War Criminal Willy Wonka

This week, the gang is discussing the Wonka factory's ethics report, how we lost our first sponsorship, profen, the new season of smiling friends, and trying to figure out if they're being ragebaited or not.(Episode 15)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offthecuff109Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastChapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:11 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:01:28 Frank's Foot Fumble 00:02:53 Names for John 00:05:20 Frank is a bad producer 00:05:40 You be profen? 00:06:36 Begathon 00:07:15 Alex is anti-bald 00:09:15 Turkish Lobotomies 00:09:57 Would you own a pet Dodo? 00:10:47 Frank's Notorious Thumbnails 00:11:30 We lost our sponsorship 00:12:18 The Venmo bit 00:14:46 How the venmo bit started 00:15:40 Smiling Friends 00:18:51 Oh Charlie this pen in scrumptious 00:19:35 Frank is drinking coffee and orange water 00:20:18 Indestructible cups 00:21:09 Mindless consumption 00:22:00 Ragebait 00:23:13 There's a wolf inside Alex 00:24:35 Frank forgot where he was' 00:24:55 The button 00:25:20 The Uhaul episode 00:26:08 Orang-aholic 00:27:30 Getting Baja-Blasted 00:27:57 We need to do a REAL drinking episode 00:28:55 The friendship quiz 00:29:51 Child labor's making a comeback 00:30:28 What if 2012 was real? 00:31:26 The sun is going to explode someday 00:32:25 EVANGELION MENTION 00:33:01 Andrew Tate's Matrix vs the real one 00:34:42 Jonkin 00:34:52 Greek Mythology has some holes 00:37:10 Agustus Gloop 00:37:25 The Blueberry question 00:41:05 Which came first, Wonka or the Book 00:42:43 The Candy Debate 00:44:10 The Oompa Loompas are an enslaved race 00:47:51 Left or right twix 00:49:27 Orlando's Candy, Alex is a hypocrite 00:55:03 The Center Twix 00:56:27 Interuption by nuke 00:57:43 Defcon 3 on Sugar Babies 00:59:08 Fake Candy Tier List 01:00:41 Fingies Candy 01:03:06 Peanut Butter and Carrots 01:04:38 .9mm Pez Rounds