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This is what happens folks. Yes. What it's not a daytime You already knew the creep of the night has yeah, the sun's going down brothers Nasty in here absolutely sinful each you may say how come you got you guys always talk about the daytime recordings Why don't you do that? Well guess what mind your own business?
That's why fucking business for once pipe down Don't you know, it's nighttime recording and you're gonna speak over us over us an hour in our podcast house You must have lost your goddamn mind Most vile hopstart Noodles and then now we're fucking lecturing them well sometimes they should act it up I don't think that anybody needs to have explained the topic is waiting. Yeah, you guys know this concept from every episode We've ever put out so demerit the movie. Let's get that out of the way. I don't need to hear any jokes about dinkook movie Yes, the was it dinkook is a no no no no that's Ryan Reynolds Is that the same memory with those guys look too much alike?
I don't think you're allowed of course Yeah, okay, that's a bad movie. Well. He has three that has an ellipsis after it that movie does oh it sure does Interesting anyways, this is this is the time of the podcast that we've talked about the movie waiting We will not speak on it no more. It's a stinky flick.
There's no way. We won't but okay, so keep it coming a cup Okay, just real quick on waiting bro. Damn it. Do you you've seen this movie only on Comedy Central?
I think I saw it in theaters when it came out. Yeah, well you love you love Andy Milinakis. So that makes sense First category for waiting. What are we what are we waiting for and then I can't think of a single other topic?
No, no, we'll get there. Don't don't worry your little noggin. Okay What are we waiting for? Well, they're tell me tell me I put I put a few moments of thought into this Which is more than I can say that I've done for any task I've ever attempted in my entire life I think that very quite litest waiting cuz like there's no good waiting maybe there is maybe we haven't uncovered it yet But if you must wait, I feel like Like a far-off date right like an album release or a movie You live your life while you're waiting.
No, I'm saying you're not just like in line Oh line is okay Okay, okay, okay, so you named a couple things and I want to put them individually So we just say a far-off date like that's the whole podcast but okay movie is a breeze It comes they all come so fast unless it's doing part two and they keep moving that goddamn release Well, don't oh please don't forget about my beloved avatar franchise which continues to delay for until the next millennia Jim's Cameron will certainly be dead by the time these last films release A movie release is a breeze you're right about that movie show album. It'll be there before you know it correct I think you said date I'm gonna say date is it too cuz that sometimes you get that weight going for that first date and you start to get a little bit And season your pancies I did say I did say date, but I meant like a calendar date Oh, so I'm talking about like hey, we matched on Tinder and we're gonna go to the we're gonna go to the zoo on Sunday And it's and it's too. Yeah, I mean for me. That's unbearable.
I hate dates Yeah, but what about the waiting for the date, bro? God the worst part come on I get a little excited It gets me all yeah, I mean fine. I get that dude. How about this one you about when people wait to have sex until they're married Obviously that's a one okay, so okay, so we've laid a little groundwork there.
I want to introduce another category how To cope with waiting I got a maybe so bad it's even demerit not very quickly waiting for your food I'm hungry. Yeah, it's unbearable that way sometimes the the Graphic the chart the advanced stats right of of my sort of patience my emotions I should say when I'm waiting for food there is in the immediate depending on how hungry I am there is an immediate excitement Where I put in my order and I'm like, oh, I can't wait I can't wait to get those tasty little apps I can't wait who they're gonna bring out those all those almost right away. They must I'm sure they're just sitting there in a little tin Please bring it all and then there is the steepest drop off there is like a critical mass that is hit within I don't know Six minutes maybe not maybe it's three and you're just like hey, did they forget about us? Did they where's our food?
It's got to be somewhere right dude. I got forgotten this morning. Oh, you got forgot Oh my god demerit to get forgotten oh For people enter a coffee shop one of them gets like a matcha thing with it's like a clue mystery you're setting up here Okay, go on to get latte is one of them Wabu gets iced coffee guess who's drinking show up? And I had a weenie my way over Little wabu how about when you apologize to someone else for them for getting you I know all the time It sucks and I would say like I don't know seven out of ten times is like they're like oh, you know what?
I'm so sorry. We'll get that right to you and then those three times. They're like yeah, I see bad I see it man. I see it's all it's coming just got away, and I'm like oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I didn't mean it Please also like those situations are usually it's like oh, I don't know Maybe the reason I thought I got forgotten is because the ten people after me all got their food and I didn't so maybe it's not so crazy that I'm Yes, and you go and they're like no sorry the croissant takes extra long to cut so we can't years is Do it with like a fucking said that Microsoft wasn't out because I would first of all say why are you cutting Then I would say How big is it they cut it? It's a regular-sized croissant, but they cut it like a pizza pie and they gotta get all these little Slastic butter knife yeah, because it's got to that's how they do it in France How about how bad it is when you're dealing with and like not just standard but like significant delivery delays Okay, DoorDash has been sitting there forever and then the driver's dropping something else off first and you know you know Your food's gonna be cold. Yeah, so I think okay. I think this is worthy of its own category, and this is like a additional Obstacles maybe I think there's something better will come but right now additional obstacles.
That one the like any oh my god, dude we order delivery like I don't know once a week once every other week and like I Feel like we just have the worst luck with that shit where it's like there wait But the restaurant said it's ready and you're not even you haven't even dropped off the other food Why did they assign you to this please? So delivery lame to complain about DoorDash, but I know it's true Delivery driver taking food stamps now. I'll give them a shout out for that one. Oh, that's pretty good Yeah, I mean also maybe that's a definition of income you don't money don't need to be spending if you're on food stamps Yeah, but yeah, I don't know people gotta eat you gotta do yeah, I think um So we got we ordered salads the other night and they you know we know we really Get unlucky with like oh, they forgot the drink.
Oh man. We ordered fries and they forgot the fries like always forget the fries They ate the fries right well. I got a new one for you They forgot the salad dressing for her two salads. So what you've given us is a pile of inedible mess There's no I can't I can't sit like I need salad without the drug and they They yeah, we do and we did use it, but it's not the intent.
It's not the way God wanted that salad to be a 10 And and there was room in that you know they put the little container in the salad the container dressing in the salad container There was room for it too like you could see where it once was oh, yeah So we told them and they were like we'll give you $10. We're like no dude No, you gave us this no good food and they were like best we could do is we could send you a repeat order and we're like Yeah, okay, so then we just had a lot of salad That's the best type of salad to have yeah Hot one the other day we ordered some okay, and only cakes came okay Yeah, that is I called the restaurant I said hey, I think I just did a postmates and there maybe only one Pokemon there and they're like oh yeah, it's still here. Oh You know they maybe I got the ultimate obstacle yeah cutters in line brov. Oh my don't even speak of them here in this holy place of our pocket I think for every person in a line that you cut that is an inch of your body.
I should be able to chop off correct correct One inch at a time also cut one person. That's one finger. I cut let me let me ask you something I'm gonna give you two situations, and I want to tell you I want you to tell me which one boils your blood more Yeah, okay both at the scene for me both times you're at an amusement park and we'll talk about that in a second We'll put a pin in that but like waiting for a line at a musical You're waiting for that big fucking rise of the resistance that you know you've been in line already whatever so one is You see you witness people cut in front of you and it's like let's say it's like Four people joining friends or is this like a straight-up cut each joining friends? Oh hey doesn't exist right?
Have you ever seen so much like cut yeah, you don't see those people because they operate in the shadows those are assassins and fucking rogues And they just move in the dark yeah, it's four people and we're gonna even say to make it a little bit more annoying It's teenagers right and it's like they all roll up They all have a bunch of merch that they just bought and they're one friend that's just been in line It's like oh no my friends let them on through please okay, so that's an area one scenario two is You see someone you know and they're in the front of line. They say hey just come on up. Come on up. Hey Oh, I know that guy hey what no wilder come over here Honestly, I thought you're gonna go the opposite way which is maybe the worst one someone that knows you comes up Fucking panic attack hey, dude.
You want can I get you want to get me in here? No? They don't even say it they just walk out. Hey man.
What's up? Oh, I've been on the honda mansion forever. Oh God that's the worst one obviously let's go back to what are we waiting for well since we're just talking about it I'm using a park very pretty good of course Now lines are cool now on some rides like they figured out how to make lines good kind of you talk you can talk It's not the end of the world you can head up or whatever people do it'll it'll it'll be fine. I you know what kills me fucking Taking off in a plane dude.
Oh like the line to board. Oh, huh? Yeah, it's not a great one Anything airport related stinks especially or like how about when the plane lands and that fucking 75 minutes They need to take to open the door. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, all airport I think we can group airport is one because the whole situation is waiting right security is waiting waiting to board Oh, yeah, I'm another bad one.
You're a concert the opener is done fucking just get on with it that period of waiting for The act that you're there to see to start oh my god Yeah, that is a one it's not it's and standing there There's no better proof that that is such a miserable experience than the fact that without fail 100% of the time You'll wait 10 minutes and then like a sound guy will come out and everyone will cheer this like Random like bill comes out and they're like oh my god. Yes life Jesus Horrible big time sucks Contour to start like the movies if it's a 8 p.m. Show even on the fucking stage of goddamn 759 slinging that guitar on your neck Yeah, I don't this is that we've talked about this But this is something I don't understand about the NBA don't tell me tip off is 7 when we should cut to the game at 7 and they're in warm-ups They haven't gone back to the locker room and done intros yet. Yeah Liars you absolutely fucking liars.
I think waiting for the game is too because like it's gonna be fun and you more or less No, exactly when it's gonna start the thing that's about the concert is like are they back there? Are they alive? I don't know nobody knows the game you know is gonna is What are some lines? So obviously to to order food.
I don't think is as bad as waiting for your food. Yeah, so food after You I guess all food I think yeah all food is a two, but you're right like waiting You mean like waiting in line at the jock in the box. Yeah, they're talking about can I actually tell you a very quite Wait, maybe that's related to food. Yeah, what do you feel about the drive-through line?
I guess as long as it's not one of those bonkers in and out ones I think that it's like you got your tunes going. Yeah, it's fine I mean that I like the system I order at this I order here. I pick up my food there It's very clear and direct I pay at this window like I don't know I like yeah, you know what I do not like in the drive-through line I'm going McDonald's and this fucking double have you seen this shit? That's everywhere the double order window lanes Is it to like alleviate traffic is that what's going on?
Yeah? There's like McDonald's a lot of locations have put like a second window so you split off into two lanes and then you re-emerge into Yes, yes chaos. Yeah, we I think Chick-fil-A does that a lot. Yes.
We just experienced that at Dutch bros actually but Dutch bros Dutch bros I was gonna go have like 10 million flavors and it's only a drive-through. There's no interior I don't think of any of these Dutch bros only time for driving a Dutch bros just crank you full of sugar and fucking cream That's every single drink My sister gets her drinks orders. I'm half sweet They call it and I you take a drink it is still like you just drinking pure sugar. They all a bunch of slurk I sleep with the call but oh my god.
What are we waiting for dude traffic? Hate yeah, I mean obviously, you know, I was born in it more than my So I okay here. I I have a medium relation I like to me traffic was not an unexpected occurrence You know what I mean? It's like I know how long I'm going to be traveling today because I know how long the traffic will take yeah I mean, it's not a matter of not expecting traffic can go to fucking hell like you're driving right on a road trip Or like a fucking slowdown that is crazy.
I just if I'm already aware. It's gonna happen. I'm fine Oh to me there is not even though I know every single day like clockwork exactly how my commute home is gonna be after working for Six seven eight hours to like then sit in my car and go five miles an hour for an hour in ten minutes I don't care if I know it's happening or not. There's not a more miserable experience Yeah, I mean, I think it's a two a two for this guy.
It's just you know, oh God that's about it's by insane. It's you know, I I actually Even sometimes didn't mind it because that's sort of my little sit in the thinking time, you know Only so much I can think yeah, I mean I've already thought up all my thoughts for the week on Monday morning But I also suspect this is a wilder has when is the last time you had a regular commute like divide nine? Mmm. No, the job I was working at that right the fire to strengthen.
Oh, right. I guess it's out of you crawl through West Hollywood Which is terrible and in fact, I even changed my hours so that I could avoid that but okay, so you do okay But I mean bro, what am I supposed to listen to my dark tower audio books not on my commute from my bed to my other bedroom I would have come with waiting. I think podcast is probably a three podcast an audio book probably a three Yeah, I mean book even like that's what you're doing on the flight Vid I mean like what are you waiting at home like that's ideal right maybe location? I don't need to do that But if you're at home, that's a great place to wait for something you got all your stuff.
Yeah, it's true I'm a tears of the kind down there. Yeah, okay, so this is something I'm gonna say how to cope with waiting games solo is Three it group to me is a two because yeah, I mean it's for me. It's a classic power outage. That's a way.
Oh god Huge one dude. We can't you know we cannot escape the topic of power like pretty pretty much right after we did that episode Yeah, it's gravel So what are we waiting for power outage? I think it's a two to be honest. No, I hate it.
I hate it if I give traffic to I'm giving you fine. That's this is where we're conceiting what about waiting for a long movie of finish, dude. Oh my god Oh, yeah, that's that's when you're like you like you take a little sneak at your phone just to like see And then you do the calculation. Oh, okay.
There's 25 minutes over. Yes. Yes And then you're like oh my god. There's an hour left of this fucking movie Yeah long movie to me is a two because it's like there are so much worse things.
It's not as bad as airport But it sucks. I have a metering the flash which I saw that's unfortunate and also a prison of your own doing But speaking of that dude waiting. This is a specific line waiting in line at the bathroom Gotta be a one to me when you got that piss coming. Yeah, I don't This is more of a What a house party or like well, I'm thinking like fairly quick Yeah, I'm thinking of like when you are at this happened to New York a lot when you would be out of bar that had two single occupancy bathrooms Yeah, I mean like shitty clubby places.
Yes where it's like or just dive bars where like some one of the bathrooms People are using one of the ones people are doing cocaine or they're out of order or whatever and you're playing that game Or you're trying to keep an eye on it from your table and then people keep fucking sharking you Yes Or there's just a fat line because somebody's like taking a duke in there or something and you're just doing the little wriggle And there's like eight people in front of you. You're like there's no way. I just have to go out and pee on the street There's I'm just oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah How about waiting in line at the post office? Oh no don't like that.
I think any Government lines which so like DMV post office all of that is gotta be a one right grocery store stinks to is grocery store I would maybe argue grocery stores at least you get like you could look at whatever free shit magazines Maybe you look at whatever sometimes when it gets crazy and you're out like the lines like out into the fucking aisles Yeah, that's that hell on earth Yes, I mean we've already talked about the trader Joseph Brooklyn the whole thing is a line You just get it lined and then shop horrible. Here's a good line break with barbecue. Yeah, because you go in line for six hours Night a great time. Yeah, and you go in Knowing the exact scenario that's about to a fold.
There's no I mean that's I think a bonus point in general the weight is anticipated Right, you know, it's coming. I want to go back to a point I was making about playing games together there was a moment in time for like a year where every Single person on earth felt the need to play heads up while they were waiting in any line at all and I It got tough to me to watch people Like there was a we were we were at there's a need to be in a loud environment Like you can't just be like the only sound can't just be coming from your fucking heads up I agree I got in on that in Disneyland lines a couple times and it really wasn't bad because I felt like no one could hear or was paying attention to us Yes, I agree with that however I also like the I was there like the win that for like Ellen fucking put it on our show and everyone's like oh We should all be playing this game So we were in line for Pirates Caribbean and I shit you not like a dozen different groups of people were doing heads up all at one time bad And it was yeah, it felt like I was in a like a I was being pranked or something. It was too much And I enjoy that game. That's a fun.
I love you That game is so medium, bro. The minute you hit more than like two or three people. It's absolute fucking chaos people are just screaming at you I don't know who to listen to I don't know who to look at Yeah, and it's like it's to me. It's like a it's how Stupid cards against you me and I always goes where it's just like it no matter how fun it gets with that group of people You are going to play it too long like when you stop playing it's going to be because it got incredibly unfund and everyone lost Crazy it's crazy like there's always the one final game that fucking rips and then the next one absolutely does not match And you can't you'll never know Retire on top like man.
Wasn't that such a good game of apples apples. Let's stop why? Because what if the next one stinks We're not waiting for an online delivery like Amazon shipment that to me is if that's like a three because I just I feel I do it so much now, which is another privilege. I think I say we're just like I just honestly I forget about it, and then it's a little surprise I hear a little ding dong at the door and I go Oh, what is that?
I opened up the toilet paper I ordered very I mean, I mean, yeah, I'm a little treat for me my dove body. So cool. Oh bro. We're hearing back from a job fucking good I know that one's got a punishment worse on earth.
Oh, yeah I guess it's got to be a one-huh cuz the problem is with that one is there's such a Like there's this opportunity where it might be sick as fuck right? You might yeah So I think it's gotta be a tune and you have no idea what you're supposed to like it could be a month It could be a day. Oh my god. It's so open-ended.
It's horrible and you care so much. Yeah, I maybe it's a one But man so bad getting the good news. Yeah, but the weight is fucking hell I got another one for you waiting on like medical test results. Oh Lord.
Yeah, obviously the buzzed as it gets How about being a pregnant woman? That's a long wait. Oh an area of expertise where we are absolutely seems like everyone's pretty much ready for that whole process to be done Huh? Yeah, but there are some some gals.
That's great are like, you know, this is the best thing ever awesome. Enjoy it I think that seems like a really long time. Yeah, I'm gonna long long wait. I'm gonna say it's two in my personal experience Yeah, yeah, okay additional obstacles.
Let's talk about like the things that extend the wait time the ride breaks down To me that sucks, but it's a two because like yeah, well, I'll just go to another ride You know what I mean? Like it's that's not like the end of the world like incompetent employee, you know Like someone some idiots holding up the line because this guy I think a incompetent employee is So frustrating man. It's really tough. I want to give it a two person's a teenager.
I want to oh my god That's the movie theater we go to right fucking idiot Mongrels that work there take 85 minutes to pour a Pepsi or Put a fucking single hot dog into a cup, you know what I mean? Okay, I'm gonna say incompetent employee is a two because I think a three for how to cope with waiting is talking shit Would you agree? Yeah, but like it doesn't make me feel better. Oh, it makes me feel so much better I just sit there and be like look at this fucking Bing bong and his mullet I'm just seething and I'm not even burning like he doesn't even know I'm burning him You know what I'm saying?
I put talking shit as a two and incompetent boy. Yeah, it's good. It's fine It just doesn't fix it Can I tell you what's worse than an incompetent employee is to me an incompetent Custom fucking guy in front of me at the grocery store today paid for his all his groceries with change that he counted out individually Oh, he I watch this whole fucking thing happen And there are people behind me in line. Oh that sucks when you're waiting because of something you can't even be mad Yeah, that one's tough too for sure like a like a family with a bunch of kids and you're just like whatever you have kids Yeah, okay Here's a horrible one for incompetent customer when you're in line at like a deli and you're you know I don't know it's nine ten people beat let's say and you know you're you're almost up in the person That's in front of you gets in front of the line goes What is the what is the ham and cheese?
Oh? Like I will never happen to me because I go into a panic of that moment I am so ready to order by the time I get there Otherwise, I will get in the back of the line my fucking self. Yeah, I agree How about when they you're so ready like your little good God? We are such fucking virgins.
You're so ready to order you have all your special thing and then you get to the front They go just so you know the roast beef. We're out Like a small panic attack and then the second thing you try they're also out of oh my god so many times I've been like okay, what do you have yeah, and then they list it and you don't want any of it You want to just like fucking leave I guess I'll have the fried green tomato sandwich then oh fucking piss dude. That's hooks What about big group in front of you as an officer? Yeah, I mean I think it's a two.
It's it's what's the situation I mean I think sometimes like a big group in front of you like say at a restaurant You're waiting to be you're waiting to like order and then you realize that sure that five of the six people in front of you Are a big group and that always somehow always takes longer because then you got them up there and they're like How are we gonna pay all know you know what then me half and then he'll do half on his gift card and it's like oh my fucking god Dude, I'm gonna kill everyone of you what about waiting. Oh god. This is a bad one waiting for your turn to speak publicly Like in class or like you know everyone Talent show or something you know what I mean you're up next oh my god my heart is pounding Yeah, that's it's tough because part of me wants to say it too because like that is one where second It's done the relief is so it's when you're next to me Right where it's like you're so anxious. You're so hype you do it and you're like, yes, it's done.
I did it I have to me. It's a huge one, but maybe you'll disagree one bro. You you live with your beloved chosen partner You ever you ever got to wait for her like a lot. I hate being late, bro I hate being late me too.
I need to be on time. It's so easy to be on time Yes in this modern world where you could look at Google Maps I want to get there exactly 720 and it'll tell you when you need to leave is a one. Yeah What's the worst part is okay, let me I just want to I want to I want to I want to clear the air a little bit here Because we're gonna I'm gonna be in a heap of trouble when this one gets released but luckily mine doesn't listen I'll say like okay shows it seven probably leave it like I know 615 okay, and then it's 610 Dishes I think huh she goes. Well, I just want to come home to dirty dishes like oh for sure I get that I probably should have taken care of those So how does it matter I got him and then it's 615 She's gonna run the garbage out real quick well, okay?
Not what we agreed on I just I don't know about because right now is actually the critical mass sort of time I cannot be late. I just cannot be late. Oh, we are we are often so so often like arriving right on time to the movie Which is by the way not on time because we can get your poop corn don't you? You get your soty pop don't you get you get comfy in your seats?
I still want to have time to watch the Matt Damon crypto concomer. Yes I want to see Nicole Kidman talk about how heartbreak feels in this very place Yes, we'll get there show time to 725. We're rolled up at like we park at 725. She's like I'm gonna get popcorn for fucking whom Why what is this what do you do?
So yeah waiting for your spouse the worst and it's the worst because you can't all you got to do It's the problem is you want to be a good supportive person and say you go I love you Like mail like mail though like what about like your own report card is that something that goes through the mail still my god Not anymore, but that those days are tough, huh? It's when you know intercept those when you know the bad days coming yeah report card is did you ever successfully intercept one yes, I did but it all the damn time But I mine was I was pulling a parachute that I knew had holes in it and it was that I was getting my grades were so Of course bad that I was getting kicked off the football team But that report card was coming that report card arrived at on like a Thursday and it was like October 30th or something And I was like I'm gonna get kicked off the team. I have this F on my report card I'm not letting this room my Halloween. They're gonna know I get kicked off the football team They're gonna wonder like like practice why I'm not playing in the fucking games why I'm not even suiting up But they're gonna have to wait three days because daddy need his candy and then you know I pounded all of that candy so that they couldn't take it away Slamming six pounds of candy and then I'm like hey guys you don't have to drop me off the practice today good news No practice today or ever how about being on hold oh I it sucks because I hate it But it's probably a two because I put you on speaker and I'm taking a shit or full laundry doing whatever else about pasta water boiling Never god yeah, it's a two it's a low stakes You know what happens I have a recent one and I don't even know what to call this specific thing But I got into a basically a fist fight essentially with Comcast fucking customer service So bad that I I didn't just threaten to change services.
I don't know I told you this I fully changed serve I was so fed up with Comcast that I take them out of my life But good they kept doing this thing where I had this issue and they would walk me through the tech things And they would say okay We're doing something on our end and I would say okay, and then they would say all right that should take about 24 hours before you notice a Fix and if that doesn't work call us back. I don't know what waiting that it like waiting for my my like 10 next my Yes waiting for the next step is Horrible because like the best case scenario is I have more waiting in front of me the worst case scenario is I have even more waiting in front of Yeah, horrible. I have another horrible one for you hit it right for this it waiting for a text back So obviously so bad How how I obviously depends on scenario, but like what's your threshold for like fire and off a Another text oh man. I'm I have no I have no guideline or threshold for anything I'm a completely scanning if someone is responding to me.
I think they're mad at me and they never want to speak to me again Yeah, so what does it take me back within one minute? I'm like I what have I done it makes online dating so chill dude When you're like you like they make a joke and you LOL at it and then you make a joke and they don't say anything oh God or the like hey, I had a great time last night and then nothing oh DMV obviously horrible we talked about that government. Yeah. Yeah, okay What about quickly other ways to cope right we have podcast book games Talking shit.
I mean I guess like if you're waiting for something at home You could take a nap or like sleep on it like just like fully become unconscious. That's a way to do it seems like it's limited in how effective it can be same with like Keep your mind off it. It's like my mind's on it fam. There's no way You know if I'm like waiting for like the job call back.
Well just take your mind off it. It's impossible. Sorry Like that doesn't work at all watching a movie on a plane is another good one. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, I'm like just music in general and additional obstacles dude your phone dies You're in line of the DMV and your phone dies.
That's no good now what now you're fucking dead That's what the little game you mentioned it But the like the shit at like Disney and theme parks where there's like they make lines interactive now kind of or at least like more Again, that's like a two like you listen to stupid Yeah, Chris Pratt do his little speech before the Tower of Terror shit, you know My patented we talked about this in the theme park episode But my obviously my patented chest table my chest mounted table sure a great one Some majang with your friends in line About 60 loose tiles to the Big fucking duster and your pockets are jangling You get launched up in that goddamn Tower of Terror and you just hear the clattering of two dozen ceramic tiles But you do the thing that everyone does with the quarter where you're trying to make it look like it's floating My grandmother's vintage majang set that I brought Well, I think we killed waiting pretty good. I know a lot more than I thought we would I knew it dude I had it. I had it in me. Honestly.
I feel like we probably left some stuff on the table Yeah, talk about a classic. We're gonna think of a million. Yeah. Yeah.
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