Waymos Are Just Filipinos

from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time

SEE US LIVESunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX2/21, 8pmCode ' WET50' for 50% off ticketshttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:53 Phil's biggest fear00:04:08 Scariest Harry Potter00:07:51 Waymos are really just Filipinos00:09:26 Why Greg Abbot is evil00:12:43 Insurance fraud used to be American00:19:32 Luigi actually made United better00:23:15 Phil has been listening to NPR Austin00:27:23 Liberal and conservative argue about public transport00:34:32 Markus trolled the volunteers on election day00:38:26 Justin's jihad00:48:56 Bit pitch00:54:24 Stop starting podcasts00:56:19 F*ck volunteers00:59:04 Weiner dog with normal sized legs01:05:28 Bonus episode for members EVERY WEEK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

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