We All Need a Time-Out

The governor of Maryland shows that he postgames like we pregame, so he is our people. Our Brewer’s boyfriends get our attention this week as Brice Turang grand slams for his first HR, and Garrett and Haley Cruse Mitchell have some social media fun. Patti’s CLE bf Myles Straw leads the league in stolen bases and gives Patti her only lead in fantasy baseball. In a BF plus one crosstraining note, we wish Mallory Swanson a speedy recovery. We note that Corbin Carroll does not dig himself out of the ”parents dropped me off for the first day of school” issue by saying that they just needed the car. The unforeseen consequence of the pitch clock appears to be the frequency in which players will now appear on the Police Blotter for reacting to not being granted their requested time out. Manny is the first, of course, to be tossed for arguing the issue, followed closely by Tim Anderson. Anthony Rendon continues his descent from his former once and forever bf status with his suspension for an altercation with a mouthy fan. Dartmouth says it’s climate change and Emory says watch us score all the runs. Thanks to Jeff Passan we have more of the story of how the minor league CBA came to be. The Copa de la Diversión is bigger this year so prepare to buy all the merch and get yourself to at least one of the 400 Fun Cup games this season. We say “Bartles and Jaymes,” “keep that name in your rolodex,” and “anthropomorphizing alcohol. ”Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls to Meredith, and find us on Twitter @ncibpodcast, on Facebook @nocryinginbball, Instagram @nocryinginbball and on the Interweb at nocryinginbball.com. Please take a moment to subscribe to the show, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to NCiB. Become a supporter at Patreon to help us keep doing what we do. Say goodnight, Pottymouth.