Wazzzzzuppppp... Got any Cheesecake?

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the fascinating criminal mastermind strategy of: What would you steal if you could only take things that mildly inconvenience your victim?Chloe gets absolutely rage-baited as we discuss stealing her precious books and foot-related thefts are apparently a category (don't ask), followed by tech annoyance 101. We also threw in a scary movie shoutout because apparently that's what the title references and we're nothing if not cryptic.We wrapped up with a chaotic quick-fire round of our worst burglar preferences. From book theft to password pilfering, we've covered all the petty crimes we'd commit with zero consequences.Warning: Contains rage-baiting tactics, food-related crime fantasies, password disclosure chaos, and proof we'd be terrible actual criminals.