-owner of Vermont Comedy Club). Join the three comedians as they discuss how nothing makes sense, everything is bad, and nothing matters (in the movie, of course)!
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
Maisie and Tim discuss how mean Tony Stark (aka Tony Hawk) is to children, the medical impossibility of Extremis, and Hollywood's insistence on feeding us hot, evil, blonde men when all we want is more Ben Kingsley
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Marvel‘s The Avengers (2012)
Maisie and Tim have officially made it through Phase One of the MCU! Join the comedians this week as they talk about worthless pissbaby director Joss Whedon's 'The Avengers'
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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Maisie and Tim discuss the MCU's introduction of Captain America and answer the age-old question 'Who's creepier: Red Skull or CGI skinny Chris Evans?'
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Thor (2011)
Maisie and Tim ride the Rainbow Bridge to Asgard and try desperately to talk about Kenneth Branagh's "Thor" but find themselves embroiled more in discussions about all the children's Christmastime movies Thor makes Maisie think of.
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
Maisie and Tim make an immediate return to Iron Man where they bask in the glory of Mickey Rourke's "Rachel from FRIENDS" haircut!
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The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Maisie and Tim watch 2008's "The Incredible Hulk", a movie that both they and Edward Norton never want to talk about again
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Iron Man (2008)
Maisie and Tim launch into their MCU adventure with 2008's "Iron Man" which has aged very sexist-ly.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Maisie Laud has embarrassingly never seen a Marvel movie. Tim Bridge has embarrassingly seen every Marvel movie at least more than once. Join these two comedians in Maisie's first time journey through the MCU!
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