Walmart Locks Up Your Meat; Woodpecker With High-T; & A.I. "Wisdom"

You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan CheeseA Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled ReleaseFL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's WifeYour Walmart Is Locking Up...MeatFL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive Mom’s MilkFL Man Offers Police Booze During Car ChaseMohamed Adan Mohamed Was Busted For Planning A "Mass Casualty Event"FL Postal Worker Arrested on DUI Charge After Drinking Vodka at House Party on Delivery RouteGuy Busted For Trying to Set One of His Co-Workers on Fire With a Makeshift Lysol FlamethrowerFlorida Man Caught Alligator in a Trash CanYou Can "Trick" Google A.I. Into Thinking Your B.S. Is a Wise SayingThe Manager of a Sonic Gave Weed Gummies to an Underage CoworkerThe Latest "Serious Health Risk" – Paper ReceiptsWoodpecker Damages Dozens Of Cars Due To High TestosteroneNew NYC 'Scratch ‘n’ Sniff' Ad Lets You Stop & Smell Armpits on the StreetStuff Of Nightmares–Snake Lands in Woman's Margarita at Virginia RestaurantDrug Dealer Hides Weed in Plastic Eggs as Easter Promo & Kid Finds OneGuy in His Underwear Is Standing on Street Corners Around the World to Raise Cash for an Engagement RingWoman Strips & Poops On Seat During Southwest Airlines FlightWanted: DOG Sniffer–An Intern To Smell Doggy BreathGeriatric RAGE: 88-y/o fl Woman Arrested After Hitting 77-y/o Woman On Mobility Scooter With Her SUVYou'll also get the rundown on the current events with a stupid spin & find out the winners of the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!