Wash Your Hands

Back in the time before filtered water, things weren't as convenient as they are now.  Like, did you know there wasn’t always a little trash can sitting by the door of the men’s room so when you’re leaving, you’d have somewhere to toss your wadded up wet paper towel.  Now this is just the men’s room we’re talking about.  Nobody knows what goes on in the lady’s room since nice people don’t ask about such things.  But we do know that over on the men’s side, you used to be left standing there at the half-opened door, holding a wet paper towel and wondering where to put it after you pull open that nasty door.  Only recently did somebody correct the problem by just moving the trashcan closer to the door.  Problem solved.  Gone was your little game of trying to shoot the basket across the room – a basket that was always just a little too far away to hit from where you were standing.  And like a pile of broken dreams, the missed shots were all over the floor waiting for somebody to come around later and take care of it.  So in the New America, we’ve figured out where to put the trash can. So what’s next?  Well, the kids can’t read or add; anybody got any ideas for that?  Tell them Beowulf is a rapper from Baltimore who hates everything and wants to blow up the country – that will pull ‘em in.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.